Hold me close briny prancer*

The first pics from the MAGAtKKKidz and QBotz Rally in Kentucky Monday night are in …

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The star of the show, Dim Donnie McTraitorson, arrives right on time …


LOOK AT THESE TRAITOROUS MOTHERFUCKERS!And Dim Donnie brought “only the best people” … Here he is trying to cop a feel off of treason turtle Snitch McAwful … “♪ ♫ ♬ hold me close, briny prancer ♪ ♫ ♬”


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Even lead turd polisher and renowned Trump fluffer Rand Paul dropped by for a ‘quick hit’ of that ‘Trump magic’ …

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The Glorious Leader regaled the crowd with all the usual hits.

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And as always, the turnout was tremendous and bigly beyond belief. Period!


then he said

* Sorry Elton.

BREAKING Whiter House News …

Trump to present self with the all new “Medal of Bigly Tremendousosity”  …

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Resident Scump (left and right) seen here trying to figure out how a clasp works.

WASHINGTON    Renowned narcissist and impotent, petty toddler Donald J Scump, Resident of the Divided States of ‘Murica presented himself with the brand new, never before presented “Medal of Bigly Tremendousosity” for “service above and beyond anything that that black wannabe president ever did, trust me!.”
No-one cared. Rage tweets to follow.

BREAKING … “Angry old bigot backs angry, old bigot”

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Tuesday said President Trump is absolutely right to call the House impeachment process a “lynching.”

“This is a lynching in every sense. This is un-American,” Graham said to reporters.

I wonder what it is that Trump has on this guy …
Hmmm …
Puzzling indeed …

Daddy Vladdy and cuck

“Git under that bus son!”

Well kids, it’s Friday and you know what that means.
(man, time flies when you’re fighting off an illiterate, impotent dictator wannabe)
Yep, @realDonaldTrump is probably headed to Bedbugminster or Maralagofuckyerself, and it’s time for “Under The Bus Motherfucker!” with your host Fat Donnie Badtouch.
Who will he toss under the bus this week to save his aging, lying orange ass?
Will it be that pompous, prevaricating prick Pompeo?
Will it be Lindsey Graham boy toy, Jared ‘the daughter-wife-beard’ Kushner?
Will it finally be the always pious, never human, constantly condescending Mikey ‘the Russia Whisperer’ Pence and his boss M.O.T.H.E.R.?
Or will the dumb fuck just continue on with the whole “Hey everybody, look at me! I’m self-impeaching!” rant that has been on display for the last month or so and continue to incriminate himself at every opportunity?

Who will be this week’s Trump Covfefe BoyTM ?

Donald Trump is a traitor. Period. All that dimwit racist stuff is just 'gravy' for MAGAts.

Oh come on peeps … I’m not gunna waste yer’ time here with a wack of witty whining and weird, winding, wordsmithed alliteration … it’s not even close this week …
After yesterday’s presser at the Whiter HouseTM  there can be no other winner except Mick “We did it! We did it all! Get over it!” Mulvaney …
I mean, c’mon, we haven’t seen a man get on a stage and admit to multiple serious crimes like that since, well, the day before, when his boss Dim Donnie did it on the lawn of the Whiter HouseTM  and at his oval office press avail … AND at his presser with the Italian leader.
The stupid runs deep with these guys.
Then, to lock down Mulvaney’s upcoming hit and run by Trump Bus-lines and Money Laundering Inc.TM, the Velveeta Raccoon himself told the press, when asked if he had confidence in Mulvaney, that he had a ‘lot of confidence.’ Trump also called him a ‘good man’ and said he ‘did a very nice job.’

Ruh Roh!  – start packin’ Mickey!

Mick Mulvaney, c’mon down … and pick up that imminent pink slip. Take it like a man!


Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism, really really bad spelling and strong language. 65+
Farce/Tragedy/Horror/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty fuckin’ skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.

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Rated ‘R’ for ridiculous | Ages 65 and up |

Once upon a time in DC …

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As another day at Dumbford and Sons grinds on the glorious leader Sum Dim Phuc rolls up on some rails of Adderall and a big old bucket of KFC …

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and settles in for another day of ‘presidentin’ Trump style …

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and really important and ‘special’ friends drop by for some strategizing and ‘face-time’ …

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plus there’s all that “working” and “solving important issues of the day” …

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and important meetings that require the president’s unique skill set ..

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i dont always whine and cry like a toddler

… and the Trump administration is running like a well oiled machine … PERIOD! …

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leaving plenty of time for ‘Executive Time’ …

Executive Time by hip is everything 2019 avec

… it’s tough being president!

just another day