Some of my favorite photos … for all the haters and FAKE NEWS who said I wasn’t a tremendous first responder on 911 … and I AM NOT A PUSSY ASSED BITCH either!!!
Ahh, Woodstock – I actually introduced these two crazy kids after doing a 2 hour set with some really average black guitarist name Jim Hendricks (or something like that) … a real pretender, he was no Ted Nugent if ya’ know what I mean … I’d rather have some guys wearing yarmulkes playing guitar for me. Trust me.
Here I am in Dallas on that fateful day when Ted Cruz’ father shot President Kennedy, trying my best to get to the First lady to
grab her pus comfort her in her moment of need. I was on her like a bitch. She told me that day that I would be president some day. She wasn’t my type.
A lotta people also didn’t know that I was the original drummer in the Beatles, but I left because of Yoko. She wasn’t born in America, I think she might have been from Kenya, but I’m not sure. I have people looking into it and you wouldn’t believe what they are finding. I’ll be releasing that bigly bad information, or info as it’s also called, very soon.
Here I am in Berlin when the wall came down I’m the one who actually kicked down the wall, as you can clearly see here. Kicking down that wall was what probably caused my bone spurs in the first place.
And here I am leading my squad in ‘Nam! Even with my bone spurs I almost won a purple heart AND several dozen medals of honor. And I NEVER got captured like some loser who voted against me robbing America of it’s health care.
This is Lindsey Graham and I. Obama never got blow jobs like that from Lindsey, and … oh wait! …WTF??!!?? …This picture shouldn’t be here! Why is this picture here? No-one is supposed to ever see this picture!!! … Ivanka!!!! Fire someone!!!!! Now!!! … and get Sean on the phone, I’m scared! … where’s Sean? I need Sean!!! Hannnnnittttyyyyy! … I’m so fucked! This is the end of my presidency!!! … Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!!! … Obama and his pals, and that Bezos guy musta tapped my lines and faked this picture!