THE DIM DONNIE TWO SCOOPS BOOK CLUB

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THIS MONTH’S FEATURED BOOK

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TINY HANDS, TINY DICK, TINY BRAIN … FAT DONNIE TWO SCOOPS IS TREMENDOUSLY AND STRONGLY VIBRANT AND TRIUMPHANT IN THIS HOMO-EROTIC THRILLER ABOUT A MAN WITH NO SOUL WHO MARRIES A MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR FROM SLOVENIA, ONLY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A SHORT, FAT, NARCISSISTIC NORTH KOREAN DENNIS RODMAN FANBOY AND COOL HAIR ENTHUSIAST NAMED SUM DIM PHUC OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.

AND STILL, HE PINES FOR VLADDY, SWEET, SWEET VLADDY.