The Never Surrender High-Tops
Meet The Never Surrender High-Tops. Only 1000 pairs will ever be released. Each pair is numbered. A truly worthless “collector’s item”. The First Official Sneaker by President Trump, released by Sneaker Cons LTD., a division of PutinCorp.
Bold, gold, and strong, just like the Russian hooker urine disgraced ex-president Trump loves so much.
They’re for the go-getters who don’t know or understand the word grift. With a standout gold finish and the ‘T’ (for Traitor) badge, these kicks, as the kids in the hood call them, are for true incel warriors and Meal Team Sicks wannabes. Wrapped with an American flag on the collar so as to pretend to give a flying fuck about this shithole country, they shout out to the fans of “the pee”. The Never Surrender sneakers, named after my most recent surrender (many more to follow, watch this site for weekly grifts), are my latest con in shoe form. Lace-up and step out of that basement suite at nanas. With only 1000 pairs ever to be released, Grab Your Limited Edition Pair Now. The Never Surrender High Tops are estimated to ship in July 2047.
Free shipping on orders over $453,000,000!
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