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Word Salad: The Fat Man and Little Boy Edition (Nukes are temporary, real love is 4ever!)

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TODAY’S WORD SALAD BROUGHT TO YOU BT THE LETTERS “W”, “T” AND “F” and the NUMBERS  25, 4, 45

Lades and gentlemen, the resident of the really white states of America and MAGAts everywhere!!!

The glorious leader Sum Dim Phuc …

The  Vacuous Vermillionaire, Chucky Sleaze, the naked emperor.
Fat Donnie McTraitorson!

President Trump: “At the beginning there was a lot of anger between myself and Kim Jong Un, who since, something happened. there was appointed which had happened and all of a sudden, get along.”

Can I get a translator on aisle 45 please?
Word from top, unnamed senior Whiter House officials is that Mike Pence has been urging the president to “just ‘fess up to the American people, come out of the closet once and for all, and be with the Dennis Rodman fanboy murderer of your dreams! We could come out together!”

This episode brought to you by “the choice of dotards and dullards everywhere …

“Adderall, it gets me through the bigly day tremendously. NO COLLUSION!!!”
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Goodbye Viet Nam … a message from the resident

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THANK YOU to our geniris hosts in Hannoyd  Hanoi this week: President Dong, Prime Minister Ho Lee Phuc, and the wonderfully short people of Vienna …
And two my new best frend Kimmy, I’ll SEE YOU at Prom!
(Sshh, don’t tell Vladdy)

NO COLLISION!   KOLUSH   COALEWS      I DIDN”T DO IT!

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50 Shades of Orange, A Love Story

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Moron in chief president Fat Donnie Scump said that he and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un “fell in love.” … While speaking at a rally for fellow moron, Senate candidate and state Attorney General Patrick Morrisey (R) in West Virginia, Scump spoke about his evolving relationship with Kim.

“I was really being tough and so was he,” he said. “And we would go back and forth. And then we fell in love. No really. He wrote me beautiful letters. And they are great letters. We fell in love.””

Ruh roh!
Somewhere there’s a lad named Vlad who’s gunna be pissed …
If dude sez “He completes me” or “He makes me feel like a woman” I’m giving away my TV and shutting down my Interwebz … just sayin’

UPDATE: The soon to be engaged couple has now registered at Tiffany & Co.

Just Arrived …

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NEW at the Trump Store!

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TRASHDANCE – the soundtrack to the “Lipitor in Singapore Summit”
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featuring:
Trashdance – What a Reeling
Love Theme from Trashdance
Manhunt
Rocket Man
Madman Across the Water
The Bitch Is Back (And I Called Her Melanie)
You Can Never Go Home Again (Home is Where the Indictments Are)
It’s Mueller Time in New York
Maniac (Donnie’s Theme)
Honky Tonk Women (Here’s your $130k)
Another Prick With A Wall – Part 1
Eye of the Whiner
Fat Man In A Bathtub
I Know It’s Only Cuck and Roll, But I Like It
In The White Room
Once, Twice, Three Times A Loser
I Write The Notes That Make My Lawyer Sing
Mandy (Here’s your $130k too)
Feelings ( I Have None) (Donnie a capella)
The Theme from ‘Rats’ (Memory – It’s fading)
Crazy Train
I Just Can’t Wait To Be King (from The Lyin’ King)

and featuring a very special guest appearance by Mike Pence singing “It’s Raining Men”

And this can be yours for the low, low price of only $45.00 (USD) / 2842.24 Rubles

*Cash only, no cards.

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Just in from Canada …

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So, the Velveeta Raccoon is saying that Kim Jong Un’s people love him very much, that he’s funny, likeable, intelligent and a great leader who can be trusted and that Justin Trudeau “learned from his mistake” of criticizing Trump, & “it will cost Canada a lot of money” because of Trudeau’s attitude.
Trump administration on Trudeau: “there’s a special place in hell” for him.
Trump on Kim: “a tough and effective leader who can be trusted.”

#FuckTrump

Dumbasso Cheetolini on murderous dictator KJU: “His country does love him. His people, you see the fervor. They have a great fervor.”
That’s fear not fervor you moron.

"♪♫♬ Breaking up’s dotard to do … ♪♫♬"

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North Korea stopped responding to the Trump administration’s calls several days ago. Dumbasso Cheetolini and his hapless administration have been in the dark for days and have no idea wtf is going on with Kim Jong Un and North Korea. So make no mistake, this is not Trump pulling the plug on the meeting. This is Un leaving Trump out in the rain, guessing what the hell is going on. Looking like the idiot he is. The vacuous vermillionaire was played for the fool he is, yet again, because all he cared about was ‘a win’ and his attempt to make it look like he ‘cancelled the meeting’ was a last ditch effort to save his feckless lying ass.
So much for that Nobel.

TL;DR: Trump:“Oh yeah, well you can’t break up with me, because I’m breaking up with you first! I never wanted to go to the prom with you anyways, you bitch!”

p.s. apparently the ‘commemorative coin’ and the no doubt lovely and to be cherished for years to come, ‘Peace Deal Commemorative Ornament’ are now on sale at a “Deal of the Day!” bigly reduced price at the White House Gift Shop … LOL …
Man, what a bunch of grifters.

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Selling shit to commemorate stuff that never happened … kinda sums up this whole presidency doesn’t it?
I’m keeping my eyes peeled for the ‘Bowling Green Massacre Anniversary Plate’ and the ‘Infrastructure Week’ T-shirts. Woo-hoo! Bring the bling!

Size Matters

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annnnd … it’s on …

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Rocket Man vs. the Madman Across the Water

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trump honky cat by hip is everythingPYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of war.”
But any hope that Kim would be silenced was short-lived.
Responding to the White House, Kim stated, “I see the bitch is back,” before signing off, “Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad.”