Captain Underpants Makes His Stand

Douche Dershowitz Denies Despicable Deeds Despite Details

Alan Dershowitz says his ‘greatest hope’ is that he was caught on Epstein’s secret cameras to prove he did NOT have any sexual relationships with minors, as unsealed docs allege.

Well, this should be good.   <grabs popcorn>

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“Sure I Got a Massage at Jeffrey Epstein’s Mansion, but I Kept My Underwear On”
– Alan Dershowitz

John Lewis

Together, You Can Redeem the Soul of Our Nation

Though I am gone, I urge you to answer the highest calling of your heart and stand up for what you truly believe.  by John Lewis

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While my time here has now come to an end, I want you to know that in the last days and hours of my life you inspired me. You filled me with hope about the next chapter of the great American story when you used your power to make a difference in our society. Millions of people motivated simply by human compassion laid down the burdens of division. Around the country and the world you set aside race, class, age, language and nationality to demand respect for human dignity.

That is why I had to visit Black Lives Matter Plaza in Washington, though I was admitted to the hospital the following day. I just had to see and feel it for myself that, after many years of silent witness, the truth is still marching on.

Emmett Till was my George Floyd. He was my Rayshard Brooks, Sandra Bland and Breonna Taylor. He was 14 when he was killed, and I was only 15 years old at the time. I will never ever forget the moment when it became so clear that he could easily have been me. In those days, fear constrained us like an imaginary prison, and troubling thoughts of potential brutality committed for no understandable reason were the bars.

Though I was surrounded by two loving parents, plenty of brothers, sisters and cousins, their love could not protect me from the unholy oppression waiting just outside that family circle. Unchecked, unrestrained violence and government-sanctioned terror had the power to turn a simple stroll to the store for some Skittles or an innocent morning jog down a lonesome country road into a nightmare. If we are to survive as one unified nation, we must discover what so readily takes root in our hearts that could rob Mother Emanuel Church in South Carolina of her brightest and best, shoot unwitting concertgoers in Las Vegas and choke to death the hopes and dreams of a gifted violinist like Elijah McClain.Like so many young people today, I was searching for a way out, or some might say a way in, and then I heard the voice of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on an old radio. He was talking about the philosophy and discipline of nonviolence. He said we are all complicit when we tolerate injustice. He said it is not enough to say it will get better by and by. He said each of us has a moral obligation to stand up, speak up and speak out. When you see something that is not right, you must say something. You must do something. Democracy is not a state. It is an act, and each generation must do its part to help build what we called the Beloved Community, a nation and world society at peace with itself.

Ordinary people with extraordinary vision can redeem the soul of America by getting in what I call good trouble, necessary trouble. Voting and participating in the democratic process are key. The vote is the most powerful nonviolent change agent you have in a democratic society. You must use it because it is not guaranteed. You can lose it.

You must also study and learn the lessons of history because humanity has been involved in this soul-wrenching, existential struggle for a very long time. People on every continent have stood in your shoes, through decades and centuries before you. The truth does not change, and that is why the answers worked out long ago can help you find solutions to the challenges of our time. Continue to build union between movements stretching across the globe because we must put away our willingness to profit from the exploitation of others.

Though I may not be here with you, I urge you to answer the highest calling of your heart and stand up for what you truly believe. In my life I have done all I can to demonstrate that the way of peace, the way of love and nonviolence is the more excellent way. Now it is your turn to let freedom ring.

When historians pick up their pens to write the story of the 21st century, let them say that it was your generation who laid down the heavy burdens of hate at last and that peace finally triumphed over violence, aggression and war. So I say to you, walk with the wind, brothers and sisters, and let the spirit of peace and the power of everlasting love be your guide.

Mr. Lewis, the civil rights leader who died on July 17, wrote this essay shortly before his death, to be published upon the day of his funeral.

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“Moments”

Episode 1 “The Kidney Supply Is About To Run Dry!”

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And Coming in January!

Our extra special 2020 wrap up show …

Little Donnie Half Scoop: From the White House to the Bigly House … in …

DADDY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!! PLEASE???”
”My rise from cofveve boy to attention seeking media whore.”

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“Good trouble”

Rest in peace, John Robert Lewis.
The world is a far, far better and fairer place for having had you in it. You are missed already.
Safe journeys, good soul, safe journeys

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“Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Our struggle is not the struggle of a day, a week, a month, or a year, it is the struggle of a lifetime. Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble.”

– John Lewis, June 2018

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♪ ♪ ♫ Take me out to the ball game! ♪ ♫ ♬

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“Now let’s head out to the WH lawn and infect us some kids Melania!”

“ … and just like when I was young, I’m still really scared of the ball! … No wonder daddy loathed me like he did.”

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Acting president Trump, seen here pretending he can catch a ball for his daily insecurity driven photo-op. … “TAKE 154! Jesus man!  Hang on to the fucking ball! We’re running out of daylight here!” … <Nope, no cognitive issues here man>

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“I always was a way better ‘pitcher’ than ‘catcher’,  just ask
@LindseyGrahamSC, we play together almost every weekend at either Maralagofuckyerself or at my world famous, taxpayer floated Bedbugminster Grift and Cunty Club..”


ONE NIGHT ONLY …

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WASHINGTON    The Whiter HouseR announced today that, just in time for their big July 4th fireworks/controlled-burn-deforestation display at the newly named Mount TrumpmoreR, the glorious leader, Donnie ‘Two Scoops’ Scump’s face will be added to the historic monument.

DO NOT MISS THIS HISTORIC AND HISTRIONIC MOMENT!

BRING THE FAMILY!

FREE COVID-19 FOR THE KIDS!

FREE TRUMP KOOL-AID FOR THE PARENTS!

FREE MEDICAL EXAMS FOR ALL TEENAGE GIRLS BY THE ACTING PRESIDENT HIMSELF!!!!

AND MORE FIREWORKS THAN THAT WANKER OBAMA EVER HAD!!!
AND, AND, AND NONE OF THAT GEORGE SOROS FUNDED, LIBTARD, SNOWFLAKE, SOCIALIST, BLM LOVING, SOCIAL DISTANCING BULLSHIT!!
”Q” 4EVER!
”WHERE WE GO ONE, WE ALL DIE!”

LET’S BURN THIS MUTHAFUCKA DOWN!!!

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GUEST APPEARANCES BY JON VOIGHT, ANTHONY SABATO JR., JAMES WOODS, ROSEANNE BARR, GARY BUSEY, STEPHEN BALDWIN, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE ONLY YOUR GRANNY WOULD KNOW.

DIAMOND AND SILK PREMIERRE THEIR NEW ACT ‘’ZIRCONIUM AND NAUGAHYDE’

KANYE WEST WITH SONGS FROM HIS NEW ALBUM
“INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS: VOLUME SEVEN”

A COUPLE OF KARDASHIANS AND A BASKETBALL TEAM

THE WORLD PREMIERRE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN’S NEW POLITICAL THRILLER
“URINE TROUBLE MR. PRESIDENT!”

A SPECIAL 1 HOUR PRE-SPEECH POLE DANCE BY “MELANIA”

A LIVE EDITION OF “LET’S DRINK AND DRIVE” with
MATT ‘Piss Tank’ GAETZ AND JEANINE ‘Another Round!’ PIRRO
 
OLD TESTAMENT SLAM POETRY WITH MR. AND MRS. SCOTT BAIO
and
MARCO RUBIO WIITH HIS NEW ONE MAN SHOW::
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THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH CHOIR O’ HATE
in collaboration with
RICK SANTORUM
with the WORLD PREMIERRE of their new show,
”WE JUST CAN’T  STOP THINKING ABOUT GAY SEX!”