Florida Man Declares Himself “President For Life, In Exile”

SHORTY 3FLORIDA  Today, at the soon to be bankrupted Maralagofuckyerself Golf and Cunty Club, in Palm Beach Florida, on the latest edition of “Florida Man – Hold My Beer” the new hit show over on OANN, about a deeply indebted, delusional old man who spends his final days telling tales of the fantastical to anyone who will listen and lie-bragging about events and accomplishments that never took place, our ‘hero’, Donnie Two Scoops imagines himself to be the president of his own, personal. make believe village and declares to the world that “it is so !”

NEXT WEEK: Part 1 of 157 of:
“IVANKA – The Indictment Chronicles”

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In a related  matter, the architectural renderings for the “New Southern Whiter HouseR” have been ‘leaked’, and kids, it’s a beauty.
Many people are saying it’s gunna be the best Whiter HouseR ever.
Here’s the first look at the next “Trump Wonder of the WorldTM.’

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ALSO … BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR:

“DJTJ –THE TRAITOR TOT COCA EXPRESS”

The newest 12 part mini series from Bannon/Putin ProductionsTM that details the rise and fall of a sycophantic coke head in search of the love of a father who is incapable of giving it. Also starring Dimberly Tinfoil as herself, and featuring a special cameo appearance by famed Russian super escort ‘Melania’.

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Phew!

Dodged a rather large bullet there, huh America?

It wasn’t looking too good for a while there.

But, like every great America story, the frickin’ cavalry arrived just in time.

In the words of Gerald R Ford, on the day of his own inauguration, “…, our long national nightmare is over.”

Decency has returned to Washington … and truth, and hope, and sanity, and empathy.

WAY TO GO AMERICA!

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BIDEN HARRIS 2020

It’s time to wake up now …

Watch and share … please …
one of the most succinct, informative, intelligent pieces I’ve seen since Charlie Chaplin’s “Great Dictator” speech.

Matthew Cooke
WAKE UP CALL FOR REPUBLICANS The deliberate mass deception campaign you’ve been a part of is a public health crisis. Red flags you should be noticing:
• You seek spaces that only include group members, pushing everyone else away
• You don’t trust anyone other than group “superiors.” Scientists, doctors, respected field experts are not trustworthy.
• Your conversations are primarily focused on your group leaders, or the divine “salvation” available only within your group
• Your group includes Nazis
We all share the need to have answers, excuses and ways out of painful situations. When those needs are exploited to distort your sense of reality and excuse and inspire destructive behavior, it’s time for an intervention. SHARE IT IF YOU FEEL IT

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