Yeah, we know all about your so-called “executive time” …
and we all know (because you never stop telling us) just how hard you really work …
and we all know all about your tremendous record on dealing with our adversaries …
you’re the “toughest ever on Russia” …
no-one drops the hammer on Putin like you …
or Kim … man, you got that guy on the run huh? …
and your record on disaster relief is, well, one of a kind …
I mean, no-one does disaster relief like the ‘Towelinator’ ,,,
your work with Cali on the fires was Donnie Badtouch at his finest … bravo sir! …
not to mention the lessons in forest management you walked the country through …
and, as you are so fond of reminding us all daily, no president has your temperament when the going gets tough … we mortals have no idea how you do it …
I guess that’s a job that’s just best left to “the Chosen One”
your patience and sure hand guides us all daily …
then, maybe most comforting of all, there’s your hiring of all “the best people” …
what could possibly go wrong?
and who could forget your amazing record on the economy …
but we all know “you got this!” so hang in there komrade!
‘cos’ you da’ man!
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