Beep! Beep! “Rudy Colludy Edition”

This week, on “Under The Bus Motherfucker”, it’s time to roll those big ole’ Trump Bus wheels over everybody’s favorite has been mayor …
that greasy little scumbag grifter from New York, the only city so great they kicked HIS fkn ass to the curb!
A man who has made a living leeching off the misery of others since 9-11.2001 …
Moscow’s 2020 Man Of the Year …
Donald J. Scump’s pretend lawyer …
Soon to be Donald J Scump’s latest “just somebody that I used to know.”
It couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

Rudy ”Oil Slick” 911iani!.

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Grats! Rudy!

It’s always nice to have one more “special moment” before embarking on a lifetime of prison. Best of luck in Rikers!.

On this week’s episode of “I Love Lunacy” …

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Rudy Giuliani Taps Alan Dershowitz for Legal Advice Following Federal Raid

Really?????? LOLOLOLOL

Jesus, ya’ just can’t make this shit up …


Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language. 65+
Farce/Tragedy/Horror/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.

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This Day In Salamander History

“Inky the Conqueror”

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“Inky the Conqueror”, Salamander hall of famer since 2012:
In what would be his finest moment, and an event that salamanders still hold in utter reverence today, Inky brought home the greatest big game trophy ever …  the ever elusive “cat”.
it would feed his salamander tribe for the next 4 years. Inky statues are still everywhere in Salamandaria.

Trump Impeachment: The Never-ending Story, part 2

WASHINGTON  After 3 days of non-stop evidence and facts being delivered by the House Impeachment Managers, making the case for the conviction and permanent expulsion from public office, the legal team for disgruntled former federal employee Donald J Trump (twice impeached) arrives to make their case.

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The room was hushed as the “defense” began …

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Even old Bernie STFU for once … so ya’ know this shit’s goin’ down …

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Trump’s ”legal” team showed video of  “the Glorious Leader” “leading” his party to defeat …
Something that he has shown himself to be incredibly gifted at.…

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Later, after listening to all the lies, smears, denials and overtly racist dog whistles that anyone, even the most rabid Trump ‘shroom sniffers and fluffers, could listen to, the Senate GOP stepped outside to discuss their schedule for the afternoon’s lies, smears, denials and overtly racist dog whistles.
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Soon, it would be off to assign fair and impartial judgment (ROFLMAO) on once acting, twice defeated, twice impeached, pretend president Dim Donnie Two Scoops.
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And in the end , nothing really changes for the GOP …

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Or Mr. Scump …

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But not all was lost, as fortunately for America, they had hired a new president …
one who actually did his job …
and actually gave a shit about something other than himself …
what a concept!

They call him ‘Joe … and everyone loves him.

return to decency by hip is everything

And be sure not to miss NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE … “The Arrest!”

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The Story:

Bad Actor Quits SAG-AFTRA to Avoid Disciplinary Hearing

BY TARA DUBLIN

In a special session on January 19th, the National Board of SAG-AFTRA, the American labor union representing approximately 160,000 film and television actors, journalists, radio personalities, recording artists, singers, voice actors, internet influencers, fashion models, and other media professionals worldwide, voted overwhelmingly to find probable cause of a violation of SAG-AFTRA’s Constitution by member Donald J. Trump and ordered the matter to be heard by SAG-AFTRA’s Disciplinary Committee as required by the SAG-AFTRA Constitution. The board acted on charges initiated by National Executive Director David White at the request of President Gabrielle Carteris. The charges specifically cite Trump’s role in inciting the attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, and in sustaining a reckless campaign of misinformation aimed at discrediting and ultimately threatening the safety of journalists, many of whom are SAG-AFTRA members. The charges request the imposition of the most severe penalty available to SAG-AFTRA: expulsion from membership.
Donald Trump attacked the values that this union holds most sacred – democracy, truth, respect for our fellow Americans of all races and faiths, and the sanctity of the free press,” said Carteris. “There’s a straight line from his wanton disregard for the truth to the attacks on journalists perpetrated by his followers.”

The Reaction:

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The Verdict:

Yep, definitely in a pissy mood.

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New Gaetz Bio Drops Today …

WASHINGTON   Long time Trump sycophant and drunk driving enthusiast Matt ‘Pisstank’ Gaetz, everyone’s favorite projectile vomiter and Ivanka whisperer releases what many feel is a waste of paper and cheap cardboard today. He will be at the local Publix in Buttfuck Falls, Florida today, mask-less, clueless, soulless and hammered to sign copies for his adoring fan. Anyone wearing Viking horns, American flag face paint and fur will receive 2 tequila shots with Matt and a 5% discount on both the book and the tequila. Bring an AR-15 and receive an  extra 5” off! Pay in RUBLES or Bitcoin will receive an amazing 5% EXTRA discount!

Bring the kids!  …  Bring Grandma too!  …  FREE COVID for EVERYONE!!!

DIM, DRUNK AND DESPERATE, THE STORY OF D.C.'s MOST FAMOUS DRUNK DRIVING ENTHUSIAST AND 'SHROOM WORSHIPER