COMING SOON!
(yup, really bad choice of words – you’ll see)
Doing your own thing is now gunna cost ya’ …
Okay, this one is a couple weeks old, but I just discovered it and wanted to make note …
You just can’t make this shit up …
The next time yer’ pullin’ one off for Jesus, it’s gunna cost ya’ $20 kids.
Apparently we’re all gunna MAGA by wankin’ our way to a wall.
I’m betting Hannity and Cucker and those incels over at Fox News could jerk that wall into existence in less than a week. King of the Incels Cucker Carlson alone could ‘build that wall’ all by himself in 3-4 days tops. And, why are these nut jobs always from Arizona?
WTF Arizona? Aim higher!
The big question we all have here is: “Will Mexico be paying for ‘the porn’?
We’re gunna need some fucking clarification here people!
I’m so confused and I might have a PayPal account to load up …
I just know there’s some ‘Our pal Jeebus’ stuff goin’ on here …
I can’t prove it, I just know it …
In a related story Donald Trump has decided on his yard signs for 2020:
These people are scaring me mommy, make them go away!
WTFville Chronicle 