Take it away, Jimmy …
A plea: from, well, everyone
Take it away, Jimmy …
BREAKING … “Crazy Fu*k Says Crazy Sh*t, Again.”
And again, and again, and again, …
Ya’ gotta wonder how much longer Flabba the Gut’s handlers/dealers can get him propped up/drugged enough to make it through these dementia and spite driven lie-brag-a-paloozas.
The most dangerous part is Sniffles the clown seems to be fully believing his own supreme leader rants now.
More like Supreme Eater lately, y’all catch the jowels on that big, orange pig lately?
Sorry, I digress … (Don Whoreleone does that to ya’)
If this was yer’ dad, you’d get him help.
You get him to a doctor and some serious caretaking/tending to/medical supervison.
I mean these grifters have stolen enough by now to pay the bill for a full time nurse/nappie-nanny, no?
Ivanka? Coke Zero? Busey Jr? … how about you, Giganticus??
LOL, yeah, right.
And we know that Melanie, or Melamine, or whatever the fuck Fiberace is calling her gold-digging ass this week, sure as hell ain’t getting him any help. Stay away fro marble stairs, girl!
Buckle up, guys.
Shit’s about to get beyond fucked up.
A cornered animal always thrashes the hardest the nearer it’s end gets.
This is starting to feel like maybe we need someone to keep an eye on the Kool-Aid supply now.
TL;DR:
HE’S FUCKING NUTSI!
Also, it is our pleasure(???) to announce that cosplay president, Fat Donnie Two Scoops, the pineapple Palpatine, is also this week’s winner/oustanding performer in the pursuit of douche-rocketry and all out cuntiness … to be fair, he was ‘born this way’. His dad was a racist, grifting, d-bag too. (AND he despised the kid)
PSA
51st state talk again?
“Where’s Fraudo?”
One of these things is just like the others.
Where they go one …
Hey! MAGA! This is for you! Happy Friday, traitors!
ps. Did I mention lately that he’s a rapist and a pedo.
The Man Who Never Cared
a song for his followers …
Fuck Trump.
Trump-Epstein files, NOW.
(He’s the ) Neediest Man Alive
The Man With Guns
BREAKING … NEW EO Lands
Cosplay president Donald Trump announces merger of all government departments into one, The Department of Demonstrable Falsehoods, and orders new patches to be worn by all government employees.
It’s Back!
For those who have been asking … the music page is back.
MUSIC or link above, and please, feel free to fill yer’ boots!
1000 words
They say a picture is worth a thousand words …
This one pretty much sums up the entire Trump timeline .. a lifetime in a picture.
It’s Stank Day @ the Trump Store!
Sadly, there are new aromas over at The Trump Store today … first up, a generous dose of nappies, talcum powder, cheap cologne and shit, with a hint O’ failure tossed in to make ‘the whole package’
>>>>> SCUMBAG by Donald Trump <<<<<
Also dropping today over at the Trump Store …
next up, a generous dose of bourbon, vomit and paranoia with just a touch of stupid sprinkled throughout, making for a pungent, toxic, yet familiar blast of male insecurity.
>>>>> $HITSHOW by KA$H PATHETIC <<<<<
Canada again??? Really??? Oh, FFS …
Already has a war he started with Iran going on for no fkn reason I might add, there’s the whole Venezuela, Greenland and Cuba bullshit he spews in the middle of the night, not to mention the price of fucking EVERYTHING going up, ICE an their escapedes, the very deliberate, and illegal, constant bouncing of the markets like a Globetrotter doing speed drills so his demon spawn can make bank, all the espionage, rapes and racism and this fat fuck is talking about Canada again????
I really am starting to wonder if this Trump fella is right in the head. Ya’ know?
American cosplay president and all ’round treasonous cunt, Donnie ‘the Full Nappy’ Trump, boss of the ‘Grifters’, a rogue criminal gang of old, morbidly obese, empathy free, white men with serious stank, from D.C., via Moscow, seen here planning his next “biggest of all time strategic move” in his war with all things Canadian. (Caused by his chronic ISFJOCaT-ICFHMS syndrome ** ) “It’s gunna be bigger than anyone has EVER seen before, it’s gunna make giant, hairy, burly, macho, macho men fall to their knees, crying and begging for more). When reached for comment, Canada responded with a semi-annoyed “Oh fuck off with that shit there, bud. We’re done with that crap like the fuckin’ Leafs are done with Stanleys, so GTFO, eh? I got a gay marriage and 2 hockey games to get to before supper, so, unless yer’ packin’ a two-four, and some old school Players smokes, shoo, fucker!”
** ‘I’m So Fucking Jealous Of Carney and Trudeau – I Can’t Fucking Handle My Shit’ syndrome.
TACO Tuesday rundown
The opening play …
the double down … dim-bulb goes ALL IN!
the fold … ( it must be TACO Tuesday already )
Iran plays unnecessary, but excellent card …
Iran takes the hand, and the pot.
I wonder what’s on the agenda tomorrow, for Nostra Dumbass, the Manchurian Cantaloupe … ???
What he said …
Listen to Colin …
At this point, I think ALL Americans need to understand that Colin speaks for nearly everyone on the planet. THIS is how the world sees the situation right now. I’m in Canada atm, and this sentiment is everywhere here. The Europeans I speak to daily feel it even more since the shit he’s doing is on their doorstep.
FACT: the allies are GONE. The trust is GONE. The rest of the world, even Canada, has moved onto new, more stable trade deals. It will be decades, at best, before America will regain its stature. It will take years to earn back anywhere near the respect and economic clout held even a year and a half ago.
The ‘Fat Fascist’s Friday’ Breakdown
This wasn’t even close to the dumbest shit he spewed at the ‘Daily Donnie Dipshit Diatribe & Drama Dump’ yesterday, and it still rated a 9.9 on the Dumb AF meter.
For the first time EVER, I decided I would sit down and listen to one of the Velveeta raccoon’s afternoon creepy cabinet gasser slash Trump turd polishing Slurptheshroomapaloozafests.
You know, one of those “I’ll watch this shit so you all don’t have to’ things. I know, it’s just the kind of caring, giving human being I am.
Holy shit!
Fuck me, Mabel, that boy just ain’t right in the head.
Wow!
It was a lot like wandering into the dementia lockdown wing at the local senior’s warehousing facility on free tequila shots night. You know, when they let ‘Crazy Betty’ serve ’em up, “cos she knows a lot about drinking” and Betty’s dropping doubles and triples like the last thing she remembers is hanging with Ronnie Wood and Keith Richards circa 1973.
I only made to about the one hour mark, and I was swearing at the TV so much I couldn’t hear the fucking TV, so, like any semi-sane human, I bailed, slammed a vape (HARD) and turned off the barrage O’ lies from the Dimbulb Donnie Department of Demonstrable Falsehoods.
And, before anyone calls me a quitter, Gimme a fat fuckin’ break! It’s all I got left after 10 fucking years of this clown and his insane posse. All hail the moron King!
As for the vape, fuck all y’all, that prick made me do it!
It’s that time, kids …
Oh, you can feel it comin’, can’t ya’ guys …
Yep, the Neckgina Napoleon is in a fuckin’ bind of his own making … again, and someone’s gotta pay.
And it sure as fuck won’t be Velveeta Raccoon!
So … Pete ‘Roids R Us Kegsbreath, come on down!
The look on their faces says it all …
Trump: “I barely knew him … I think I took a picture with him, at an event one time.”
Hegseth: Fuck! And I been slurpin’ that crotch ‘shroom all fkn day! And, for what?
The Hague: “Yo, boys, over here!
It’s H E R E !
BIGLY day for MAGAts everywhere!
New cosplay presidential portrait drops over at the ‘Trump Whiter House’ TM
Apparently, this is the ‘new’ 6’3″, 239 LBs
Space Farce
TONIGHT, on FOX
‘Trump Space Farce’
Tonight’s episode : ‘That Fatal Mistake’
PEOPLE WHO WATCHED AND ENJOYED THE ABOVE SHOW ALSO LOVED THIS SHOW.
The felonius, Fanta flavored, Neckgina Napoleon
in …
Under the bus, motherfucker: Kristi Noem Ore Edition
WOO-HOOOOOO! It’s Friday Kiddies!
And you know what that means.
Yep, it’s time for another edition of …
And who was the lucky winner of this Friday’s Bus Toss?
Easy peasy, these peeps is sleazy!
It’s everyone’s favorite cosplay Girl Friday.
The woman of a thousand faces …
well, one face, and a shit ton of taxpayer paid for, B-movie grade, shitty costumes.
Usually ya’ gotta go downtown, real late, and pay good money, to get ya’ some of this, but …
And apparently she’s in trouble with ‘Daddy’ to boot.
Because, she stole the attention from him for a split second, and that’s not allowed in the Kingdom of the Persimmon Palpatine.
And well, he’s just not that into you any more,
Oh, KKKristi, that’s a real bad combo, girlfriend.
Besides, he’s now got Benjamin Satan Yahoo and Stephen Miller so far up his ass that there is no room in there for any new sycophants turd polishers, fluffers, slurpers and ass-licks, or as Fat Donnie likes to call them “his cabinet.”
I mean, Karo-Lying Leavitt and Markwayne-Jimbob-Cletus-Joe ain’t moving out. Jim’s Johnson has another 2+ years on his present rectal-lease, and Lindsey Graham seems to have taken up permanent residence just north of the Trash Panda’s prostate. You’ve also got Pam the Blondi hittin’ Trump’s pipe like it was full of free crack, and Linda McMahon realizing that even though these Trump gals all look like they were ridden hard and put away wet, she’s fucking O.L.D. and there’s nothing they hate more over at Trump central casting, so she’s writing big checks – and that fkn means that she stays..
So … under the bus, motherfucker!
Don Whoreleone, the felonius Fanta flavored fuck-knuckle, aka Robusto Pinochet, needs an alibi, and “TAG!, yer’ IT!!” “So, sorry lady, but it’s eviction time for Corey’s little ‘Special K.'”
Good riddance and cya!
Don’t let that door smack that big old cosplayin’ ass on the way out!
p.s. Yo! Kristi!
Get over it girl!
He does this shit all the time!
He has been since at least the 1980’s.
You’re just this week’s expendable parts.
The view from the Oval
Facts matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Team America, The Pedo Files Protectors!
“𝒯𝑒𝒶𝓂 𝒫𝑒𝒹𝑜, 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓉𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝒹𝑜 𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟨.”
Hegseth: “NO! Trump doesn’t fuck little kids! And, I’m gunna prove it if I hafta kill every single brown person on this entire fucking planet!!! WOOOHOOOO! FUCK YEAH!!! Now, gimme my gin!! I got brown people to terrorize for the greatest leader since Pol Pot! The man makes Hitler look like a Beta wannabe!”
The Pedo Files: Operation ‘Not A Diddler’ Begins
BREAKING:
Word from the deranged and demented cosplay president and his team of sociopaths and ne’er do wells at the Whiter House™ is that Barron Trump desperately wanted to lead the charge in Iran, but it turns out that bone spurs are hereditary. It makes sense, his father’s own imagined brilliant military “career” was cut short due to the same incurable, devastating condition … five times.
Also, that fuckin’ DJTJTJDTJ+ or whatever the fuck his name is (you know, the coke addled one with the ever-expanding, pillow lipped girlfriends) & his brother, the ever flaccid, perpetually toothy, Eric the Gums should be there. They should be leading their own ‘Mara Lago Brigade’ of Meal Team Sicks – MAGAts, & Pillsbury Plowedbois, out there and putting their own fucking balls on the line – instead of always just offering up their fellow citizens balls. These cowards are real good at volunteering others for the shit jobs. I believe it’s even written in pig Latin, on their family crest. Translated, it says something like “Fuck everyone else, grab some pussy, get bank.”
Plus, word has it that the brothers Scump like to kill things anyways, so win-win! Get to it, bois!
If daddy’s gunna start a fucking war every time he gets caught raping a kid, this shit’s NEVER gunna end, so the Trump spawn might as well lead the way on the frontlines of distraction. It’s not like their daddy gives a shit about them. I know, I sure as fuck don’t.
Team America – Pedo Protectors Ahoy!
It seems the GOP and Q Anon were right all along.
It turns out that the world actually is run by a pedo ring.
Today’s GOP = Grifters, Oligarchs & Pedos
also see: Donald ‘the Diddler’ Trump; Geoffrey Epstein; the Andrew formerly known as Prince.
snips and clips – v. 35,461.3
It’s been a minute since I’ve done a ‘snips’…
So, here’s this weeks remnants, misfits & a couple of ‘where the actual fuck did that come from’ ditties.
Cya next time!
Grifter Alert – The “Yo, Dani!” edition
Also, your daily reminder:
ps … “I’m a separatist!” is Albertan for “I CAN’T READ!!!”
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
“Puff, puff, <cough> pass. (on the fascism)
Related …
‘You aren’t trapped’ : Hundreds of US nurses choose Canada over Trump’s America
American Doctors Are Moving to Canada to Escape the Trump Administration
The number of American doctors taking the first step to being licensed in Canada, has increased more than 750% over the past seven months.
The Medical Council of Canada said in an email statement that the number of American doctors creating accounts on physiciansapply.ca, which is “typically the first step” to being licensed in Canada, has increased more than 750% over the past seven months compared with the same time period last year — from 71 applicants to 615. Separately, medical licensing organizations in Canada’s most populous provinces reported a rise in Americans either applying for or receiving Canadian licenses, with at least some doctors disclosing they were moving specifically because of Trump.
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Enjoy, eh?
p.s. “Keep yer’ sticks on the ice boys, and pucks in deep! Elbows up! LFG!”
BREAKING … Bullshit … Everywhere!
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
What’s On ?
Tonight on …
“When 8 Year Olds Run The World”
‘Slow Kids Edition’
Trump: “So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive … I didn’t really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%.”
Cosplay president Trump, seen here playing his nightly game of
“Oh, Fuck! What has he done now??! And who gave him the Goddamn Adderall?”
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