President to speak about Helsinki presser at 2PM EST.




It is expected that his attorney(?) Rudy Giuliani will be on hand should the president need him.


Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Jeff Sessions, et al may be be absent from the presser as they are consumed by other pressing matters at the moment …



Treason Tour 2018 comes to a close

The Glorious leader Sum Dim Phuc just wrapped up his ‘Treason Tour 2018’.
With one last “slurp, slurp, slurp, anything you say boss!” the Velveeta Raccoon wiped off his chin and ended his historic ‘Treason Tour 2018’ in Helsinki’, Finland today.
The Cuck in Chief then boarded Air Force Whine and headed home to the waiting arms of his fellow conspirators in the GOP for what will surely be hailed as “another amazing moment in patriotism” by Mike ‘the knob polisher’ Pence and Paul ‘the spineless’ Ryan. It is also expected that Snitch McConnell, Marco ‘the Rube’ Rubio, Lindsey ‘Don’t make me clutch these pearls’ Graham and several other members of the Trumputin party will make the obligatory “I have some concerns” statements before fully embracing their leader Dumbasso Cheetolini and blindly following him anywhere he wishes to go on his journey to the bottom while slavishly kissing that huge, cellulite covered ass at every opportunity.

Trump Treason Tour 2018 by hip is everything


WTFVille Weekly Chronicle – July14, 2018

and away we go ……..

We’ll start with what is maybe my favorite piece of right wing douche-rocketry and insanity of the week …

Liz Crokin: Trump Confirmed The Existence Of A Video Showing Hilary Clinton Torturing A Child
Right-wing “journalist” Liz Crokin appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s podcast earlier this week, where the two unhinged conspiracy theorists discussed Crokin’s assertion that a video exists showing Hillary Clinton sexually abusing and torturing a child.
“I understand that there is a video circulating on the dark web of [Clinton] eating the face of a child,” Zilinsky said. “Does this video exist?”
“Yes,” responded Crokin. “There are videos that prove that Hillary Clinton is involved in child sex trafficking and pedophilia. I have sources that have told me that; I trust these sources, so there is evidence that exists that proves that she is involved in this stuff … I believe with all my heart that this is true.” After claiming that “the deep state” targeted former White House national security adviser Michael Flynn for destruction because he and his son “were exposing Pizzagate,” Crokin insisted that media reports warning about the ability to use modern technology to create fake videos that make it appear as if famous people are saying or doing things are secretly a part of an effort to prepare the public to dismiss the Clinton video when it is finally released.
“Based off of what lies they report, I can tell what they’re afraid of, I can tell what’s really going on behind the scenes,” she said. “So the fact that they are saying, ‘Oh, if a tape comes out involving Hillary or Obama doing like a sex act or x, y, z, it’s fake news,’ that tells me that there are tapes that incriminate Obama and Hillary.”

and it doesn’t get much saner from there kids …

Paul Begley: Peter Strzok Is A Part Of A Demonically-Controlled Illuminati Secret Society
During a livestream broadcast today, right-wing pastor Paul Begley declared that FBI agent Peter Strzok is part of a secret cabal intent on destroying President Trump and America.
Begley’s program aired while Strzok was testifying before a House committee over his role in the investigations into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server and Russia’s interference in the 2016 election. After airing a portion of the hearing, Begley declared that Strzok is part of a demonic Illuminati cabal intent on creating a one-world government.
“I think Peter Strzok is part of a vast secret society complexity, an Illuminati demonically-charged biblical beast called the deep state that was involved in hijacking this great nation of America and ultimately hijacking the world into a one-world government, a new world order.

Mark Taylor And Bill Deagle Declare That Those Who Oppose Trump ‘Are Not Human’
Firefighter prophet” and radical conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor appeared on “The NutriMedical Report Show” yesterday, where he and host Bill Deagle asserted that FBI agent Peter Strzok, Hillary Clinton, and those who oppose President Trump “are not human” and are, in fact, demons. Deagle, a nutritional supplement proprietor and radio host who recently vowed to kill any liberal protester who dared to harass him, declared that he has an amazing “spiritual gift” that allows him identify “the names of the succubi and incubi inside Peter Strzok” just by looking at him. “Individuals like Peter Strzok and Hillary Clinton, these are people of clay and iron,” Deagel said. “Clay being human flesh and iron being the trans-dimensional energy that is inside of them. They’re being avatared like a video game … These are not just normal human beings—your brothers and sisters—these are your bothers and sisters who are totally taken over by evil.”
“These people are not human,” Taylor agreed.
“These people like Peter Strzok,” Deagle responded, “when I saw him screwing up his face and leaning forward and making his eyes look really dark, I’m thinking, ‘Ooh, we’re not hearing a person talk, we’re hearing a demonic entity talk through his mouth.’ It’s disgusting.”
“It’s almost like the protests your are seeing now,” Taylor then added. “Those are not protests, those demonstrations; they’re demon-strations. … They’re flailing around, these are demon-strations, these are demons that are manifesting because they know that their time is short.”

5 reasons you should background check your neighbors 
What do you really know about them?

Dinesh D’Souza: ‘Nothing racial about Trump’
Upcoming film turns tables on ‘racist, fascist’ Democrats

Trump Wants Huge New Paint Job On Air Force One That Sends Bold Message – Here’s What It Could Look Like
and here’s the first idea they seem to be floating …

yeah, that’s not tacky at all …
but then, what can you really expect from a guy that lives here?


I mean really, how small is this guy’s dick that he lives like this?

And finally, here’s this week’s poll over at

”She’ll be dead by then.” ?????  WTF???
(the poll winner was “She’ll be dead by then” – by an almost 20% margin)

“Fuck me Mabel, these kids just ain’t right in the head.”

“You love me, you really love me”

“I think they like me a lot in the UK.” — Donald J. Trump

erm, maybe not …

Outside a London shop …

President Donald Trump may not want to look out the window as he passes over the English countryside later this week. An artist has turned part of a field at Moat Farm in Stoke Mandeville into a 650-foot crop circle with “Fuck Trump” written in Russian, according to local newspaper Bucks Herald. The Herald said the crop circle should be visible from the president’s chopper as he flies to a meeting with Prime Minister Theresa May at Chequers, the premier’s country home.  

Amnesty International UK welcomes US president Trump by unfurling a banner on Vauxhall Bridge, opposite the US Embassy

This weekend it was announced that Trump would avoid London almost entirely during his trip, perhaps a sign the president is keen to avoid the crowd-funded helium-filled blimp of Trump as a baby which is set to fly over the London protest.











Ya’ gotta love the Brits …

Depends on whose titties yer’ talkin’ about I guess

The Trump Administration Just Killed A Pro-Breastfeeding Resolution

Based on decades of research, the resolution says that mother’s milk is healthiest for children and countries should strive to limit the inaccurate or misleading marketing of breast milk substitutes.

At a recent meeting of the United Nations-affiliated World Health Assembly in Geneva, Ecuador sponsored a resolution to encourage breast-feeding, which seems like a good thing, right? Everyone assumed the resolution would pass with no problem, right up until the Trump administration’s delegation killed it in the most dickish way possible for the most dickish reason possible. The United States delegation, embracing the interests of infant formula manufacturers, upended the deliberations.

So, these are okay …


But, these are not?


Fuck these guys … the whole lot of them.
Apparently ‘the bottom’ has a basement.
What’s next with these assholes?
Abstinence over contraception programs?
Oh wait…. too late.
Man, I hate these people.

They’re out!

BREAKING: Thai Navy SEALs say all 12 boys and their coach rescued from cave, ending an ordeal that lasted more than 2 weeks.

In Thailand, many, many families are breathing an enormous sigh of relief as their children are back and safe. The world should be so grateful to the Thai government and all the volunteers for locating the boys and executing a brave, nearly impossible and flawless rescue in the worst kind of conditions.
Humanity at its best.
But, as great as this news is, and I have tears of joy in my eyes as I write this, please, let’s not forget the hero, Saman Gunan, who lost his life to help save these boys and their coach. Thank you sir, for your service, and sacrifice. Rest in peace. Thirteen lives were saved because you were willing to risk yours.
Now, go hug your kids.


Word Salad – the Donnie Two-scoops Edition

word salad opening by hip is everything

On a good day , it’s hard to tell what the fuck this guy is yakkin’ about, and I don’t remember the last good day …
Anyways, here’s your word salad for today …
This little gem is taken from his rally in Montana last night.

Ladies and gentlemen … the President of the United States … your commander in thief … the wankspangled hate mango.

Take it away Donnie Two-scoops …


facepalm_flesh_tone-nazz_thumbSeriously kids what. the. actual. fuck. is. he. talking. about?????
And then the asshole went on to mock the #metoo movement, but we’ll get to that later …
My brain hurts … Where’s that Tylenol?
”Fuck me Mabel, that kid just ain’t right in the head.”

Alexander Hamilton on Donald Trump

Alexander Hamilton, statesman and founding father, a man who had an enormous impact on America’s financial system as George Washington’s Secretary of the Treasury, wrote  a letter in which he lashed out at the demagogues, defending himself against charges that he was working to reinstitute a monarchy. Contrary to the monarchy conspiracy, Hamilton says, there is only one way to destroy America.
Here’s an excerpt from the letter

The truth unquestionably is, that the only path to a subversion of the republican system of the Country is, by flattering the prejudices of the people, and exciting their jealousies and apprehensions, to throw affairs into confusion, and bring on civil commotion. Tired at length of anarchy, or want of government, they may take shelter in the arms of monarchy for repose and security.

Those then, who resist a confirmation of public order, are the true Artificers of monarchy—not that this is the intention of the generality of them. Yet it would not be difficult to lay the finger upon some of their party who may justly be suspected. When a man unprincipled in private life desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of considerable talents, having the advantage of military habits—despotic in his ordinary demeanour—known to have scoffed in private at the principles of liberty—when such a man is seen to mount the hobby horse of popularity—to join in the cry of danger to liberty—to take every opportunity of embarrassing the General Government & bringing it under suspicion—to flatter and fall in with all the non sense of the zealots of the day—It may justly be suspected that his object is to throw things into confusion that he may “ride the storm and direct the whirlwind.”

Alexander Hamilton
August 18, 1792.

Lions 3, Poachers 0 … Game, set, match.

"They don't call me the fucking King Of The Jungle for nothing baby"

Lions kill and eat at least three rhino poachers at South Africa nature reserve

At least three suspected poachers were apparently killed by lions while hunting rhinos at a South Africa wildlife reserve.
Rangers found human remains Tuesday at Sibuya Game Reserve, and police returned the following morning to look for poachers, reported the Sunday Times.
Investigators found a human head, along with other body parts and limbs, along with three pairs of empty shoes, according to the Daily Mail.
A rifle and an ax were also found at the lion camp.

* Nope, this NOT from the Onion, although there are reports of several rhinos laughing uncontrollably in the vicinity.

p.s. I’m not picking sides here, that would be wrong, but, I do really like lions. Poachers, not so much. Maybe that old “reap what ya’ sow’ line fits best here.