It’s Not I The President, It’s We The People

One day after Donald J. Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, women and men around the world are marching on cities around the world to protest the new Commander-in-Chief and promote women’s rights.




St. Louis





Los Angeles


London, England










Paris, France

A protester holds a Donald Trump bobble-head donned with a tiny pink "pussy hat" during Saturday's march in D



Four More Years … Please?

I’m so going to miss this President, his family, the Bidens …
I’m going to miss the eight years of class, dignity, empathy,wisdom, steadiness, brains …
But most of all, I’m going to miss going to bed at night knowing that everything is going to be okay when i wake up, for me, for my kids, grandkids, everyone.
Thank you sir.















Trump to Kanye: Unless You Glow, No Show Bro!

Donald Trump’s inauguration committee thinks Kanye West isn’t “traditionally American” enough to perform

Today’s inauguration mystery: Why a multi-platinum recording artist isn’t sufficiently all-American for the event

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Kanye West, world famous douchebag in his own right, who has sold zillions of albums and a hundred million digital downloads to date, is not considered “traditionally American” enough to perform at fellow douchebag extraordinaire Petulant Erect Donnie Bad Touch Trump’s** celebrity-free inauguration ceremonies.
The Velveeta Raccoon’s pretend friend, who was named one of Time’s most influential people in 2015, was not asked to perform at the swearing-in ceremony. A Trump team member told Erin Burnett on CNN Wednesday night: “He’s been great, he considers himself a friend of the president-elect, but it’s not the venue. The venue we have for entertainment is filled out. It’s perfect. It’s going to be typically and traditionally American.”

BOOM Baby!  mystery solved … 


MULTI-time winner and runner up of the always deserved, rarely coveted Golden D-Bag of the Week winner and MULTI-time winner of the even more deserved “Golden D-Bag of the Month winner.

If you enjoyed this piece you may also wish to peruse (Note to MAGA kids: that means ‘read’ ) the following articles …
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And speaking of d-bags and their awards, we’re bringing back the golden D-Bag Awards shortly – it just seems appropriate with all that’s going on …golden dbag award winner by hip is everything

Tony Orlando and Dong


Tony Orlando is now playing Donald Trump’s Inauguration?!
The man who brought the world such hits as “Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree” and, well, that was pretty much it, is now playing Donald Trump’s Inauguration. But hey, he was sorta a somebody in the last century, so, that’s pretty good huh?
He’ll be joined by everybody’s favorite psychotic grandpa, Jon ‘Crazy Eyes’ Voight.
The Rudy Giuliani of country music, renowned chaos opportunist and anger merchant Toby ‘Team ‘Murica‘ Kieth will be by to “sing the songs of the angry hayseed”.
As well, the 16-year-old America’s Got Talent runner up Jackie Evancho will be singing something all patriotic and such for her last ever paying gig..
Oh yeah, the tremendous ‘The Piano Guys’ just in from Utah … who?
AND 3 Doors Down?!?
Oh be still my freaking heart Mabel, It’s gunna be a show.
If Richard Simmons shows up I’ll probably pee myself.       (too soon?)
It’s turning into a who’s who of “Who the fuck is that?” and “Holy shit, I thought that guy was dead.”

Paul Ryan and the full GOP Congress arrive early to make sure that they get the very best seats for the Inaugural.

And to make sure everything goes well at the bigly event, the tremendous Russian mob security will be brought in to handle crowd control.
*Russian prostitutes not included.

Crowds in the hundreds are expected for the swearing in.


Rudy the Weasel New Cyber Sheriff

Rudy ‘911!, 911!, 911!!!’ Giuliani to head ‘Cyber Squad’ for Trump Administration

Rudy Giuliani, renowned 911 profiteer and war monger has been name the head of Petulant Erect Donnie Bad Touch Trump’s new cyber squad. So, in reality, there will be no security.
Let’s face it, when you’re as technologically and computer savvy as the Petulant Erect is, who needs security. AND he’s like a smart person, so there’s that.
PHEW!  It’s all good. I mean what the fuck could go wrong with Rudy and Donnie on patrol?

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Rudy, seen here “inspecting the age of computer, or something, the liberal press would never understand.”

Yep, we’re all fucked.

The Tremendous Event, Believe Me, Tremendous – TIX still avail.

Note: ALL tickets half price.  FREE with blood tithe.

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Note:Any or all artists listed here may cancel at any moment due to tremendously unfair and mean taunting and boycotting by liberals, who were probably put up to it by the CIA, who are out to smear our Glorious Leader with his own words and deeds, sad, unfair! And Hillary was probably financing it out of her child trafficking/pizza parlor. Believe me.


Okay, we’re going to take a moment away from the satire here and deal with what I see as the most disgusting moment yet by the always cowardly Trump.
This morning I turned on my TV to see that the President Elect, Donald J. Trump was again Twitter raging. Nothing new there, it seems to be his only form of communication, and i get that. When the best you can muster is word salad as your speech pattern, and you live in a world of insecurity, thin skin and ignorance with a healthy dose of fear, that’s what you do. Fine.
This time though, it is different, very different.
On the eve of a Martin Luther King Day Donald Trump has ignited fresh controversy by attacking one of the country’s GREATEST civil rights leaders ever, a man who who marched with Martin Luther King and accused him of being “talk and no action.”
Mr. Trump’s comments came after the 76-year-old politician and former “freedom rider” said he did not believe the New York tycoon’s victory was legitimate as a result of Russian’s attempt to interfere with the election. As a result, he said he would not be attending next week’s inauguration, the first he will have missed in three decades.
Now, I get that the incoming President has built his entire political resume by way of racist, demagogic attacks, and that to he and his followers Mr. Lewis’ accomplishment represent everything that they hate. Racial equality, opportunity and the raising up of people of color as equals in America are all things that you, Mr. Trump have spent the last many years fighting AGAINST. In fact the facts show that you have a decades long history of blatant racism. I’m not even going to get into the specifics, any 8 year old with Google can clearly see that this is true. So, when I wake up in the morning to see the following tweets from you to your idiot followers, I am enraged by your callous, petulant behavior and disgusted by the depths that you will stoop to  to make yourself feel better when you feel that someone, anyone, has disrespected you. Because of your own lack of accomplishment and total lack of concern for your fellow Americans, and because you apparently lack the mental toughness to withstand ANY scrutiny, you continuously lash out like the immature, vengeful, truly ignorant man you are. You sir are a coward, plain and simple. A whiny, petulant, thin-skinned, immature, narcissistic COWARD.
While Mr. Lewis was busy marching, and nearly dying for his country, YOU were living off daddy’s money and living the spoiled, in the bubble, protected life that your daddy’s money gave you. And while Mr. Lewis was being beaten nearly to death for his country, you, being the coward you are were AVOIDING ANY service to your country by claiming that ‘bone spurs’ must keep you from fighting for your country. Even that turned out to be a lie. A lie that was allowed due to your winning the ‘birth lottery.’
As far as the ‘facts’ of your tweet are concerned Mr. Lewis’ district is NOT crime infested, the educational rates in his district are among the highest in the country and have been for many, many years. This too was also easily learned by a quick Google search, a task you and your sycophants seem unable to understand or undertake.
How dare you, a five time draft evader, attack this man, this hero, this man who is beyond any question most worthy the of role model status he has so rightfully and deservedly attained. How dare you, a man who has never done ANYTHING for ANYONE other than himself attack a man who’s shoes you could NEVER fill for even a second, all because you are so small and insignificant.
Mr. Lewis was right, you are an ‘illegitimate’ president, no matter how one looks at it.
You have not the temperament, the education, the understanding, nor the empathy to be president. And you sir are a coward. Nothing more, and nothing less – a coward. Now shut the fuck up, grow a pair, apologize profusely to Mr. Lewis and every thinking, caring American, and then try your best to act like an adult. Do you think you can do that? Do you think that you can, even for a moment, try to rise above the slime in which you seem to so gleefully wallow, and be an adult? Do you think that you can at least fake some kind of empathy for your fellow Americans? Any???
Personally, I think that I am asking way more of you than I can possibly expect from you.
You disgust me.
Truth be told, you disgust and repel the vast majority of the world’s population (again, check out that freaking Google thing Donnie).




You mean THIS John Lewis Donnie? …

John Robert Lewis (born February 21, 1940) is an American politician and civil rights leader. He is the U.S. Representative for Georgia’s 5th congressional district, serving since 1987, and is the dean of the Georgia congressional delegation. His district includes the northern three-quarters of Atlanta.
Lewis, who as chairman of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC) was one of the “Big Six” leaders of groups who organized the 1963 March on Washington, played many key roles in the Civil Rights Movement and its actions to end legalized racial segregation in the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, Lewis is a member of the Democratic leadership of the U.S. House of Representatives and has served as a Chief Deputy Whip since 1991 and Senior Chief Deputy Whip since 2003. As Senior Chief Deputy Whip, he has led other Chief Deputy Whips and serves as the primary assistant to the Democratic Whip

THIS John Lewis Donnie? …


The guy sitting with Martin Luther King ? …

This John Lewis, Donnie? …

The SUCCESSFUL author … In addition to continuing his work in Congress, Lewis has reached out to a younger generation by helping to create a series of graphic novels about his work in the Civil Rights Movement. In 2016, he won the National Book Award for the third installment in the series March: Book Three, which marks the first time a graphic novel has received the honor.

I now, and will always, stand WITH John Lewis and AGAINST you  Mr. Trump, and I know in my heart that I speak for hundreds of millions of the world’s citizens.
Fuck you Donald J.Trump.

#istandwithJohnLewis   #neverTrump

p.s. and before we have to endure any more of your tiny handed raging about how you “are a counterpuncher”, get ready for a long, long fight as Mr. Lewis only said what hundreds of millions are already thinking and saying.

UPDATE: for your perusal Mr. Trump (that means ‘read it’ asshole) …
Trump’s claims that Rep. Lewis’ district was “falling apart” and that he was “all talk, talk, talk – no action or results,” were suitably torn apart by a slew of both liberals and conservatives on Twitter. CNN commentator Keith Boykin posted a detailed profile of Lewis’ Congressional district, which shows that a high percentage of constituents have college degrees. Occupy Boston activist Robin Jacks also pointed out that Lewis’ district includes prestigious universities and one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the South. Others who actually live in the district mocked Trump’s assertion that it was “crime infested.”


Maybe if you, Mr. Trump would spend as much time and energy defending Mr. Lewis, a true American hero as you do Mr.  David Duke or Mr. V. Putin, you wouldn’t find yourself in the middle of this self inflicted mess. You sir are truly “what is wrong with America”.
As you, Mr.Trump, slam John Lewis ahead of MLK Day, remember that this real man and hero risked his life in the ’60s while you arranged 5 Vietnam draft deferments.

I Think The Man’s Onto Something Here …

This is the first thing I’ve read since November 8th that perfectly sums up how I feel, so, in it’s entirety, a little piece by the Rude One … enjoy, pass it on …

Let’s Just Pretend the Russian Dossier Is True Because Fuck That Trump Guy

If you were unfortunate enough, you got to watch or listen to the freak show this morning where President-Elect and human/gila monster hybrid Donald Trump sputtered and free-associated his way through what you might consider answers to the questions in a press conference. It was one of those embarrassing moments for the entire nation that we all better get used to. At some point, Trump is going to be at a gathering of world leaders and one of them is going to say, “What the fuck are you saying, you fucking brain damaged moron? Fuck, I thought Bush was dumb.” And most of us in the United States will just look away, ashamed of Trump, like he’s our boyfriend’s racist grandpa who can’t stop talking about what “the blacks” need to do.
What Trump said today doesn’t matter because he’s a filthy liar who traffics in the kind of hyperbole that’d make P.T. Barnum go “Whoa, there, man, calm that shit down.” He’s lying about the extent of his separation from his business. He forced his tax lawyer to lie about the emoluments clause of the Constitution. Essentially, he said, “You should be so fortunate to have me as president that I shouldn’t have to do anything that every other modern president has done, but here’s a couple of bones so you can shut the fuck up.” Motherfucker, you ran for president. You asked for the office. Divest or get the fuck out. But he won’t because truth and honesty don’t matter.
What does matter is that he is so obviously deranged, so blatantly incapable of complex thought, that he more or less just repeated everything from his campaign, layering on extra degradation for members of the press that he didn’t like. When Jim Acosta of CNN tried to insist on getting in a question because Trump kept attacking his network, I wanted him to keep going until Trump went into a full-blown Captain Queeg-like strawberry-seeking paranoid fit.
Meanwhile, so many questions surround the dossier prepared by a former UK spy as oppo research for some campaign (maybe JEB!’s). It’s sopping wet with allegations of Russia trading DNC email releases through Wikileaks in return for Trump backing off criticism of the annexation of Crimea, as well as the desire for Trump to criticize NATO’s expansion, both of which he did. There’s the corruption, with the allegations of bribes and kickbacks in deals with China. Then there’s all the hookers and golden showers and other possible blackmail material, most of which would fall on deaf ears like drops of urine running down Trump’s manboobs. God, how the media are flagellating themselves and each other over the material, over whether it should have been released, how it hasn’t been corroborated, no matter how reliable the sources are, what it means for future allegations and…
You know what? Fuck it. Let’s act like Republicans for a little while and just state everything as if it’s true. In fact, even if it’s proven to be 35 pages of utter fantasy, let’s just keep saying it’s true. Because, see, Trump made his political career, fuck, much of his entire career, on lies, and almost all Republicans didn’t have the honor to say, “No, sorry, that’s just something he’s pulling out of his ass.” The mainstream media had no problem doing story after story about whether or not Barack Obama was born in the United States, a lie that Trump fingered and humped like it was the American flag with a pussy. Facts are dead, as Reince Priebus and Newt Gingrich and other Trump surrogates told us. We create our own reality, real reality be damned. So fuck it all. Trump can say he won in a “landslide” (he didn’t), he can say he didn’t say things that he said on video or that he tweeted, he can push a voter fraud fable like it’s beyond reproach, he can claim that inner cities are hellholes of crime, and he can say that his political opponents are doing, have done, or will do things that are not even in the realm of actual. And he just doesn’t care if you tell him he’s wrong or there are facts that contradict him. It doesn’t matter.
And I haven’t even gotten into the sea of Republican and nutzoid conservative lies over the decades that drowned Hillary Clinton, up to and including the email controversy and the completely bugfuck insane Pizzagate.
So fuck it. It’s time for Democrats to have some fun. Let’s not even allow the idea that the Russian dossier isn’t true. Let’s just go with that it’s totally true. It’s right there in writing. Page 27: Trump “paid bribes to further his interests” in doing business in St. Petersburg, where he “participated in sex parties. Or page 2: “The Kremlin had been feeding Trump and his team valuable intelligence on his opponents, including Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, for several years.” Let’s just repeat it over and over and demand investigations and more investigations if those don’t turn up what we want and let’s force the media to keep talking about it and make it the only talking points so that all we can think about with Trump is that he is a corrupt loser who watches hookers piss.  It feels like it’s true, so let’s go with the truthiness instead of the truth. Why should we be left behind in the rush to jump off the cliff of reason?
Trump force-fed us his nonsense. He’s still doing that now. Instead, make him choke on this dossier.
(Note: Of course, we won’t do it. Because at the end of the day, we sadly still have some sense of devotion to facts. It is our tragic flaw as liberals.)

Just Arrived at the ‘Trump Store’

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The Velveeta Raccoon – “Diary of a Madman”
The Official Soundtrack of the 2017 Russian Annexation of America
2017 BS Records, available on CD, DVD, Cassette and Quadraphonic 8-Track Tape
$29.95 USD, Cash Only

featuring such classic hits as …
“This Land Is Your Land, This Land Is Putin’s Land”
”While My Country Gently Weeps”
”The Sickle Spangled Banner”
”Back In The U.S.S.R.”
”Jumpin’ Vlad Flash”
”Helter Skelter as Policy”
”New KKKid In Town” (Steve Bannon – vocals)
”Dazed and Confused as Policy”
”NO Immigrant Song” (Donald Trump/Jeff Sessions duet)
”Every Breath You Take Could Be Your Last” (Michael Flynn – vocals)
”We are the Champions, NOT Hillary!”
”Moves Like Putin”
With a special performance of “Barbie Girl” by Melania Trump in Slovenian
and a duet featuring Donald and Ivanka Trump singing “I Got You Babe”, this album
is a MUST HAVE for any serious Trumpkin, Tea Party doucherocket, or fascist sympathizer.

Copyright © 2017 BS Records. All Rights Reserved

COMING SOON: ‘The Grifters’

The Grifters is a 2017 American neo-noir crime drama film set to be released upon an unsuspecting American public on January 20th, 2017. It was directed by KKK fan boi Steve Bannon and produced by James Comey and Snitch ‘the Bitch’ McConnell, and stars the Velveeta Raccoon himself, Petulant Erect, Donnie ‘Bad Touch’ Drumpf as ‘the Liar King’ along with his new BFF, love interest and mentor Vlad ‘the Boss’ Pootin. Also sure to bring down the house with his portrayal of a drunken, obese, wife-abusing, racist, small dicked, angry, homophobe who “fuckin’ hates everyone” is co-conspirator co-star, new comer Steve ‘Whitey’ Ban-Em.  The screenplay was written by the back alley Barbie herself, Kellyanne Con-Way, based on the Donald Trump biography/pulp novel of the same name.
Also starring the original ‘Children of the Corn’, Donald Trump Jr. as the head sycophant, Eric ‘Gadfly” Trump as the ‘comic foil’ and Ivanka Trump as the first lady. A brief appearance by Melania Trump as the ex-escort and gold-digging girl friend of  the ‘Apricot Asshole’ as the Velveeta Raccoon was known during his school years, was interesting, although the sub-titles every time she spoke were distracting even though absolutely necessary.

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