White House Thanksgiving News

BREAKING … Washington
Press secretary, pedophile defender and renowned liar Scary Huckleberry Slanders today revealed the newly renamed Whiter House’s Thanksgiving card for 2017. The card was apparently designed by the Glorious Leader, Sum Dim Phuc, himself while he was “presidentially putting ungrateful black people in their place yesterday morning on Twitter.”
Slanders then went on to say that “it was. without a doubt, the greatest Thanksgiving card ever, maybe even the greatest card of ANY kind,” and that “the people spoke, loud and clear, last November, and they said that President Trump was the card designer they wanted to make America great again, and that Hillary just needs to get over it once and for all.” She then regaled the press with a 35 minute tribute to “all the amazing things that the president has done for America … compared to what that last loser did!”, followed by 5 minutes of silent tribute “to the glorious leader,” before wrapping up the daily presser.

HAPPY THXGIVING from the Trumps by hip is everything


Friday Snips

Can I get a “Saaaay Whaaaaat?”
”Hell yeah!”
”No, say what …”
”Fuck it …”

Here’s some random stoofs I found for ya’ while perusing the interwebz this week …
Happy Friday!







Ok …

Another example of money wasted on a study that tells us what we already know, those people deserve exactly what they get. Darwin rules!


Pro tip # ow fuck!, ow, ow oww!

Will Sarah Palin ever run for elected office again?

Say NO to meth!

And win an all expense paid hunting trip with Traitor Tot and his dim-wit brother Eric from Trumputin Industries – “Treason is our game!”.

I’m betting this guy will probably go for like three decks of smokes to some lifer name Cletus.


Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes …

“Yes Ivanka, yes we are … for a very long time.”
”Do I have to Daddy?”
”Yep, I’m afraid so, sorry I flipped on you and your brothers, but 2 years is way better than the twenty you guys are getting. Besides you kids are still young, so better you than me.”
”Okay Daddy.”

Let Them Eat Light Sabers

Internet mocks Treasury secretary and his wife for posing with a sheet of money
Eli Rosenberg Washington Post

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin did what just about anyone would do when presented with a newly minted sheet of American currency bearing their name and signature on Wednesday: he posed for a photo.
Coming in the midst of tax-reform plans by President Donald Trump and congressional Republicans that nonpartisan analysts say would disproportionately benefit corporations and wealthy individuals, among others, the photo of Mnuchin and wife, Louise Linton, holding up the sheet of new $1 bills became an instant meme and drew wide mockery around the Internet.
The photo was snapped Wednesday as Mnuchin and Linton, along with U.S. Treasurer Jovita Carranza, toured the Bureau of Engraving and Printing in Washington.

Ya’ really gotta wonder wtf is wrong with these people, and why do they keep behaving like this, and while these are valid and maybe even important questions, the real question Americans should be asking though is …

Who wore it better?

who wore it better

Louise? … or Darth?
Personally, I prefer Darth as I feel that his skin tone works better with the outfit. It gives it a certain Joie de vivre and makes the whole ensemble pop! I find Louise comes across as looking rather pale and dare I say it, common, and who wants to come across like that?
But, that’s just me.

Whole Lotta Grabbin’ Goin’ On


proving trump likes to grab em
Bad Touch Donnie seen here showing fellow assaulter Slick Willie how he “grabs ‘em”

Washington, D.C.: A picture of President Donald J. Trump actually ‘grabbing a pussy’ as he put it, has surfaced. It shows ‘Bad Touch Donnie, the TicTac Man’ grabbing fellow serial assaulter Slick Willie Clinton while what appears to be their secret service teams stood watch. It appears at this time that the two men met to discuss and compare notes on their respective techniques. Neither side has commented as of yet on the picture. Watch this space for future developments on this story.

Donnie Who?

DN_KMxFU8AADXAxScary Huckleberry Slanders at the newly renamed Whiter House presser tomorrow afternoon:
“I have a short statement regarding the ‘fake news’ that seemed to be swirling around the Whiter House while the President was on his historic, never before seen, majestically beautiful and God guided trip through Asia where he spent time with his favorite dictators and murderers. He also was able to spend some quality bonding (bondage?) time meeting with his mentor, idol and current lover Vladimir Putin in between greeting the tens, if not hundreds, of millions of adoring fans who lined the streets everywhere he went. These WERE the biggest crowds EVER to greet a president of the United States ANY WHERE at ANY TIME, period! And the crowds were literally thousands of times larger than any crowd that bla Obama guy got.
Anyways, my statement …
With regards to the latest fake news reports regarding this Donald J. Trump Jr. person.
Don Jr was a member of the Trump family for only a very, very short period of time. He was a volunteer, low level member who had no title, assigned duties or official position. We all know that he is, at best, a distant 3rd favorite to present wife Ivanka and a KFC Barrel, not necessarily in that order, and the Whiter house would contend that even Eric and very occasionally Tiffany were more favored by the Glorious Leader.
He would occasionally get covfefe and make copies. It was really low level involvement. And it was definitely NOT a Keurig. He was just a drifter that we allowed to sleep on the couch occasionally, and we’re really not sure that we’d recognize him even if we bumped into him in an elevator in the Whiter House residence. The president stands by his statement that it is nothing more than coincidence that he and ‘this grifter’ have a name that is somewhat similar, and that he is probably nothing more than a Clinton deep state ‘plant’ inserted into the Whiter House by Hillary URANIUM ONE! Clinton and Barrack HUSSEIN! Obama to destroy the new Emperor. The president has people, on the ground in Hawaii ,looking into this and apparently you won’t believe what they are finding. Also, that Michael Jackson impersonator you’ve all seen with the Emperor the last few months is actually his ‘wife’ and is NOT an escort (at least according to her lawyers). I hope that that finally clears that up for all of  you members the corrupt, fake media. We will no longer be taking questions after the daily pressers as our lawyers have advised us that all this lying may actually come back to bite us on the ass during the imminent impeachment and criminal legal hearings.”

halfway house dfor fired trump admin
This week’s episode of ‘Mueller’s Playhouse’“The Witness House Fills Up”
Saturday at 8 Central on RT TV

Breaking …

Last night before heading home from his “Distract the Nation From My Traitorous Deeds Tour 2017” the dumpster dropped this little teaser …


and now this …


Trump To Announce New Slate Of Cabinet, Judicial and Agency Appointments

Trump’s latest band of grifters and incompetents arrives on the hill to begin their qualifications and competency hearings.

Watch this space for more …

Image result for pedo bearIn a related story, it now appears that it will be basically up to President Trump as to whether long time pedophile and serial assaulter/rapist Judge Roy Moore will drop out of his Alabama senate race …
Moore’s people breathed a huge sigh of relief when they realized this.

That Guy

Ruh Roh, somebody’s really screwed now …

stephen miller easily one of the most punchable faces in the history of punchable faces
Stephen Miller, easily one of the most punchable faces in the history of punchable faces.

You know the guy. We all know the guy. He’s the kid everyone beat on as a kid, because he was such an ass-kissing, tattle-tail weenie. The asshole that showed up at parties, uninvited and unannounced, who never took the hint that there was a reason he was uninvited. That little shit hook weasel at work that derives his entire sense of his own manhood by being a bully to the peeps he somehow associates with the kids who beat on him as a kid, because he was such an ass-kissing, tattle-tail weenie. Impotent, ignorant, cruel and talkin’ shit as long as it’s not face to face.
TL;DR: never been laid, and really, really pissed about it. Plus, 55-45 he kills squirrels at the local park when no-one’s looking. 65-35 he’s a bed-wetter.

Anyhoo … this happened to our hero …

Fascinating piece here in the Times applying some Times level sleuthing to shed more light on those Papadopoulos court documents from last week. We get some idea of the backstory of Joseph Mifsud, apparently a failing and shambling academic career that was on its final skid when Russians showed up in 2014 with money and newfound respectability, an old story. Other gaps of the story are filled in. But the big one is Stephen Miller.
According to the Times, Miller is the “senior policy advisor” referenced in the Papadopoulos court documents. He was the only unnamed player still unidentified. This means that Miller was one of the top Trump advisors Papadopoulos was keeping posted on his efforts to set up meetings between Russian officials and Trump campaign officials, perhaps even (preposterous as it may seem) a meeting between Trump and Putin himself.

One noteworthy paragraph from the Times

The day before he learned about the hacked emails, Mr. Papadopoulos emailed Mr. Miller, then a senior policy adviser to the campaign, saying Mr. Trump had an “open invitation” from Mr. Putin to visit Russia. The day after, he wrote Mr. Miller that he had “some interesting messages coming in from Moscow about a trip when the time is right.”

more here from talking points memo

Ruh Roh!

Will He Or Won’t He?

With the indictments flowing like meth through a Palin and the Trump presidency circling the drain, Mikey has to be thinking about one thing a lot. Will he run for prez in 2020?
I guess it depends on whether he’s in the White House or the big house at the time …
My money is on “he won’t be available to run because some guy named Cletus just rented him out for 2 decks of smokes and a candy bar.” (oh please, please, please)


New at the Trump Store!

Washington: Ivanka Trump Releases New ‘Fall Line’

The new ‘Orange is the New Blech’ Line for men …
What all the “Best people” will be wearing this fall …

mens line

And the new ‘From SOHO to Crack Hoe’ Line for the woman of leisure …

the SOHO …



kellyanne the cons way

(Limited Quantities Still Available – ORDER NOW While Supplies Last)

the ‘Velveeta Raccoon’ Line of fine accessories …

new at the trump store jumpsuit by hip is everything


For the ladies, a whole new line of ankle ‘accessories’ …

house arrest ankle accessories

And for the man who’s ‘on the go’ … but not going too far …



trump store

Cheetolini, Testicularis Minimalus

Note: THIS asshole is truly the most arrogant and dangerous POTUS ever
There, I feel better now …
Now, onward …


Pick one …
A: Who the hell leaves the house looking like that?
B:  Who lets someone go out looking like that?
C: Should we mention the dude’s Cheetos contour is on fleek?
D: Why the fuck are there Cheetos all over the rug?
E: D-bag asshole!
F: All of the above.


flying trump

trump store

What’s On Tonight …


Tonight on Sister Wives – the Whiter House Edition …

Sister Wives is an American reality television series broadcast on TLC. It documents the life of a polygamist/incestuous family of grifters and charlatans living in Washington D.C., which includes patriarch Bad Touch Donnie Trump, aka the Velveeta Raccoon to his wives and their not very bright children, and several overly made up women in various degrees of undress.
This week, on “Sister Wives” Donnie, who is becoming increasingly unhinged and paranoid as Sheriff Mueller and his deputies surround his house, throws his ‘coffee boy’ Jared under the bus in hopes of distracting the sheriff for long enough to make his escape to Sochi, causing sister wife Ivanka to have to choose between the man she loves, sleeps with and bears children for, or Jared. Melania, his ‘illegal’ (but NOT an escort) turned ‘wife’ remains mute again this week.
Rated R for ridiculous | Ages 5 and up | 1280px-4_stars.svg | Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here.