TLDR; Tonight In Phoenix

the “event” in pics (‘cos I know how much Donnie and the minions hate words and stuff)

The crowd lined up for hours to get in to hear their hero.
(it seems to have been some kind of ‘costume’ event from the look of the Glorious Leader’s sycophants idiot followers sheep fans)lined up 4 hrs

The President’s entire cabinet was there. It was good to see Sarah Huckleberry Slanders, second from left, dark hood, back in the fold – Mooch was wrong darlin’, I like you better without the makeup and hair spray) …
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Resident Dump arrived to rapturous adulation and applause from the literally tens of people who turned out for the event …has friends over

And the Prima Donnie brought his “A-Game” …TRUMP 2016 by hip is everything

First things first as the King of Whiteland regaled the raucous crowd with a good 15 minutes of “tales of trauma-tantrums and butthurt bloviating” …Trump-tears-impotent-rage by hip is everyrthing

… a quick (30 minute) shout out to the “Fake, and now apparently traitorous, Media”  …
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… he then got around to a few minutes of listing his “ many, many accomplishments so far” …trump shovels

…  and laid out his vision of the future …
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… the Glorious Leader Sum Dim Phuc (‘cos dick taters need cool names) as his devoted ‘followers’ call him even managed to get his brag on for a quick 10 or so minutes …
chinning time by hip is everything

… and then pretty much spent the rest of the evening giving his fans some of that “straight talkin’” they love so much …
typical trump follower… with just a touch of raw emotion thrown in for good measure (and because it was after 9 PM and there’s that whole ‘sundowning’ thing going on) …

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… Bad Touch Donnie then wrapped up the evening’s festivities (festivus?) with some parting words to his followers and fellow Americans (whites only please – others need not apply) …
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… and then it was off to the hotel for a good long ‘review’ of the evening.
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*Note: due to the fact that Steve Bannon had a previous engagement to suck his own cock this evening, he was unfortunately, unable to attend the ‘rally’.

** Note: CNN reporter, overheard at close of rally coverage …
“What we just witnessed was a total eclipse of the facts.
Someone who came out on stage and lied directly to the American people”.


Boom …

I’m not sure if this is the single greatest Cucker Tarlson beat down I’ve ever seen, but it’s probably in the top one or so …

and it’s extra great because it’s so absofuckinglutely true.

“Cucker down! Cucker down!  medic, medic …”

“Look Melania, it’s a tot– aaaaaaiiiiieeee, my eyes ……” UPDATE

and our winner of the Interwebz for today is …

and then to top it off Faux Noise and Cucker Tarlson dropped this gem and proved satire’s got nothin’ on reality in the age of Bad Touch Donnie …

thx 2 Jim Swift (@JSwiftTWS) for the text grab ...

impressive?? wtf?  aim higher Cucker … Jesus …
unless, by ‘impressive’ you mean bat-shit crazy, dumb as a sack o’ hammers, then, okay …

*thx 2 Jim Swift (@JSwiftTWS) for the text grab …

“Look Melania, it’s a tot– aaaaaaiiiiieeee, my eyes ……”

a couple takes on the Velveeta Raccoon enjoying his own stupidity …
Darwin was right  … as in “The Darwin Awards” that is …

and then, there was the eclipse we all really hoped for …

but, alas …

White Club

“The first rule of white club is, be white!”
WTF did you think it would be?

A depressed and illiterate, overly spray tanned simpleton, Donnie Bad Touch (played by Donald J.Trump) suffering from insomnia, narcissistic personality disorder and several other assorted psychopathic states meets a strange hate salesman, schooled in the art of self-fellation, named Whitey McCrackerson (played by Steve Bannon) and soon finds himself living in his squalid house after his own perfect, gilded apartment is destroyed. The two bored lovers form an underground club with strict rules and verbally assault and threaten other men who disagree with their motto, “White Is Right!”. Their perfect partnership frays when Vladdy (played by Vladimir Putin), a shirtless, fellow support group crasher, arrives on a large white horse, attracts Donnie’s attention and awakens his deepest desires, thus upping the romantic stakes in this SciFi/Horror/Farce/GayPorn/RomCom (2016). Directed by Alex Jones.
Soundtrack by Skrewdriver and Ted Nugent, available on Stormtrooper Records. 

White Club pulls you in, fires up your prejudices and racial insecurities and leaves you scared and crying in a darkened closet, sitting in a pool of your own urine, in the face of an endless abyss of hate, prejudice, lies, ignorance, spray tan and sexual impotence.
Skeeter Billy Bob Dick-Wadd
Stormtrooper Magazine

Trump Bannon white club by hip is everything

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SMH

Just when I thought that Bad Touch Donnie couldn’t show any less caring, understanding or lack of ability to perform the simplest of a president’s duties …
I mean he/his people called DURING her daughter’s funeral … I guess because his ‘image’ is more important than her grieving …