Liar, grifter and traitor Donald J (Jobless) Trump leaving a New York court room today where he is the defendant in a criminal trial.
Narrator: “Trump, having been unable to lie for almost 3 hours, was now so full of shit he was nearly bursting.”
Nails It!
Dim Donnie and the Deplorables D-bag Alert
Daily Reminder: @realDonaldTrump is fucking nuts and @HillaryClinton was 100% spot on about his supporters.
He’s BROKE AF! and he has the country’s secrets. He WILL sell them, and we ALL know it.
Lock him up, NOW.
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #GOP #Trump #TrumpIsBroke #TrumpIsBrokeAF #DEPLORABLES
Also, as always, FUCK TRUMP!
B R O K E A. F. !!!
He’s not well, you know …
just sayin’ …
I have a dream …
… and it looks a lot like this.
This week in ass clown news …
They’re BA_ACK!!!
and
It’s ON!!!
CALLING ALL TRAITORS!
GIT’ THOSE TIX NOW!
The Weekly Grift – Episode 1257
The Never Surrender High-Tops
Meet The Never Surrender High-Tops. Only 1000 pairs will ever be released. Each pair is numbered. A truly worthless “collector’s item”. The First Official Sneaker by President Trump, released by Sneaker Cons LTD., a division of PutinCorp.
Bold, gold, and strong, just like the Russian hooker urine disgraced ex-president Trump loves so much.
They’re for the go-getters who don’t know or understand the word grift. With a standout gold finish and the ‘T’ (for Traitor) badge, these kicks, as the kids in the hood call them, are for true incel warriors and Meal Team Sicks wannabes. Wrapped with an American flag on the collar so as to pretend to give a flying fuck about this shithole country, they shout out to the fans of “the pee”. The Never Surrender sneakers, named after my most recent surrender (many more to follow, watch this site for weekly grifts), are my latest con in shoe form. Lace-up and step out of that basement suite at nanas. With only 1000 pairs ever to be released, Grab Your Limited Edition Pair Now. The Never Surrender High Tops are estimated to ship in July 2047.
Free shipping on orders over $453,000,000!
People who bought the above line of crap may also like these fine Trump products, which may also one day become reality. MAY.
Here come the carrot ferrets!
As the weekend approaches, here is you’re weekly warning to watch out for incresed numbers in your local carrot ferret populations.
And remember people, spay and neuter your conservatives. We can’t have these fuckers running rampant and wild again.
No Immunity For You!
Skellvis
How it started:
Fat traitor drops this …
How it’s going …
Daily reminder …
These people are fucking nuts.
That is all.
Oh, FFS! SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!
President Donald Trump slurred through an incoherent chunk of a rally speech …
#DEMENTIADON
CALLING ALL TRAITORS!!!
“Bring out your brain dead! Bring out your brain dead!”
Yo! MAGA!
Yer’ boi is havin’ another racist, lie-brag filled skeezfest/display of desperate impotence and victimhood! He gunna whine like the pussy ass bitch he is, with ALL the hits!
“Build the wall!” “Lock them up!” “I DON’T shit my diaper!” “It’s NOT a mushroom!” “I’m not really into golden showers.” and all your faves. Listen up Cletus, it’s time to git yer’ angry, unemployed, incel ass down to whatever fuckin’ field he’s not gunna pay the rent on this weekend and get that man some of yer’ hard earned cash! He’s broker than Kid Rock’s career and needs all the Rubles he can grift! That Top Secret dox money only went so far, ya’ know. So go grab sister-cousin to sell some of her meth stash, take in the empties, and let’s buy some fuckin’ hats, k, Billy-Joe-Ray-Bob? The ‘billionaire’ needs that $45, bad.
That Smell …
Ooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you …
– Lynyrd Skynyrd
@realDonaldTrump , seen here, crapping his diaper, again, as he leaves Maralagofuckyerself on his way to lie-brag and whine at his latest rubefest.
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Texas has a plan …
Today’s @GOP
@GovAbbott has a new plan …
– murder is now “on the table in Texas!”
Fk the GOP!
PAB, Episode ∞
Fuckface McCTraitorson, leader of the Grand Old Chucklefucks party, to give presser claiming TOTAL innocence and vindication, after losing all his money & assets due to his own criminality, stupidity and hubris.
#TraitorTrump #GuiltyAF #GrifterTrump #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
Friday’s MAGA Moment …
Apparently, Trump is now opening his show with the song “I Believe I Can Fly” … and the MAGAts seem to love it.
God made what???
So, in a move that was, I guess, to be expected, Scumbag/traitor/tiny penis enthusiast, Donald J. (Jobless) Trump releses a video …
and trust me, it’s as fucked up as it sounds … 40 something minutes of lies, blasphemy and just plain idiocy that seem to have landed squarely in the Jim Jones “Hey, who wants Kool-Aid??” zone.
Now, I’m an atheist and even I get this is nonsense and grifting …
unfortunately millions won’t … and these fuckers are gunna vote, so, y’all better get off yer’ asses, put down the fkn lattes and GOTV!!
NOPE!
If there was a God, she sure as fuck wouldn’t do this.
Shocked, I tell ya’, shocked!
BREAKING: Trump’s businesses received $7.8 million from 20 foreign governments during his presidency, according to documents released by Democrats on Thursday.
Most of the monies came from or through China which is, coincidentally*, exactly what the GOP is accusing Biden of. Oops!
* as in ‘no fucking way it happened’
also see: gaslighting, bullshit, propaganda, GOP and traitors
Tears of a clown … part 8,756
How it started …
LOL, the old fool posts this …
How it’s going …
St. Elmo’s Fire
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need’s this pair of wheels
Take me where my future’s lyin’
St. Elmo’s fire
Oooh
Burnin’ up
Don’t know just how far that I can go
(How far I’ll go)
Soon be home
Only just a few miles down the road
I can make it
I know I can …
Nope …not this time.
Karma Update:
Today’s asshat:
Rachel Powell
J6 defendant. Was on strict house arrest for 3 years. Sentenced to another 51 months in prison.
Now whining about it on ‘X’ and ‘Bullshit Antisocial’
BOO FUCKIN” HOO!
CRIME, MEET TIME.
Trump For Prison ‘24
Instead of Trump 2024, how about we make it Trump 20-24 yrs?
Be afraid, America. Very afraid.
Take that stank to the bank!
Trump’s droppin’ three new stanks for his followers!
Git ‘em now MAGAts!
People who purchased the above ‘products’ also bought these fine products!
All the news that’s shit to print
Getting pretty sick of the pretend concern …
Know Yer’ GOP – Cancun Nights Edition
Rafael Edward Cruz (/kru:z/; born December 22, 1970) is a Canadian born,
pretend-American politician and pseudo-Nazi propagandist pretending to serve as
the junior United States Senator for Texas. He was the runner-up for the
Republican presidential nomination in the 2016 election, proving once and for all that only black Democrats need to be born in the United States to be president.
Ted is an avid Pornhub enthusiast and has been known to spend long evenings at
the office ‘tucking in his shirt’, often several times in an evening. Like I said, avid.
Ted is also a bloviating coward/phone banker (ask Fat Donnie and Heidi) and a
compulsive liar who never met a dollar he wouldn’t swallow for. (again, ask Fat
Donnie and Heidi). Ted has no friends because he’s a caustic, self-serving prick and because with all those ‘late shifts’, no-one ever wants to get very close. Often seen in the proximity of
Rudy 911iani, Russian oligarchs, a certain traitor known as ‘the ‘Shroom’, and pretty much anyone with a buck.
Know Yer’ GOP 069 of ∞
If it walks like a clown, and talks like a clown …
Then it must be the GOP impeachment team.
And nobody even got a damn hummer this time.
Here we go again, America.
Fuck these guys!
Vote every last one of these clowns out at the first opportunity.
Literally, the entire planet is counting on it.
James ‘Chucklefuck’ Comer (left) seen here discussing the Biden Impeachment plans with renowned Ohio pedo enabler Jim ‘the Shower King’ Jordan.
Trump Team Treason Trading Cards!
TODAY! In Ass clown news …
Trump drops his latest grift … more pretend trading cards … not real cards, like NFTs only somehow less, so …
my take …
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump
A quick question …
This is the asshole ya’ want running the place?
Seriously America?
WTFville Chronicle 
