On Monday, President Trump announced that he would create a sixth branch of the armed forces he calls the Space Force.
“First they came for the shoe smugglers …”
Trump says Canadians are smuggling US goods into Canada to avoid tariffs: “They buy shoes and they wear ‘em. They scuff ‘em up to make ‘em sound old, or look old.”
I am Canadian! I smuggle shoes!
(but first I scuff ’em up so they look old)
We are ALL Canadian!
This is what it has come to?
Under the orders of armed men, a mother pulls the shoestrings from her daughter’s shoes before being dragged away from her crying child. They do this so that the children won’t hang themselves.
Can someone, anyone, please explain to me in what fucking world this is allowed to happen?
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Trashdance – What a Reeling
Love Theme from Trashdance
Madman Across the Water
The Bitch Is Back (And I Called Her Melanie)
You Can Never Go Home Again (Home is Where the Indictments Are)
It’s Mueller Time in New York
Maniac (Donnie’s Theme)
Honky Tonk Women (Here’s your $130k)
Another Prick With A Wall – Part 1
Eye of the Whiner
Fat Man In A Bathtub
I Know It’s Only Cuck and Roll, But I Like It
In The White Room
Once, Twice, Three Times A Loser
I Write The Notes That Make My Lawyer Sing
Mandy (Here’s your $130k too)
Feelings ( I Have None) (Donnie a capella)
The Theme from ‘Rats’ (Memory – It’s fading)
I Just Can’t Wait To Be King (from The Lyin’ King)
and featuring a very special guest appearance by Mike Pence singing “It’s Raining Men”
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A longtime newspaper cartoonist who says his work has been banished from the editorial page lately because of “political differences” with his editors says he’s been fired. Rob Rogers tweeted Thursday he’s been fired after 25 years as the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette’s editorial cartoonist. The paper has declined to run many of his cartoons in recent months.
The Association of American Editorial Cartoonists recently issued a statement linking Rogers’ situation to “the recent arrival of a Trump-supporting editorial page editor.”
Keith Burris became the paper’s editorial director in March. Burris did not immediately return a call and email seeking comment. A message left with publisher John Block wasn’t immediately returned. (from the Detroit Free Press)
This is really not a path we all want to be walking down … it is dangerous for free speech, freedom of the press and democracy in general. And with the apparent death of Net Neutrality, the Department of Homeland Security’s building of a ‘bloggers, news people and activists who speak out against Trump and his regime’ list, and the constant barrage against anyone who does not agree with Trump and his crew by Trump and his crew, it feels a little unstable and uncertain as far as the rule of law, freedom of speech, expression and press right now. Not to mention the threats, hate mail and vitriol that many of us face every single day from the so-called patriots. Patriots seems like a somewhat inappropriate term for this, so let’s just stick with MAGAts. It seems so much more apropos.
Here are a couple of Rob Rogers cartoons.
Share them, share the story.
p.s. to the MAGAts who send their threats and name calling diatribes daily: Nope, ain’t going anywhere, so, fuck you and the whores you rode in on. (and nope, that ain’t no typo)
p.p.s. KingMAGA72 and Jacob Wahl: yer’ boy is GOING. TO. PRISON. <makes popcorn>
Jeff Sessions delivers his personal birthday present to Hair Furor …
Report: Trump administration confirms it will hold migrant children in tent cities
The Trump administration has reportedly confirmed it will hold migrant children in tent cities, the first of which will be located in El Paso, Texas. The shelter will have 450 beds, and the children will sleep in tents. This should fill both A.G. (Asinine Ghoul) Sessions and Resident Trump with glee. #Fuckers
President Trump, seen here hiding his face from the onlooking camera, as he arrives to pick up his rather large cash payment for selling out his country. He also picked up the rights to build “an amazing, world class Trump brand condo and resort complex, the likes of which the world has never seen, on the beaches of North Korea, just as soon as those rocket launchers are moved” as a part of his payment for abandoning and ceding South Korea, Japan and Guam to the North Korean regime by removing all American troops from the DMZ.
“I have never even heard of this Donald J. Trump Foundation. And I’ve certainly never heard of this Donald Trump person either. He’s probably someone Crooked Hillary made up as an excuse for losing the election she should have won, even though that ni… friend of hers … had my phones tapped … trying to bring me down. And the press never looked into that. See, this is why I don’t trust the fake news media like yourself Leslie, if that is even your real name. Never heard of him, he never worked for me or my campaign, and NO COLLUSIN! None. None at all, and everybody knows it. Believe me. And, Leslie, check out these big beautiful hands. Many people are saying that they are almost too big. Many, many people are saying that. Trust me. Even Kim Jong …OOON! mentioned it. He said they were so big, so very, very big. That they might even be the biggest hands he had ever seen. He said that very strongly. Very, very strongly. NO! COLLUSION!!”
and away we go ……..
“Fuck me Mabel, these kids just ain’t right in the head.”
In 1971 Richard Nixon triggered a trade dispute with Canada.
He called the Canadian PM an “asshole” and a “son of a bitch”.
The Canadian P.M. responded by saying “I have been called worse things by better men.”
That Canadian P.M. was Justin Trudeau’s dad.
Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, in a tan suit, carrying his son Justin.
P.S. Make tan suits great again!
So, the Velveeta Raccoon is saying that Kim Jong Un’s people love him very much, that he’s funny, likeable, intelligent and a great leader who can be trusted and that Justin Trudeau “learned from his mistake” of criticizing Trump, & “it will cost Canada a lot of money” because of Trudeau’s attitude.
Trump administration on Trudeau: “there’s a special place in hell” for him.
Trump on Kim: “a tough and effective leader who can be trusted.”
Dumbasso Cheetolini on murderous dictator KJU: “His country does love him. His people, you see the fervor. They have a great fervor.”
That’s fear not fervor you moron.