palin to advise trump

more amazing from Mr. B …

Palin to Advise Trump on Improving Sentence Structure
Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK—In an admission that his message might have gotten lost in Monday night’s debate, Donald J. Trump has enlisted the former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to advise him on improving his sentence structure. Campaign officials stressed that bringing Palin on board was not a sign of panic, but merely an acknowledgement that the Alaskan’s communication skills could be Trump’s “secret weapon.” “We would be silly to have a resource like this available to us and not use it,” said Trump’s campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway. “No one debates like Sarah Palin.”

and in a related matter …

“Every time I said something, she would say something back. It was rigged.”

Trump Threatens to Skip Remaining Debates If Hillary Is There

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—Plunging the future of the 2016 Presidential debates into doubt, Donald J. Trump said on Tuesday morning that he would not participate in the remaining two debates if Hillary Clinton is there.
Trump blasted the format of Monday night’s debate by claiming that the presence of Clinton was “specifically designed” to distract him from delivering his message to the American people.
“Every time I said something, she would say something back,” he said. “It was rigged.”
He also lambasted the “underhanded tactics” his opponent used during the debate. “She kept on bringing up things I said or did,” he added. “She is a very nasty person.”
Turning to CNN, Trump criticized the network’s use of a split screen showing both him and Clinton throughout the telecast. “It should have been just me,” he said. “That way people could have seen how really good my temperament is.”
The billionaire said that debate organizers had not yet responded to his ultimatum, but he warned that if he does not get assurances in writing that future debates will be “un-rigged, Hillary-wise,” he will not participate.
“I have said time and time again that I would only do these debates if I am treated fairly,” he added. “The only way I can be guaranteed of being treated fairly is if Hillary Clinton is not there.”|By Andy Borowitz

debate rundown: TL;DR

Trump is blaming a defective mike on his performance … evidently it didn’t have that version of auto-tune that takes crazy talk and turns it into well reasoned answers …
So, he’s admitting his performance sucked … he’s just not man enough to take responsibility for it … It’s progress of sorts … one step at a time …
Baby steps …
Whining, tiny handed, cry-baby steps …
Bottom line: Trump got spanked, and sent to bed without his supper. He and his supporters can spin things until they’re too dizzy to stand up, but they’ll never be able to polish that turd.

trump to skip debate

just in … from God

Trump Backs Out Of Debate At Last Minute

September 26, 2016

Donald Trump announced that he will be skipping the first presidential debate with Hillary Clinton on Monday night, citing a mysterious illness.

“I’m not sure what I have, but it’s strong, it might be Zika,” said Trump to reporters. “Or maybe Crooked Hillary infected me with her pneumonia. I can’t go and it’s really sad!”

“I want to make America great again but I just can’t tonight, sorry!” said Trump. “I’m gonna be in and out of the bathroom all night long. It’s disgusting! Excuse me.”

For her part, Hillary Clinton’s team says she is still attending tonight’s debate.

“Hillary would still go to this debate is she were dead and win,” said Robby Mook, Clinton’s campaign manager. “In fact that’s kind of what’s happening, she’s taking enough painkillers and steroids to kill a horse. Also she’s dead inside, so there’s that.”

Reaction to news of Trump backing out is expected to be fierce. 80% of Americans were really looking forward to watching the reality spectacle on an otherwise boring Monday night.

compLyin’ ted

this week’s episode: donnie cucks teddy … ewww …

So the Tangerine Nightmare finally gets Lyin’ Ted to endorse him …
During the Republican primary, Donald Trump constantly and ruthlessly attacked his rival Sen. Ted Cruz in just about every way imaginable.
In addition to giving Cruz the nickname “Lyin’ Ted,” Trump also pushed National Enquirer stories claiming Cruz had multiple mistresses, posted a meme on Twitter that accused Cruz’s wife of being ugly, and even speculated that Cruz’s father might have been part of the plot to assassinate President Kennedy.
And still, word leaked on Friday afternoon that Cruz plans to formally endorse Trump sometime next week, likely to stop Trump from funding a primary challenger to Cruz’s senate seat in 2018. “A year ago, I pledged to endorse the Republican nominee, and I am honoring that commitment,” Cruz wrote. Several people on Twitter made jokes about Cruz being a “cuck,” which is short for “cuckold” and is the favorite insult of Trump’s hardcore alt-right fan base.
As you might expect, the internet wasted no time in gleefully piling on Cruz for preparing to kiss Trump’s ring/ass …

a couple faves …








100 canadian and us nations unite

this is awesome news …

One Hundred Indigenous Nations in US and Canada Join Forces in Opposition of Pipeline Expansion

Source: VICE News  By Hilary Beaumont  VICE News Reporter
September 23, 2016
Across North America, more than 100 Indigenous leaders have signed a treaty against Alberta’s tar sands, effectively putting those who want to build oil sands pipelines—including Prime Minister Justin Trudeau—on notice.
By signing the treaty, Indigenous nations agree to help other nations when they face a fight against a major tar sands pipeline.
The expansion of the tar sands “can only happen” if new pipelines are approved, the treaty states. The treaty’s signatories are therefore against the following pipelines that would carry oil sands products to North America’s coasts: Enbridge’s Northern Gateway and Alberta Clipper pipelines, TransCanada’s Energy East and Keystone XL pipelines, and Kinder Morgan’s Trans Mountain expansion, “any of which, if allowed, would lead to a major expansion of the Tar Sands.”
Trudeau is under pressure from petroleum advocates and Canada’s Conservative opposition to approve a major pipeline that would carry Alberta oil to international markets—something he has repeatedly said he is in favor of doing, as long as it’s done in a “responsible” way that includes First Nation consultation. But that pressure comes at the same time that a groundswell of Indigenous peoples across Turtle Island (the Indigenous name for North America) are rising up against pipeline projects, using both legal challenges and encampments on traditional territory, as seen at Standing Rock, to assert their land rights and delay pipeline construction.
Read more: HERE …

oops, he did it again, and again, and again …

Trump Does The Most Deplorable Thing He Has Done Yet … again …
The Closer with Keith Olbermann | GQ

Donald Trump’s sick infatuation with the assassination of Hillary Clinton must be repudiated. Trump has Don King in his troop now, a convicted murderer, “King shot Hillary Brown in the back and killed him while he was attempting to rob one of King’s gambling houses. King was convicted of second degree murder for the second killing in 1966 after he was found guilty of stomping to death an employee, Sam Garrett, who owed him $600”. The company you keep is the mirror of your character Mr. Trump.

just wonderin’ …

If Donald Trump couldn’t make Atlantic City great again, how the hell is gonna make America great again? … just wonderin’.
And if he didn’t learn from bankruptcies #1, #2, #3 and # 4, why the hell should he be anywhere near the federal budget? … again, just wonderin’.

NOTE: Yup, I can hear his ‘followers’ now, “but orangutan thump chest! speak loud! me vote for orangutan!” … sigh, we’re all fucked.

a quick p.s.: it just occurred to me, ‘who the fuck goes bankrupt with a casino anyways?’
I mean, how bad a businessman do you need to be to blow that one?

pepe, gas chambers and skittles

Once, twice, three times a racist …

Okay, enough is enough, no more “I didn’t mean anything by it”, or”I had no idea that that’s what that meant, oops” … no more chances …
After a week where he dropped the alt-right uber racist Pepe the frog meme AND the gas chambers ‘joke’ on the public Donald Trump Jr. who is no stranger to racist comments and alt-right references and innuendo has now dropped this little plum on the public (see below), and then said “hey I had no idea it was at all offensive” … bullshit … and the references and ‘winks’ to the alt-right are right in the viewers face …
Skittles are an alt-right racist dog whistle meme thing the last while … Trayvon Martin had skittles on him when he was killed. The alt-right made their connection with this murder a sort of ‘hidden wink’ amongst themselves …

Donald Trump Jr has used a Twitter post to liken Syrian refugees to poisoned Skittles and suggest that America should not accept any.

Someone please tell these sociopaths that this is NOT a skittle and that the only thing that is poison around here is them and their rhetoric …




Laura Seay ‏@texasinafrica 10h10 hours ago
Othering refugees by wink-wink referencing a white supremacist’s murder of a black child carrying Skittles is where the Trump campaign is.

Simon Maloy ‏@SimonMaloy 13h13 hours ago
Syrian refugees are mainly family units, mostly kids, fleeing a war zone
and this pampered shit heel calls them all potential murderers

white supremacy as performance art

White supremacy and racism as performance art …
Parallel to Hillary’s immigration plan everybody’s favorite bigot and King of the Deplorables Donald J. Trump has twisted the context of the lyrics to soul singer Al Wilson’s 1968 hit ‘The Snake’ to make his latest hateful, bigoted point about refugees … He likes to roll this little ditty out on a pretty regular basis as his crowds (who aren’t deplorable at all, nope) roar their approval … Interesting concept, stealing a piece of culture from one group that hates you to bash the culture, if not very existence, of another group who hates you, all to prove to a bunch of haters how much you hate both cultures … wow, a lot of hate going on there …
This demagoguery spewing waste of skin and air has moved way past ‘dog whistles’ and is now just bull horning the racism at his rallies …
This man, and I use that word begrudgingly, just keeps getting more and more despicable and deplorable by the day …
And certainly more dangerous …

The only surprising thing about Trump using the story of The Snake to slander “the others” is that we’re usually used to hearing anti-Semites and neo-Nazis use it to refer to Jews … and notice how Trump’s reaction to crowd adulation is to do a little miniature victory lap, turning in a circle like a beauty queen … this has become the theatre of the absurd … this scampaign has now become nothing more than a hate parade … the kind of stuff that often descends into the worst periods of history, and usually showcases man’s darker angels … if history is to be trusted as an indicator of where we as a species will go, then it usually starts out with everyone saying “this guy’s a clown, he can’t possibly win, there’s nothing to worry about” and winds up somewhere a lot past “what the fuck just happened? …  what the fuck have we done? … we’re fucked!”
Pepe the Frog & Trump’s parable of the snake, all in one week from this campaign, and the media is sitting around saying “nope, no racism here folks … nothing to see … just Donald being Donald, he really doesn’t mean it, there’s nothing to worry about” … yeah right.