BREAKING…the Dongald leaks intel reports

thx 2 Doodley for this … lol …
Trump Leaks His Own Intelligence Briefings Documents: Wow! This is serious stuff!

It seems that somebody (probably Trump) has put his intelligence briefings on the internet. It looks like these briefings were specially prepared for Trump to make them easy to understand. This is unbelievable! Here they are:


and then the internet arrived …

rurallib: He will outsource this work to russia and have it done shortly
tclambert: Okay, look, I prefer the question: What rhymes with great? … And the answer is me, Donald J. Trump. No, it’s true. I’m hearing it. All over. Lots of people are saying it. And you know what else? The Wall. It will be a great wall, believe me. The greatest. Even better than that one I heard about in the Throne Game. They had a wall, what, 700 feet tall? Ours’ll be 800. Yuge. And theirs was made of ice, right? So don’t tell me about global warming. Ours won’t be ice. Ours will be concrete with steel things in it, and magic spells built into it so no one can climb over. That’ll be great. The best. And just like that, illegal immigration solved.
Saviolo: Listen, I have tremendous answers to these questions, okay? You believe it, I’ve got the best answers. And you know, there are real problems here, some of these questions are real problems, here and we’re just going to keep looking at this until we figure out what’s going on. I have so many friends of mine, and they just call me and say “Thank you, thank you so much for figuring out this problem.” and I have-, listen… We’re under attack, okay? And there’s a tremendous problem, and all of these questions, I’m the only one who’s asking about these questions and who’s got answers to these questions, they’re just the best answers. You better believe it!
packman: You know, I hate posters that don’t give the answers to quizzes like this. ?????
jberryhill: I have an objection to Question 7 … Unless the answer is “Spongebob”, I don’t know what that shape is called. Am I supposed to give it a name? Like “Jimmy” or something?

punk talks shit–from afar–like punks do ya’ know

trump chickenhawk by hip is everythingTrump Says He Wanted to ‘Hit a Couple of [DNC] Speakers So Hard’
Source: ABC News
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump said Thursday afternoon he wanted to “hit” some of the Democratic National Convention speakers “so hard” while watching them last night, including a “little guy…so hard his head would spin.”
“You know what I wanted to. I wanted to hit a couple of those speakers so hard,” Trump said. “I would have hit them. No, no. I was going to hit them, I was all set and then I got a call from a highly respected governor.”
Trump didn’t immediately clarify what he meant, but he said he was made particularly upset by an unspecified person he called a “little guy.”
“I was gonna hit one guy in particular, a very little guy,” he said. “I was gonna hit this guy so hard his head would spin and he wouldn’t know what the hell happened.”
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pardon me ?!? … you’re going to hit someone? … with those tiny little hands? … roflmao … what a joke … real tough guy Donnie … I’m willing to bet the only punches you ever threw in your testicularly  challenged life was at much smaller kids at recess, and maybe, nah probably, some girls … yer’ all yak, no pack you pumpkin headed chicken hawk  … careful punk, Cheetos are very brittle … the more people unsettle him the more delusional he will become … it goes for some of his online supporters too, they post
ridiculous talking points and go berserk when called on it, they can’t think
they just repeat and repeat and repeat …

take my speech … please

lol … another brilliant swipe by the always spot on Mr. B. …

Trump Succeeds in Delivering Speech No One Will Want to Plagiarize

By Andy Borowitz

CLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was jubilant Thursday night after accomplishing his goal of delivering a speech that no one will ever want to plagiarize, Trump aides confirmed.

According to his staff, Trump and his speechwriters had been working overtime during the week to create a tirade that was sufficiently bloated, unhinged, and terrifying to discourage potential plagiarists from reusing excerpts in the future.

Paul Manafort, Trump’s campaign manager, said that, right until the hour the candidate took the stage, the billionaire’s writing team was scrubbing the speech of any marginally coherent passages that might prove tempting to plagiarists.

“There was one sentence toward the beginning that had traces of humanity and rational thought,” Manafort said. “Fortunately, we caught it in time.”

Watching from backstage on Thursday night, Manafort and the speechwriters erupted into a flurry of high-fives when it became clear that the speech was the rambling, demented mess they had worked so hard to create. “From the moment Mr. Trump started shrieking and his entire head turned red, we knew we had nailed it,” he said.

Harland Dorrinson, a leading plagiarism expert, shared the campaign’s assessment that the final draft of Trump’s seventy-minute rant was too repellent to entice even the least discerning plagiarist.

“I can’t see anyone lifting anything from that speech unless he wanted to sound totally batshit crazy,” he said.

 

Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com.     More

verdict in: the village idiot has lost it

‘xactly! …

Have we stopped to appreciate how crazy Donald Trump has gotten recently?

Updated by Ezra Klein on July 27, 2016  @ezraklein

TRUMP KOOLAID 2016 by hip is everythingLast Thursday, Donald Trump gave a pretty normal convention speech. It was darker, grimmer, and more pessimistic than most, but it was free of Trump’s odder tics — he stayed on teleprompter, he bit back his riffs, he didn’t try to settle old scores or freelance on major policies. Perhaps this was the pivot. Perhaps Trump would settle down now that the nomination was his.

Nope.

The very next day, Trump walked out and gave one of the craziest, most self-destructive press conferences in political history. He was off script. He was unhinged. He was settling scores.

“I don’t want [Ted Cruz’s] endorsement,” he said, for absolutely no reason. “If he gives it, I will not accept it. Just so you understand. I will not accept it. It won’t matter. Honestly, he should have done it, because nobody cares and he would have been in better shape for four years from now if he’s gonna — I don’t see him winning anyway, frankly.”

He continued: “All I did was point out that on the cover of the National Enquirer there was a picture of [Rafael Cruz, Ted Cruz’s father] and crazy Lee Harvey Oswald having breakfast. Now, Ted never denied that it was his father. Instead he said, ‘Donald Trump!’ — I had nothing to do with it!”

Cruz, of course, did deny that it was his father. But the funnier, weirder part of that riff is Trump saying ,”I had nothing to do with it!” He both repeats and rejects that claim a few minutes later.

“This had nothing to do with me,” Trump said. “Except I might have pointed it out, but it had nothing to do with me, I have no control over anything. I might have pointed it out. But nobody ever denied — did anyone ever deny that it was his father? It’s a little hard to do, because it looks like him.”

Yes, it has nothing to do with Trump, except he’s the presidential candidate who keeps bringing up a conspiracy theory with literally no evidence behind it. You could write a dissertation on how bizarre this defense is, and what it means that Trump appears to believe it, or thinks someone else might believe it.

But don’t lose sight of the wild forest amid all of Trump’s screaming trees: There was no reason for Trump to say any of this. Trump had just accepted the Republican Party’s nomination for president. Cruz had been vanquished, booed off the stage. Trump’s opponent, now, was Hillary Clinton. But he couldn’t help himself. He couldn’t stay on message, he couldn’t suppress the crazy, for 24 hours.

At the conservative Weekly Standard, Stephen Hayes was just agog. This is “not about tactics or messaging,” he wrote. “It’s about something simpler and something much more important: Donald Trump is not of sound mind.”

Trump’s press conference today was similarly bananas. He walked out onstage and blasted the job Tim Kaine had done in … New Jersey? Of course, Tim Kaine was the governor of Virginia. Trump seems to have literally confused the Democrats’ vice presidential nominee with Tom Kean, the former Republican governor of New Jersey.

Unwilling to stop there, Trump went on to comment on the hack of the Democratic National Committee’s emails, which most experts think was conducted by Russia. “Russia, if you are listening, I hope you are able to find the 33,000 emails that are missing — I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press,” he said.

So, yes, Donald Trump went out and asked a foreign government to conduct cyber espionage in order to help his campaign. This came only hours after his running mate, Mike Pence, had warned of “serious consequences” if Russia truly was behind the DNC hack. Apparently those serious consequences would be … future assignments from Donald Trump?

This isn’t normal behavior from a major American politician. It’s not even particularly normal behavior from Donald Trump. After he picked Mike Pence, empowered campaign chair Paul Manafort, and gave a structured convention speech, there looked to be a chance that Trump was unveiling a new, more sober persona for the general election. But he can’t do it. He can’t suppress his own mania for even a week.

It’s weird to keep saying this, but this is not okay. This is not a man with the temperament, the steadiness, the discipline to be president. The issue here isn’t left versus right, or liberal versus conservative, or Democrat versus Republican. It’s crazy versus not crazy. Donald Trump, of late, has been acting pretty crazy. That’s not acceptable in the job he’s running to fill.

wtf america?

Another day, another group of stories from that dystopian land of dumpster and tire fires, a land where everyone is scared and about to be slaughtered, that scary, lie filled, completely fact free place known as Trumpworld …
More bloviating, more lies, more paranoia and fear mongering …
More insults, more taunting, more anger and hate …
Really America? …
Is this how things really need to be? …
Is this man a serious contender to run the whole shebang? …
Really? …
Or, can we just put the skids on this stuff while there is still time to do so? …
***(see below for headlines from just this morning, outlining just 1 day in Trumpworld)
When are Americans in general, and the media especially, going to call “bullshit!” on this whole Trump scam? …When are people going to finally wake up and realize that this clown was doing this whole run for the White House for no other reason than to enhance his failing brand? …Not a day goes by where this shit for brains pretender/grifter doesn’t say something that for ANY other candidate would be instantly campaign and career ending …Not a day goes by where he doesn’t offend another group of citizens with his racial, bullying language and tactics …  Not a day goes by where he doesn’t prove yet again that he has NO clue about ANY subject, let alone the running of the USA …He seemingly has no grasp of even the most simple of governing principles, or of the consequences of his mostly ludicrous pronouncements as to what he would do if elected … He behaves like a petulant, 9 year old bully whenever he even thinks someone has dissed him or challenged his self-held entitlement and authority … He lashes out like the small dicked, uninformed, insecure and gleefully ignorant bully that he truly is … His obvious inability to deal with any pressure that comes his way is only outweighed by his incredible lack of intellect combined with an over abundance of personal cowardice in those same situations … This man is NO commander in chief, he never will be, so any delay in shutting this whole farcical grift down will be at the peril of the United States of America … It’s democratic institutions, it’s ranking as 1 of the world’s truly great countries, and the overall welfare of it’s citizens are all at stake here … The joke is over, and even if you don’t like your other choice (and I personally have several issues with her), she is sane, experienced, concerned and educated in the subjects, people and circumstances that are required to do the job … Donald J Trump is not! …period…

*** here’s just a couple of headlines from this morning’s shit show aka the Trump campaign

Donald Trump: Geneva Conventions Are ‘Out of Date’
Trump Now Says He Never Met Putin After Bragging About Chats With Him
Donald Trump Says He Wants Russia to Find Clinton’s Missing Emails
TRUMP ASKS PUTIN: HELP ME BEAT HILLARY
‘Russia, If You’re Listening, I Hope You’re Able To Find The 33,000 Emails’
Pence Distances Himself
Trump Days Away From Getting Classified Intelligence Briefings
DODGED: Trump Won’t Release Tax Returns
Trump’s Position On The Minimum Wage Is Indecipherable
U.S. Attorney Under George W. Ditches GOP Over ‘Dangerous Demagogue’ Trump

and that’s just the morning news dump … and it’s only noon …

you might also want to check out the Trump files for a treasure trove of pieces on who this grifter really is as a man … read it, then tell me he can be president …

from the horse’s mouth

Although I personally never had any use for William F Buckley and his views and generally viewed him as a right wing troll and demagogue most of the time, the late conservative icon did seem to nail this one … like they say, even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes …
16 years ago, William F Buckley wrote this about Donald J Trump as the Dumpster fire was looking at running for president …
In 2000, Buckley, in an essay he wrote for  Cigar Aficionado and said the following about Trump:

Look for the narcissist. The most obvious target in today’s lineup is, of course, Donald Trump. When he looks at a glass, he is mesmerized by its reflection. If Donald Trump were shaped a little differently, he would compete for Miss America. But whatever the depths of self-enchantment, the demagogue has to say something. So what does Trump say? That he is a successful businessman and that that is what America needs in the Oval Office. There is some plausibility in this, though not much. The greatest deeds of American Presidents — midwifing the new republic; freeing the slaves; harnessing the energies and vision needed to win the Cold War — had little to do with a bottom line.
In the final analysis, just as the king might look down with terminal disdain upon a courtier whose hypocrisy repelled him, so we have no substitute for relying on the voter to exercise a quiet veto when it becomes more necessary to discourage cynical demagogy, than to advance free health for the kids. That can come later, in another venue; the resistance to a corrupting demagogy should take first priority.
So what else can Trump offer us? Well to begin with, a self-financed campaign. Does it follow that all who finance their own campaigns are narcissists? At this writing Steve Forbes has spent $63 million in pursuit of the Republican nomination. Forbes is an evangelist, not an exhibitionist. In his long and sober private career, Steve Forbes never bought a casino, and if he had done so, he would not have called it Forbes’s Funhouse. His motivations are discernibly selfless …

racist d-bag poutrage of the week

I saw this and thought instantly “hey d-bag of the week!” …
I also instantly thought ‘Wow, these mofos got them some serious hate issues’ …
Then, I realized that the racism in Billo the clown’s spewage deserved something special …
Something above and beyond ‘d-bag of the week’ …
But I don’t have any graphics ready for ‘Racist D-bag Poutrage of the Week’, and it’s late, and the Billoviator really doesn’t merit anything more than a stern “Fuck outta my face Billo!”, so, “Fuck outta my face Billo!” …

– WARNING! EXTREME DOG WHISTLE AREA – WARNING! EXTREME DOG WHISTLE AREA  –  WARNING! EXTREME DOG WHISTLE AREA – WARNING! EXTREME DOG

WARNING: the hate and ignorance is strong with this one …

Bill O’Reilly Wants You To Know That The Slaves Who Built The White House Were Well-Fed

… and they had “decent lodgings” too …

One of the most poignant moments in Monday night’s speech by first lady Michelle Obama was when she mentioned that her family lives in a White House that was built by slaves. Fox News host Bill O’Reilly called it a “positive comment,” but had to add a clarification: The White House wasn’t built entirely by slaves. “In addition, free blacks, whites and immigrants also worked on the massive building,” he said on “The O’Reilly Factor” on Tuesday night. “There were no illegal immigrants at that time. If you could make it here, you could stay here.” In a clip posted online by Media Matters, O’Reilly also noted that the slaves involved in the construction of the White House got room and board in the deal: Slaves that worked there were well-fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government, which stopped hiring slave labor in 1802. However, the feds did not forbid subcontractors from using slave labor. So, Michelle Obama is essentially correct in citing slaves as builders of the White House, but there were others working as well.
from Huffpo …

Dick …

from the dnc convention … night 1

After an afternoon of convention floor wrangling, arguments over the party’s platform and general jostling and yelling by the Bernie peeps, along with a fairly constant stream of big head tv pundits doing their best to stir up some controversy for a little better ratings, the dnc kicked off it’s convention in Philly …
It’s just “Not much to see here folks, just move along” until ex-SNL writer/performer turned junior United States Senator from Minnesota Al Franken took to the podium …sometimes funny, always dead on, Al showed why the peeps of Minnesota love him … from then on it pretty much rolled along like a well oiled machine, very much the  opposite of last week’s RNC Shitshowalooza in Cleveland (Scott fucking Baio??? are you kidding me?? … jesus, lolol) … a personal fave of mine Sarah Silverman got the ball rolling when she told the ‘bernie or bust’ crowd ‘You’re being ridiculous’ … perfectly timed and absolutely correct, it seemed to be a huge hit with the vast majority of those in attendance … I love Bernie, and he dragged the party to the left more than anyone before him, and it neede to be dragged there, but, doods and doodettes, yer boy lost, now get it together and stop the Dongald …changing democracy takes time, take what ya’ learned and achieved this time and roll it into the next election … actually make yer’ ‘movement’ a movement … that’s how change happens sanely … and yer’ job will be WAY! harder, if even possible if you let Benito Trumpolini grab and address on Pennsylvania Avenue … plus he’ll just fuck up a pretty tastefully decorated building wit a whole shit ton of gold leaf, carved velvet wallpaper, pictures of himself, and fake flower holding golden cherubs mounted everywhere … Eva Longoria, much to my surprise (only because I am totally unfamiliar with her work) was awesome and carved up the Dongald with grace and class … Even though I still have no real idea what she does for a living, I am now a huge fan of her personally … Cory Booker was a mic drop moment that lasted several minutes … his speech took me back to when a young Barack Obama brought the house down from a DNC main stage a couple of cycles ago … and Elizabeth Warren was a star, as usual as far as I’m concerned … I believe that she alone will take apart the Vermillion Raccoon all by herself between now and election day … the Big Dog, Joe Biden, Barack, Nancy Pelosi, Bernie, Michelle and a cast of many more are just surplus icing on the cake when it comes to surrogates … and the Dumpster has who? … Paul ‘Vladdy” Manafort and 4 or 5 Robert Palmer video girls who all look like they are auditioning for the center spot on Faux and friends … you know, low tops, high skirts and heavily made up, angry, pouty duck faces eternally plastered on while they spew the Trump talking points of the day … did I mention vacuous? … if I didn’t I should have … for me though it was Mrs. Obama who stole the show … elegance, eloquence, heart, class, dignity, smarts, toughness and great freaking arms! … how can ya’ not love this lady? … even Bernie himself delivered a sterling performance … it may have started a little self centered and slow, but he hit his stride pretty quickly and then it was pure Bernie mojo in the house …
After watching last week’s Donnie Darko meets Dr. Strangelove Shit Slingin’ Show from Cleveland, I gotta say, it’s nice to watch an evening of politics and not immediately feel the need to shower and scrub … I’m still a little raw from last week’s scrubbing … if I was Cheetoh Boy I’d be a little worried about the wave of decency, literacy and intelligence about to slam into me … just sayin’ … I sense a lot of anger, pouting and tiny handed tweeting about to happen … take it away Don the Con, you orange skinned, urine-colored-ferret wearing prick …

nom, nom, nom

I just love it when these guys eat their own …
nom, nom, nom, just take a big bite …

George Will: Trump Doesn’t Want to Release Tax Returns “Because He’s Deeply Involved In Dealing With Russia”
Over at Faux Noise, mankind’s central command for ‘hair on fire’ fake news, on Monday’s Special Report, conservative columnist George Will said the Republican nominee for president may not be releasing his tax returns because it could show collusion between the two (Russia and Donald Trump), calling it a “reasonable surmise.”

BRET BAIER: Both the campaign chair and anybody you talk to, including Senator Murphy would not go down that road once pressed on the connection between Russia and the Trump campaign. But they have thrown it out there. George?
GEORGE WILL: Well, it’s the sort of thing we might learn if we saw the candidates’ tax returns. Perhaps one more reason why we’re not seeing his tax returns because he is deeply involved in dealing with Russia oligarchs and others. Whether that’s good, bad or indifferent it’s probably the reasonable surmise.

George who recently left the Republican party, because it turns out they are even crazier than he could handle … and that’s sayin’ a lot kids … this mofo could fill and evening with his own bat shit crazy pronouncements and right wing pandering, whistle blowin’ utterances … I don’t personally think George is a racist. but I also don’t think he so much minds the racism and hatred, it’s just that he and his ilk prefer to keep it to ‘dog whistles’ and back rooms rather than Trump and gang’s flat out bull horn racism … you know, the old fashioned way … the way his pappy did, and his pappy before him, and so on, and so on …
But, it’s till just super and makes this old guy’s day when these idiots sidle on up to the trough and chow down on one of their own … nom, nom, nom, just take a big bite …

american distress

AMERICANDISTRESSCARD
length of speech – 75 minutes
time spent fear mongering,  – 100%
number of times violence mentioned – 11
number of times immigration mentioned – 8
minutes spent on actual policy? … ZERO! … Priceless!

 

and now, we have the latest homage to Cheetoh Boy the Velveeta Racoon, brought to you by, who the fuck else, the Dongald … some serious narcissm and insecurity goin’ on here guys …whoa … smh …
no one but a this self aggrandizing egomaniac would even mention these statistics …
is this Mr. Tinyhands McLiarson’s idea of a serious accomplishment? …
spew a shitload of incredibly vague BS about ‘making America great again’, rarely if ever putting forward any specifics …
and when he does get attempt to get ‘specific’ it tends to be idiotic proposals like discounting our debt to China and possibly throwing the world credit markets into complete turmoil, or stopping to see if a country meets his standards for giving proper adoration to America before we decide to honor treaty obligations …
you do not make Trump president for the same reason you do not let small children play with hand grenades …

bungle in the jungle … again

it’s hard to do good work in a fever swamp …
this is what happens when you trust your translations to Google …
nope … even Google Translate gives me “Hispanos por Trump” …
Now, that’s fucking lazy …
Google Translate is literally the least amount of effort anyone could put into this …
even freaking Babelfish gives you “Hispanos de Trump” ..
the Latino outreach is going as expected … sigh …
wtg! gop … way to watch the details …

Convention bungles ‘Hispanics for Trump’ sign

Signs seen being waved at the convention — presumably passed out along with other placards — read “Hispanics para Trump.”
Not only did the text not translate “Hispanics” to “Hispanos,” it also used “para” instead of “por.”
The two words — which both denote various meanings of the word “for” — are easily mixed up and a common point of frustration for those learning the language..

READ MORE HERE …

5 alarm liar

liar‘America One Of The Highest-Taxed Nations’… Wrong…

Crime Rate Is Soaring… Wrong…

Obama To Blame For Poor Infrastructure… Investments Blocked By GOP…

And 2.1 Million  Unemployed Latinos… Way Off…

America Marred By ‘Chaos’ At Home And ‘Weakness’ Abroad… ‘Not Only Factually False… A Wildly Distorted View Of All The Nation Stands For’…

Trump Defends Oswald Claim Donald Trump doubled down on his baseless insinuation that a photograph published by the National Enquirer shows Ted Cruz’s father with “crazy Lee Harvey Oswald.”
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Fact Checking Trump’s Big Speech The GOP nominee promises ‘no lies,’ but twists facts on taxes, crime, foreign affairs and more.
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Trump ‘Recommended’ Ohio for Convention? Donald Trump said he “recommended” that the Republican National Convention be held in Ohio. But Trump announced his campaign for president nearly one year after Cleveland was selected.
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Trump Oversells Pence’s Record Donald Trump introduced Indiana Gov. Mike Pence as his running mate July 16, but, in doing so, oversold Indiana’s economic performance under Pence.
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Trump’s Baseless Assimilation Claim Donald Trump made a baseless claim that assimilation among Muslim immigrants in the U.S. is “pretty close” to “nonexistent.” The Pew Research Center conducted surveys in 2011 and concluded that “Muslim Americans appear to be highly assimilated.”
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Trump’s ISIS Conspiracy Theory Donald Trump said a report on a conservative news site proved he was “right” in suggesting President Obama supported terrorists. It doesn’t.
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Trump’s Dubious Drought Claims Donald Trump suggests “there is no drought” in California because the state has “plenty of water.” He promises “to start opening up the water,” and he says he’ll “get it done quick.” But there is a drought, and we explain why there is no “quick” solution.
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wtf??!!??

yup, new name, some new graphics, and more new stuff to come …
I just figured that there’s been a lot going on in my neck o’ the woods with some re-focusing and scaling back and a desire to focus in more on certain subject matter …
plus, with the hip is everything dot com site going into mothballs, an unwinding of most of the hip is everything projects, and a merging of all the sites to this location, I figured, new start, new name …
hopefully, with so much less territory to tend to, it will make it quicker and more responsive to news and events …
at least the ones I’m interested in … lol …
plus, hey, a whole shit-load less for me to do and keep track of, so .., that’s fun …
besides it probably better describes the place and attitude anyways …
anyways, same bat time, same bat channel, just using a different alias … lol …
enjoy … peace …