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INSANE CLOWN POSSE  Announces new tour!!!

SAVE THE DATE

OCTOBER 31, 2021

MARALAGOFUCKYERSELF GRIFT AND CUNTY CLUB
In collaboration with
BEDBUGMINSTER Inc. and David Dennison Holdings

PRESENT the

MILK AMERICANS, GRIFT AGAIN 2021 TOUR

Follow this space for more info and ticket availability.


with deepest apologies to The Insane Clown Posse

An Alberta Thanksgiving Tale

It was Thanksgiving 2021, and all through the province families gathered together to eat, drink, feign friendship and caring and fight about masks and vaccine mandates. It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. Or, as my fam calls it,’ Bird Day in the YEG.’
As “The Covid” rampaged out of control, the hospitals cried out for help, children filled the hospitals and the health care system slowly collapsed, the Hinshaw Medi-bot 9001, in an effort to “calm the sheep”,  went on TV and repeated “Everything’s fine, everything’s fine, everything’s fine!” ad nauseum, in a vocal styling most often referred to as ‘comatose cynical.’
Meanwhile, over in the Kenny multiverse, a land populated by imaginary allies, energy sector money, lies and the dream of a privatized health-care system,the pretend premier/prevarication enthusiast Jason Gaslight Kenney delivered his heartfelt Thanksgiving address to Albertans …

fuck jason kenney and fuck the ucp!

And all was as it always was in Jason Kenney’s Alberta.
Fucked.

The end.

ps. fuck this guy!