breaking!!! … megyn kelly kicks donald ‘gasbag’ trump’s ass …

trump by hip is everythingnever-before-seen surveillance footage from incredibly credible news source Funny or Die … In the tape, Fox News’ Megyn Kelly, clearly having reached that final straw, confronts Donald Trump outside of what we can assume is some building he owns (because he is very rich) and proceeds to kick his ass …
Enjoy! …
For Journalism! …

 

clown car wreckalooza 2016

What Country Are GOP Candidates Talking About?

another great piece by the rude pundit

taste the crazy department banner by hip is everythingListening to the Republicans running for president, you’d think that we live in a blight-ridden hellscape filled with Mexican rapists taking our jobs by shooting us all to death while breeding anchor babies, crazy Muslims trying to behead Christians on street corners while atheist liberals applaud their devotion to their culture, and tyrannical Hillary Clinton flouting email rules while personally murdering Americans in Benghazi with Planned Parenthood fetus parts, not to mention the Iranian nukes ready to rain down on us at any second (or ten years from now, whichever comes first), China dragging us into the sea of financial ruin while loaning us more money, families falling to pieces because Mom says she’s always been a man and the kids are on Obamacare, and the military ready to take away everyone’s guns before forcing us all to give up our coal and gas-burning ways to please the so-called “scientists” who think they’re so smart. And it’s all because that asshole Barack Obama is too weak, like that fucking pussy Jimmy Carter, because he refuses to bomb the shit out of any countries that fuck with us.
There’s Jeb Bush, who is haunted by Islamic extremism (and Donald Trump), telling us, “The reality is that radical Islam has been spreading like a pandemic – across the Middle East, throughout Africa and to parts of Asia, even in the nations of the West, finding recruits in Europe and the United States…Who can seriously argue that America and our friends are safer today than in 2009, when the President and Secretary Clinton – the storied ‘team of rivals’ – took office? So eager to be the history-makers, they failed to be the peacemakers.” (He didn’t mention his brother at all in this speech, by the way. And George Bush is pretty much the reason we have ISIS in the first place.)
There’s Ted Cruz screeching in that cartoon parrot voice of his at a “Rally for Religious Liberty” in Des Moines, “There is a war on faith in America today, in our lifetime. Did we ever imagine that in the land of the free and home of the brave, we would be witnessing our government persecute its citizens for their faith?…You have endured the pain, endured the attacks, endured the hatred, that precisely put you where you are here today…You want to know what this election is about? We’re one justice away from the Supreme Court saying every image of God shall be torn down.”
donald gasbags trump by hip is everythingThere’s Ben Carson, talking about the use of missiles to blow up shit along the border with Mexico: “[I]t’s possible that a drone could be used to destroy the caves that are utilized to hide people. Those need to be gotten rid of…Those caves are very evident. And I hope you have some of the sheriffs in. They can show you the pictures. They can show you what is going on there. We are not getting support from the federal government to deal with these people. They’re being outgunned. You know, 56 percent of that border is not under our control.”
Fuckin’ caves? We gotta worry about caves filled with Mexicans now? (He probably meant “tunnel,” but then you’re getting caught up in “words” having “meaning,” as Carson might complain.)
This could go on. Hell, any speech by any candidate, Trump or Christie, Huckabee or Jimmy Ballsucker or whoever the fuck else is running. They all paint a picture of a nation that is teetering, just barely hanging on, before falling into an abyss.
Shit’s gonna kill us. Shit’s gonna get to us somehow and kill us. That much is sure. But chances are that you will die a thousand times from weather caused by climate change or unsafe food or environmental poisons or guns you own yourself than you will be affected in any way by ISIS or Mexican rapists. But the GOP won’t talk about that. They won’t talk about the real denial of rights, like the treatment of African Americans by law enforcement or the militarization of the police or sentencing laws or detention of immigrants, including the dreaded Mexicans (most of whom are not, in fact, interested in raping Donald Trump), people who suffer far more than a baker who won’t bake a gay cake.
The Republicans will talk endlessly about this fake America. Because if they talk about the real one, they’ll have to confront the real problems, not the made-up shit that pinches the anger and rage nerve in their Neanderthal voters.

he’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!

from huffpo … ( David Moye Pop culture journalist, HuffPost Weird News)

I can’t believe it’s not Donald!
Jan Castellano was getting ready to have some breakfast when she almost lost her lunch. She opened a tub of Earth Balance Organic Spread with plans to put the vegan butter on her toast — only to see what she claims is the image of Donald Trump looking right back at her.
It wasn’t necessarily appetizing, but it was entertaining.
“This was pretty much before I had coffee, so I was easily amused,” Castellano, 63, told The Huffington Post. “I needed to put on my glasses to make sure it was him.”
Castellano, of Wildwood, Missouri, says she wasn’t thrilled to see The Donald, mainly because “he is everywhere these days.”
She thought about saving the Trump-enhanced spread and sell it on eBay “so I could donate the money to Hillary Clinton.”
But short-term hunger won out over long-term wealth.
“It was the only butter I had, so I had to make the sacrifice,” she explained.
Currently, only Trump’s eye and part of his mouth remain in the tub, and Castellano hopes his campaign “melts away like butter” as well.

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You’re fired, vegan butter.

just sayin’ …

Rubio proposes constitutional amendment to invalidate ObamaCare mandate
Constitutional Remedies to a Lawless Supreme Court
Santorum Calls For A Constitutional Amendment To Ban Same-Sex Marriage
A Good Chunk Of GOP Field Wants To Repeal The 14th Amendment
Here’s What the Presidential Candidates Had to Say About Reproductive Rights in the First GOP Debate
“There are like 10 things I would change in the Constitution with a magic wand.”

from democratic underground

new williams photos surface …

it just gets worse …

brian williams abbey road by hip is everything
“Here I am with my good friends George, Ringo and John outside our old studio”

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“One of my favorite roles from the early days of my amazing and stellar career “

brian williams apollo 11 crew by hip is everything
“With my old Apollo 11 crew, after arriving safely home on earth”

brian williams last supper by hip is everything
“At a little surprise dinner  my friends threw for me …”

18 Aug 1969, Near Bethel, New York, USA --- Jimi Hendrix playing his guitar during his set at the Woodstock Music and Art Fair. Playing with Jimi Hendrix is Billy Cox (wearing a turban). --- Image by © Henry Diltz/CORBIS
“Just jammin’ with my old pal Jimi at Woodstock … Are you experienced?, I am…”

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“A lot of peeps don’t know this but I co-wrote most of the ‘Rumours’ album”

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“Oh what a day it was! … I remember it like it was yesterday …”

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“It took days, but we finally took that freaking hill”

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“sshhh…”

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“I was so proud to be his best man”

brian williams plays whack-a-mole with constant lying revelations … mole wins!

Brian Williams, suspended news anchor and renowned American fabulist looks to be done like toast …
You know, that really burnt, charcoal textured toast that sets off yer’ smoke detector at 7AM when it jams in the toaster and becomes more briquette than baguette ,,,
lyin-brian-williams4Apparently, an internal NBC cover-up investigation has turned up evidence that our guy Bri has been spinning tales about his herculean feats and near superhuman bravery for quite some time now …
They found that he’s also embellished coverage of Israel/Hezbollah conflict, the Arab Spring and more …
My trust is broken man …
So I have some questions for you Brian …
1. Is your name actually Brian? …and were you actually born in America, or are you from like Kenya or some place like that? …
2. Did you actually ever work at NBC, or was that just some kind of publicity stunt you pulled off to make us all think you had a job? … hey, it could happen …
3. Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist party? … the GOP? ( I know, kinda redundant eh?), the KKK? or Destiny’s Child? …
4. 7 + 34 x 56 – 23 = ? …
5. If you were on a train that left New York at 11:30 Pm on a Tuesday, with two ex presidents and Elvis Presley (yes that bugger is alive and well and living in a rundown Paris studio apartment with Jim Morrison, an drug addled iguana named Ziggy, and several cats), and you all had a drink every time someone in the car got up to go to the washroom,and two drinks every time you exaggerated, how many drinks would it take before you claimed to have slept with both presidents and Elvis? … or the afore mentioned iguana? …
In reality, this whole story shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone … the news has mostly been propaganda and ideologically driven bullshit for decades … add in the fact that EVERY major news outlet in America is owned by huge conglomerates who really have no reason to disseminate the truth … this story is also a little sad, in that we as a public would even bat an eye when some news jock lies…shit, Billo the clown and Hannity the manatee over at Faux News have been getting raises every time they spin a new tall tale for years …so, in a way, ya’ can’t really blame Lyin Brian for trying to snatch his moments of glory and self administered grandeur …
So cya Brian … I’m gunna miss yer’ night time tales of fantasy and wonder …

some random shit that i’m staring at

some random shit that I’m staring at, wondering why I’m staring at it …
maybe it’s important …
probably not, but, hey why take the chance? … sooo …

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They say you’ve got to spend money to make money … that just makes me feel like there’s some middle step I’ve been missing … no?

I don’t believe peeps who say they never masturbate “cuz it’s not the real thing.” … am I the only one around here who puts sugar on my Corn Flakes when I run out of Frosted Flakes? …

If Einstein were alive today, would he would listen to more than 10 minutes of recent scientific breakthroughs before asking you to describe that free online porn thing again? …

Would it not be easier to keep buying cats until one of them does something hilarious and makes me a YouTube millionaire, than to waste a pile of cash and time going to school to find a career? …

If babies could talk would they basically just say things like “Daddy, may I trouble you to clean a shocking amount of poo off my genitalia?” …

I don’t care if you’re a dog person or a cat person, I generally don’t date anyone with a tail …

I recently caught myself yelling “FUCK YOU” at a taco for dripping on my pants … ( just in case you were wondering who’s raising the next generation ) …

When someone says “I need this done yesterday” I think to myself “Well, there’s no fucking way I’m going to be bossed around by someone who doesn’t even understand how time works” …

No ageism? … I call Bullshit! … A baby seated in a tall wooden throne at this restaurant just shattered a vase of flowers unprompted & was then told how handsome he is … yet, last week I get thrown out for the EXACT same thing ..

Before I go out binge drinking should I always eat a stick of butter? … I know it doesn’t do anything but seeing as I’m already making really poor life choices anyways …

I’ve accepted every email offer I’ve ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long, and I’m told I’m getting a shitload of money from these Nigerians any day now …

Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding? …

There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house …

To the lame ass who wrote “Jimmy Crack Corn” …  You clearly cared that jimmy cracked corn enough to write a fucking song about it.

Is the shittiest thing about being bipolar is that it’s fucking awesome? …

Does anyone know how many calories you burn by sliding down a wall crying? …

At my age, it seems that Facebook’s only purpose is to remind me that some girl I played kissy-face-sweater-tug with in High School just turned 57 … sigh …

Okay, I’ve probably bothered y’all enough for today, so Imma take ‘yer advice and fuck off … for now …
I feel so much better now that I’ve gotten that stuff off my chest though … and my desk … toodles peeps …

this just in: turtle loses race after all

a great piece by Elias Isquith from salon.com

“A corrupt, unresponsive and plutocratic disaster”: How Mitch McConnell and the GOP remade Washington in their image

Now that the GOP’s in control, Mitch McConnell is letting some things pass — and taking all the credit

mitch mcconnell 4 by hip is everythingRepublican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is by most accounts an awkward, charmless politician who is motivated by little more than a ruthless desire to accrue power and win his next election. He has no set ideological principles (he was once a labor-friendly, pro-choice moderate, for example) and despite having been in Congress for some three decades, no legislation of real significance bears his name. To all appearances, he is exactly the kind of nakedly ambitious cipher that our society rewards but that we the people claim to hate. I would, generally speaking, rather write about someone else.

But the depressing-yet-undeniable truth is that, besides President Barack Obama and Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, no individual has made a greater mark on the U.S. government over the last six years than Sen. Mitch McConnell. He is the godfather of the obstruction über alles strategy that the Republican Party implemented — mostly successfully — from 2009 to 2015; and he is the party leader most responsible for the GOP retaking control of the Senate despite refusing to moderate even a tiny bit. And did I mention that he’s a leader of the war on campaign finance regulation, too?

So when the Hill reports, as it did this week, that McConnell’s next goal is to persuade the media and the American people that Congress has been more productive with him running the Senate than it was under the Democrats and Sen. Harry Reid, you should pay attention. And when mainstream, influential and ostensibly left-of-center outlets like Vox report that, after years of dysfunction and gridlock, Washington is finally “working,” you should be concerned. Because there’s an important lesson here — one learned through painful experience — and it’s not the one McConnell (or Vox) thinks.

That lesson, simply put, is as follows: The wheels of government are not once again spinning because McConnell has qualities of leadership and vision that his Democratic predecessor Reid lacked. On the contrary, Washington is working — relatively speaking — because McConnell and his party, which now controls Congress as well as the Supreme Court, is no longer forcing it to stop. And it’s vital we recognize the difference, or the next Democratic administration will be incapacitated by the McConnell strategy just as the current president was.

In fairness, that’s not entirely the truth. There is a scenario wherein the conventional wisdom in Washington, and within the political class more generally, could ignore the true nature of McConnell’s maneuvers without disallowing an effective Democratic president. But it’s one in which that president would have to govern with an agenda much like the one Obama’s pushing today with his focus on the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal, a tax holiday for corporations who “onshore” their “offshore” profits, the reauthorization of the failed No Child Left Behind act, and the Medicare “doc fix” that made sure America’s doctors would never have to worry about a pay cut again.

Not a single one of these initiatives, you’ll notice, could be fairly described as progressive. They’re not necessarily conservative, either. What binds them together, instead, is that their strongest supporters are all very wealthy — and most of them are corporate. That’s usually the case with bills that survive today’s Congressional gauntlet; they ignore the people altogether, and are sometimes even against the public interest. Without fail, though, they’re supported by the kind of lobbyists and organizations with so much money (and so few principles) that they’re happy to donate to whomever holds power at the moment. Et voilà! bipartisanship.

But what if the next Democratic president — or the one after, for that matter — looks to Obama’s relatively progressive first two years for inspiration rather than his pro-corporate finish? What if that president is more concerned with adding a robust public option to the Affordable Care Act; or making generous and state-provided parental leave like that found in the rest of the developed world the law of the nation? What if that president wants to take another shot at the Employee Free Choice Act (except this time actually try to pass it)? What if they want to do something really crazy, like hiking taxes on the one percent and raising the floor nationally for wages?

Well, unless our political elite sees that the GOP’s return to power and D.C.’s recent (corporation-friendly) productivity is not a coincidence, there’s no reason to think the terrible dynamic of 2011-2014 won’t come roaring back. So long as the structural flaw of the Constitution that McConnell exploited — the accountability gap between the functioning of the government and the public’s evaluation of the president — is not amended, any president who hopes to do something for the 99 percent without a super-majority in Congress is destined to fail. American government will remain a corrupt, unresponsive and plutocratic disaster.

And that is just the way Ted Cruz-style radicals and Mitch McConnell-style hacks like it.

Elias Isquith is a staff writer at Salon, focusing on politics. Follow him on Twitter at @eliasisquith.

BREAKING: mystery of the donald’s hair solved!

FINALLY!!!
The long running mystery of exactly what it was that has been living on Donald Trump’s head is over! …
In a scientific breakthrough that answers one of life’s most oft wondered questions, at last, the truth is revealed!…

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You are looking at a rare yellow-colored caterpillar of the flannel moth. Wildlife photographer Jeff Cremer and conservation biologist Phil Torres spotted the caterpillar in an Amazon rainforest, according to a Daily Mail report. The two men run photography tours from Posada Amazonas, a 30-bed rainforest lodge in Peru.
Torres told the Daily Mail, “I’ve seen some bizarre looking caterpillars in my time of working in the field, but this was definitely the weirdest one I’ve ever seen. I wasn’t sure what I was looking at at first; it was this big yellow fuzzy thing.”
The “hair” actually consists of setae, which are long, fine silky appendages that, in this case, can cause serious skin irritations. If an unlucky person tries to grab one, they will get a handful of venom, released when the setae poke into skin. Like a bee sting, the injuries can be painful but, for most, are not life threatening. … well, that explains a whole shitload of stuff, doesn’t it? … 

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I JUST LOVE SCIENCE !!!

d-bag award winner … the northern edition

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A Canadian winner this time out kids …
GREG KEATING … homophobe and uber cynical d-bag extraordinaire …
Once again proving without a shadow of a doubt that douchebaggery knows no borders …
And that “Yes kids, it CAN happen here” …
C’mon Canada!, wake the fuck up, yer’ way better than this! …
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This ad ran in the Metro Edmonton on April 22, 2015 …
Which has since brought about the much deserved and to be expected proverbial “shit storm” …
Since all that stuff hit that fan, the peeps that be over at the Metro have pretty quickly done the ole’ two-step-walk-back and ass-cover, which is good, great in fact, if it was an honest mistake, but hey, ya’ took the dude’s money and ya’ ran the dude’s ad …
Maybe it’s time to pay a little more attention to what goes in yer’ publication eh? … Just sayin’ …
And to Greg I say, ‘’”Hey asshole, 1938 just called and they want their ignorance and hate back!” …

to be fair, here’s their statement …
On April 22, a political advertisement was published by Metro Edmonton in error. The statements made in this advertisement are highly offensive, target the gay community, and absolutely do not reflect the values, editorial viewpoints or policies of Metro. A newspaper is about relationships and thus about trust with readers. Our error in publishing this ad is that it damages relationships with the communities we continually support on a daily basis through our editorial and advertising creations. The error requires Metro Edmonton to state in the strongest language possible that we do not support the content of this advertisement in any way. We do not. We are a newspaper of diversity and inclusiveness.
We regret the error and are redoubling our efforts to ensure it does not happen again.

Sincerely,
Steve Shrout
VP and Group Publisher, Western Canada
Metro Daily Newspaper

and finally, a little about Mr. K …
in his own words …
Greg Keating, Independent
Age: 59
Occupation: Truck driver

Reason for running: “We must stop doing abortions in Alberta. We must repeal Bill 10. It infringes upon the rights and freedoms of non-gay citizens. Bill 10 is an affront to all Catholics; the forced insertion into our catholic culture of an alien entity (gay –straight alliances (actually gay pride clubs)) representing values contrary to the Gospel of Jesus Christ. It is a trampling upon our rights and fundamental freedoms.”  This is an outrageous and deplorable abuse of power aimed directly at Catholics. Every Catholic should be concerned.

a tidbit from his own website:
Q: Why don’t you discuss the other, more common, issues of the election?
A: Because that is not why I am running. Admittedly, my focus is quite narrow but these are the most important issues facing Albertans. They are matters of life and death, and freedom of belief, thought , and opinion. They are fundamental, foundational issues for our society. If we don’t fight back in the political realm we will have no participation in the shaping of our society. Alberta is drifting in a politically-correct, militantly atheistic direction and I don’t like what I see. I invite all Catholics and other Christians and concerned citizens to join me in this fight.

and here’s his website, if you’d like to learn more about this homophobic, misogynistic prick candidate …
or if you’d like to drop him a quick thought or two …

all aboard the crazy train!

Michele Bachmann: The Rapture Is Coming And It’s Obama’s Fault
bat shit crazy by hip is everythingMichele Bachmann says the rapture is coming, thanks to President Barack Obama’s policies on Iran’s nuclear program and marriage equality.
In a radio interview last week, Bachmann, the former Minnesota Republican congresswoman, told “End Times” host Jan Markell, “We need to realize how close this clock is getting to the midnight hour.”
“We in our lifetimes potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the rapture of the church,” Bachmann said. “We see the destruction, but this was a destruction that was foretold.”
Bachmann cited the Obama administration’s nuclear negotiations with Iran as a cause. The U.S. and five partner nations are discussing a deal with Iran that would prevent the country from developing or obtaining nuclear weapons.
“We are literally watching, month by month, the speed move up to a level we’ve never seen before with these events,” Bachmann said. “Barack Obama is intent. It is his number one goal to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon.”
Later in the interview, Bachmann again tied her rapture prediction to Obama’s foreign policy.
“If you look at the president’s rhetoric, and if you look at his actions, everything he has done has been to cut the legs out of Israel and lift up the agenda of radical Islam,” she said.
Obama has said repeatedly that the goal of the nuclear talks with Iran is to prevent the country from developing a nuclear weapon.
Bachmann then went on to blame abortion and gay marriage for America’s “decline”, arguing that God is punishing the United States for “embracing a pagan view.”
“Any nation that accepts God and his principles is blessed, and those who push away are cursed. That’s what we’re seeing happen to the United States,” she said. “We will suffer the consequences as a result.”
Some Christians believe those who are saved will be transported to heaven just before Armageddon, which they call the rapture.
This is not the first time Bachmann has predicted extreme consequences from the Iran deal. Earlier this month, she claimed the deal would lead to “World War III.” And in a Facebook post, she compared Obama to Andreas Lubitz, the pilot who crashed the Germanwings airliner into the French Alps in March.
And just in case you haven’t had enough Crazy to go with yer’ morning coffee, here’s a few more for ya’ …

Michele’s Greatest Hits

More Michele- The Grifter Rides Again, Volume 357

michele bachmann … “bringin’ back the plantations in 2012”

michele bachmann: sharia law would ‘usurp’ the u.s. constitution

bat shit crazy is as bat shit crazy does …

ass clown of the month … “she talks crazy talk”

once upon a time, in the land of magical thinking … part 39,247

faux noise

okay, set your bullshit detectors to stunned …
those crazy, wacky guys ‘n’ gals over at faux noise are at it again …

over at fux noise, it’s “story time with craputo”
taking any story and turning it into a fantasy of epic and surreal proportions, all the while pretending it’s actual ‘news’ is what they do best  at the “fairly unbalanced” news network …
and one of the best “fable spinners” in the “land of magical thinking” that they call faux noise is the one and only mr. neil craputo…

is everyone comfortably seated? …
good, good, then we’ll begin …
take it away neil-o …

“once upon a time, in the land of the low information voter …”

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The other day over at the Faux News Network, GOP sycophant  Neil Cavuto was kissing some pretty serious Donald Dump ass in an “exclusive” where they both pretended that Trump might actually run for president, and that he has some real ideas about taxes and other important ‘stuff’ …
The Dumpster was, as usual, bloviating and bellowing and blowing his own horn … as he is wont to do …
Craputo set the tone and polished the turd with “You ever look at what’s going on around Washington, folks, and just think, you know, ‘You’re fired, you’re all fired?’ Well I can’t say it as well as this next guy.”
Good <insert deity of yer’ choice here>, take me now …
I find it virually impossible to believe Neil-O or anyone else over at the fairly unbalanced network actually believes that this grifter and bankruptcy monger is going to run for president, and that this is nothing more than just one more chance to jack himself off admiringly in public, all in the hope of making just one more dollar this year but, there they are … Neil-O polishing the turd, and the Dumpster doing what he does best … lying and bragging … also, as he is wont to do … ad nausea actually … I’m so sick of this old turd …
Neil-O then breathlessly opined of his self absorbed amigo: “If I’m hearing the rumor mill correctly, he just might be going to Washington or looking to do that.”  …
Then the skies just opened up and the bullshit fell like rain with Neil-O’s incredibly dishonest attempt to present his idiot guest as some kind of tax-law expert …
“What would you do to simplify it?” the sycophant bleated …
“Frankly, it would be nice to get rid of everybody and just have either a fair tax, a flat tax or certainly a simplified code,” Dumpster responded …
(He then falsely claimed that the U.S. is “the highest taxed nation in the world, we’re number one in taxation.”)
(according to Forbes, Belgium has the highest income tax rate, while the U.S. is eighth … as yer’ buddy Ricky might say “Oops”)
“Are you serious and what would make you very serious and file the paperwork and run?” Cavuto panted.
Trump took the bait like a starving jackfish in a bog and leapt at the chance to brag some more and strut his ginormous ego …
“I built a great company in a relatively short period of time.”…
“It’s a tremendous company” …
Some of the greatest assets of the world and the world of real estate and other things, and I am tired, just sick and tired of seeing the way the country is run.”
Fanboy asked again, “Is it enough at this point, unlike four years ago, unlike eight years ago, where you’re saying, ‘You know what dammit? This time, I’m going to do it, I’m going to run?” …
Trump: “Well, I looked at it seriously four years ago, and you know I came very close. … I’m looking at it extremely seriously. I’ve done a lot of things that I’ve never done before. I have a very big staff of people as you know in Iowa, in South Carolina, we have a lot of people.” …
and on it went …
I had to turn off the sound as the slurping and breathless symphony of the sycophant blared on …
P.S. Donnie if yer’ such a great businessman, why do yer’ companies keep filing for bankruptcy? …