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On the ground in Puerto Rico

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an amazing thread by A J Vicens, on the ground in Puerto Rico …
( A J is a reporter at @MotherJones )

Fuck you Donald J. Trump, Fuck You.

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Puerto Rico has been levelled by Hurricane Maria, and the Mayor of San Juan makes an emotional plea for the Trump administration to save her people, saying “please, anyone who can hear us, save us, we’re dying.”
And THIS (tweets below) is what Americans on the mainland wake up to this morning … a petty, self-centered, insecure little man who is so incapable of even pretending humanity exists within himself that all he can do is lash out and whine like the whiny little bitch he is. And he sends this message to the American people while he hides (at the taxpayers great expense) at his country club. (ya’ wouldn’t wanna be at the White House, at least pretending to be president during this catastrophe, would you Donnie?)
ANYONE who still supports this fake president after this is every bit as hateful, racist, petty and ignorant as he is. Period.
I, like millions of others can’t wait Robert Mueller to lead your despicable, traitorous ass on a ‘perp walk’ on your way to rot in a cell for the rest of your miserable, irrelevant, worthless life.
And when that’s done, may you languish in Hell. You, more than any human being in my lifetime, deserve it.
Fuck you Donald J. Trump, fuck you.

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Oh, one final thing asshole – the networks (and everyone else) are not ‘disparaging the first responders, or the soldiers  – they are disparaging YOU because of who you have shown yourself to truly be. YOU are despicable. It will be the first responders, police, soldiers, the incredible mayor of San Juan that you have now attacked, and the amazing Americans in Puerto Rico who will save these people DESPITE your petty, loathsome interference and finger pointing. Look in the mirror Donnie, if you dare.

p.s. @realDonaldTrump, While you tweet from your golf club, the Mayor of San Juan is saving lives. You’ve done NOTHING.
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This is the Mayor of San Juan, Carmen Yulin Cruz, she is a hero. Period.

Fuck you Donald J. Trump, fuck you.

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A Word From The Resident

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“Believe me, the relief effort in Rico Suave is going incredible, it’s a beautiful thing, incredible, incredible stuff. Many people, in fact everyone, is saying that is is the biggest anything, anywhere, anytime, and I must say, I have been magnificent, really, really magnificent”
“If it weren’t for all that water all around the island, I’d already have everything fixed and better than Obama ever could have. Believe me.”
“Actually if Barack “HUSSEIN!” Obama actually loved America and hadn’t made everyone of ‘those’ people start kneeling, and disrespecting me, then this whole hurricane probably wouldn’t have happened. I’m probably gunna have Trey Gowdy, who’s a very fine person, and Jeff Sessions, who by the way is NOT a member of the KKK, any more, look into him and crooked Hillary. Her and her deep state, George Soros funded, chem trail mind control attacks on me need to be looked into, I tell ya’, believe me. She’s only doing this because I schlonged her good in the election – here take an electoral college map.”
“But over all, and everyone agrees, I have been spectacular, maybe the most spectacular ever. Better than Obama I tell ya'”

Trump’s Moral Limbo

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It’s Limbo time, how low can you go?

Apparently, pretty fucking low …

Now, the asshat in chief is measuring his success by how many people he DIDN’T get killed yet …
and he wants props for it to boot.
What a whiny, incompetent, impotent, insecure little bitch this one turned out to be.

“Fuck me Mabel, that kid just ain’t right in the head”

 

The ‘Moran’ In Chief Speaketh, National I.Q. Drops 23 Points

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Resident of the Divided States …

This guy is completely unable to together a coherent sentence, or uttering 5 straight words without bragging and lying.
I WISH this was satire, but unfortunately for us all the only joke here is him.
What a fucking embarrassment …
Paul Ryan, when are you and Snitch McConnell gunna do your job and remove this man?
He’s unhinged and dangerous and you both know it.
Or, is it that you and Snitch are so far up Russia’s ass that you have to cover for this loser?

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D-Bag Apocalypse – The ‘It Must Be Friday’ Edition

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Well, that was quick huh?
We didn’t have to wait very long for another “Outstanding Performer” from the kids that bring ya’ the ‘douchebag apocalypse’ to surface did we?

So, Puerto Rico has been devastated and they are begging for help, and this asshole is going golfing again???!!!???

Donald Trump is headed to his Trump National Golf Club in in Bedminster, N.J. on Sept. 29, spending the weekend there before he makes a likely Sunday appearance at the 2017 Presidents Cup. His Friday arrival will mark the 66th time the 45th President has visited one of his 17 golf clubs (and, for most of them, presumably played some golf) since becoming President on Jan. 20, 2017.
With a potentially free schedule, a round of golf is likely before dusk. Trump is expected to be at his club on Saturday and a portion of Sunday as well.

I mean, I get it, you’re a low energy grifter and a empathy free prick, and you’ve long ago made it perfectly clear that you doesn’t work weekends, but, really Donnie?
On Monday though punk, when the media world and your beloved Twitter is raining much deserved hate down on your ever-aging, giant orange ass for disappearing/hiding like a punk/golfing while a couple of million Americans are in peril, do us all a huge favor and shut the fuck up about how “yer’ the fucking victim in all of this”, okay?
Just go hide at your club, and walk around all weekend inflating your wounded ego by being the center of attention, Brag a bunch to the assembled sycophants and paid admirers about how great you are, and how much you’re getting done as “The Man” and then sneak back into the White House on Monday morning, knowing that REAL men and women, and REAL adults, stepped up and took care of your latest clusterfuck tire fire. Just stfu and try not to break any more stuff, k asshole? You think you can handle that? If you can, we all promise to not scream at you for a couple of hours. Now, pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er punk, it’s tee time!

p.s. Fuck you Donnie, and the лошадь you rode in on.

 

D-Bag Apocalypse Outstanding Performer

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Donnie Bad Touch and the Turd Reich

First, Dickwad Donnie, everyone’s favorite racist president, ignores the disaster in Puerto Rico for most of a week, and instead spends his time bloviating, blathering, bullshitting and blowing dog-whistles about some ”ungrateful, spoiled, BLACK!, millennial, millionaire” football players … I mean how dare those black men defy him, Donald J. Fucking Trump, fucking president of the United Fucking States of Goddamned White America and protest in public …In public??!? … How dare they!! And why can’t their ‘owners’ get a handle on this and make them do as Donnie sez? Fuck me, my head hurts …
When the president finally did acknowledge the crisis in Puerto Rico – on the fifth day after Hurricane Maria made landfall – he offered no expression of empathy for, or solidarity with, the island’s American citizens. Instead, he sought to disavow responsibility for their troubles; defend the adequacy of his administration’s response; and insist that Puerto Rico would still have to pay its debts to Wall Street.
But in a typical Trumpian moral limbo to see how low the bar can be set, the Trump administration did their absolute best to “fuck this up bigly” when DHS rejected a request to grant Puerto Rico a waiver from the Jones Act – a law that requires all cargo carried between U.S. ports (including those in Puerto Rico) to be transported on ships made, owned, and staffed by Americans.
The law showed up after World War I, as a way of ensuring that America would retain its naval capacity during peacetime. Ever since, it has provided America’s shipping industry with a prized buffer from foreign competition government corporate welfare handout. But in the aftermath of hurricanes, DHS waives the law for disaster areas, so that economic nationalism corporate whoring and greed don’t get in the way of maximizing the relief effort. George W. Bush did this for New Orleans after Katrina, Barack Obama did it for much of the East Coast after Sandy – and Trump did for Houston and Florida after Harvey and Irma, respectively.
And surprise, surfuckingprise the Glorious Leader Sum Dim Phuc declined to do the same favor for Puerto Rico. When asked why, the feckless bloviator did his usual, clueless, “umm, We’ll hafta see, I’ll look into it” shit and told the press “a lot of people that work in the shipping industry… don’t want the Jones Act lifted.”
So, basically, “profits over Puerto Ricans baby!”
(Resident Rump has just now, as I am writing this, waived the Jones Act after being nearly beaten into submission by the media and social media – about fucking time punk! Notice the theme here though – he ain’t helping out or doing his job until he’s forced to)
And all of this going on as Trumpcare v.3 or 4 or 67 fails, the prez gets into a nuclear standoff pissing match with the only leader on Earth that has a mental and emotional capacity similarly deficient to his own, and his entire fucking dumbass family and inner circle gets caught using ‘private e-mails’ to do official government business. These pricks will be the death of irony.
Now, the leader of the Turd Reich brings you the latest episode of his hit reality show, “Fuck You People of Color!” with this shit show tire fire …

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Go on, tell me there’s no race based decisions being made by Trump and his klannies. And he’s not dog whistling to his MAGAKKKids.

Congratulations Donnie Bad Touch,Glorious Leader of the Turd Reich, you are our d-bag apocalypse Outstanding Performer for today!
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Note: I have stopped doing the d-bag of the week award because it seems odd to me to have a ‘weekly’ winner when the shit shows, tire fires, cluster-fucks and other Trump Crime Family fiascos are occurring literally by the hour. Maybe once this asshole and all of his cronies are in prison we can start to have nice things again and we can get back to just weekly d-bag alerts and the like. Sigh.



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