Trump’s droppin’ three new stanks for his followers!
Git ‘em now MAGAts!
People who purchased the above ‘products’ also bought these fine products!
Tag: lindsey graham
Graham: “Oops!”
Audio tapes have emerged revealing Sen. Lindsey Graham praised Joe Biden as “the best person to have” as president in the wake of the January 6 attack while criticizing Donald Trump for his rhetoric.
Graham made the remarks on January 6, 2021, soon after the mob of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol.
“We’ll actually come out of this thing stronger. Moments like this reset. People will calm down. People will say, ‘I don’t want to be associated with that.’ This is a group within a group,” Graham said. “What this does, it’ll be a rallying effect for a while, where the country says, ‘We’re better than this.'” Graham is then asked if Biden would be able to make that happen, to which the senator replies: “Totally.” “He’ll maybe be the best person to have,” Graham says.
“I mean, how mad can you get at Joe Biden?”
from Newsweek
Oh Lindsey …
You gots a yuge problem now Bucko!
The fat kid’s comin’ for ya’ now, and we all know how much that shit scares ya’, right?
Plus, with John gone, and Big Daddy Shroomnazi about to publicly rip you a new orifice, who are you gunna fluff and fetch for now?
Everybody in D.C. has seen your act, so there may not be many ‘job openings’ for a terminally scared, stammering, shivering, ex-Trump-humper and ‘shroom shiner/professional sycophant.
‘
More scents than sense.
JUST ARRIVED
The GQP ‘MORE SCENTS THAN SENSE’ Collection
GET ‘EM WHILE THEY LAST!
GQP SCENTS – “You can take that stank to the bank!”
CPAC 2021 “Two Scoops Revenge!
“CHRISTMAS ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR …
FOR MAGAts, Proud Bois, Q-Bots and KlanKKKids,
THIS IS IT!!!
AND IT’S GUNNA BE A
VERY, VERY WHITE CHRISTMAS!
CPAC 2021!!!!
CLICK PIC FOR LARGER VIEW
Impeachment 2.0 Updates …
MARALAGOFUCKYERSLF, FLA. Pretend president, former acting president (1 term, twice impeached) Donnie Two Scoops Trumpannounced today from his latest state of delusion the finalization of his “Impeachment 9001+ Super Duper Tremendously Patriotic Legal Team”, aka The Fraud Squad.
Your first look …
Twas’ the night …
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas:
Celebrity Apprentice, WhiterR House Edition
With deepest apologies to Clement Clarke Moore
‘Twas the night before Christmas, at the White House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The looneys were hangin’ by the chimney in fear,
In hopes that Fat Donnie soon would be there;
Stephen Miller was as pale as the dead,
While visions of caged babies danced in his head;
And ‘Mother’ in her ‘kerchief, and Mike in his cap,
Had just settled down for a prayer and a nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
The helipad lit up, and the MAGAts did scatter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
To see Donnie Two Scoops struttin’ like an ass..
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a giant orange pig with 6 coats of veneer.,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Mitch.
More turtle than human, with his sycophants he came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, RUDY! now, KAYLEIGH! now, STEPHEN YOU FUCKER!
On, DEVIN! on CRUZ! on, DOBBS, SEAN AND CUCKER!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Fill it with cash baby cash! and then dash away all!”
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of a wee little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chute, Lindsey Graham, mole taint and all..
He was dressed all in drag, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with cum, booze and soot.;
A bundle of sex toys on his back he had chucked,,
And he looked like old Rudy as he hurriedly tucked.
His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the cum on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a crack pipe held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a fat face and a little round belly,
That shook, when Jared ate him like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon passing out hummers as he laid on the bed;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
‘’Til the dicks were all emptied; then he turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a snort, Adderall straight up the nose;
He sprang to his feet, then fell on his face …
Adderall is a harsh mistress after all …
Fuck 2020, Merry Christmas anyways … 3 cheers for democracy!!
THE FIGHT!
Reporter: “It was at that moment Melania knew for sure …
It was that rat bastard Lindsey Graham (R-SC) that had been using her “Squinter” by Max Tractor eye shadow!
And everyone knew, there was gunna be a hun-fight!
The room grew quiet, as the two haggard old *#@&%!!s circled each other like two starving hyenas circling rancid meat in the desert sun …
Staring each other down, each one waiting for that fatal mistake by the other … that second of distraction or doubt … that perfect moment to take the kill shot …
who would make the first move? ……
Rudy Giuliani tucked his shirt in furiously as ink rolled down his head in torrents …
What the fuck is that stuff anyways??? …
Bill Barr had sat sadly sobbing in the corner as renowned ‘youngin’ lover’ and fabulist Al ‘the douche’ Dershowitz and failed truth teller K. Lie Maganinny taunted him with jabs about his tremendous girth and lack of “any discernable chin!” for almost two hours, although to be fair, Al did keep his underwear on for most of the time …
K. Lie on the other hand …
And even they were suddenly hushed …
IT. WAS. ON!!! …
And it had been brewing for years ……
Melania circled Lindsey, bitch slapping him and taunting him in broken English while he cried a lot and yelled “I’m LADY G, DAMNIT!! You can’t treat me this way! OW!! She keeps kicking me in the moles! Make her stop!! … PLEASE???”
Hair flew … spit and blood and cheap makeup was everywhere …
The smell of Chantilly, Old Spice Classic, Polident and half sucked Humbugs hung in the air like a thick, acrid smoke one might only find near a crematorium …
There was what appeared to be a lot of cursing in what may or may not have been Slovenian, or Russian maybe? …
there was a LOT of hair pulling, eye gouging, spitting, drinks to the face and slapping involved, and for some reason, good old fashioned, grade school ‘titty twisters’ seemed a popular stratagem for both combatants …
Hence all the blubbering from Lady G …
I mean, he whines loud … and, ugly … just sayin’ …
I mean, we’re talkin’ 90 day Fiancé, stuck somewhere in a pandemic/draught in Africa whilst preggers kinda ugly cryin’ if ya’ know what I mean …
Yeah, I’m looking at you Ariella, and you too ass bongo man! … ㅎ_ㅎ
And then … it was done …
It was over almost as fast as it had started …
Silence filled the room …
It was as if the lamb had opened the seventh seal …
And when the dust, hair, magnetic eyelashes, foundation dust and Russian cigarette smoke had cleared, only one still stood …
the victor stepped forward …
It was …………
MELANIA, Queen O’ Kidneys!”
<Cue: wild sycophantic applause>
The reporter continued …
”… and Bill Barr resumed sobbing while Eric wandered the room apologizing yet again for the fact that “Don Jr and his gal du jour Dimberly Tinfoil were unable to attend due to crisis counseling and muttering to himself something about “mo’ silicone! mo’ coca! and Gary Busey IS NOT MY DAD!” … all the while eating glue whenever no-one was looking.
(pics at 11!)
… and the moral of the story, kids …
You can steal a woman’s man, you can call her names and question her motives, you can even accuse her of treason.
But, NEVER help yourself to her make up!
N E V E R !!!”
Especially those Russian gals …
Or, so I’ve heard
This is Chuck Wadd for DC One News, back to you Charlese”
BUSTED!
Georgia secretary of state had witnesses on call when Lindsey Graham plotted to ‘throw out’ ballots
RECAP: Lindsey Graham tries to get GA AG to toss legal votes to help out Trump | AG rats out fellow Republican Graham | Graham, of course denies it all vehemently and recalls totally different convo | RUH ROH! Witnesses!
TL;DR: Linds is fucked.
Maybe Lady G DIDN’T win his recent race … hmmm … let the speculation begin.
Lindsey Graham (R-SC) seen here ‘working the problem’ for his constituents back home
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said that at least two members of his staff witnessed Sen. Lindsey Graham’s (R-SC) apparent effort to suppress the counting of legal votes in the state.
Raffensperger has told multiple media outlets that Graham had pushed him to throw out legally cast ballots.
“Sen. Graham implied for us to audit the envelopes and then throw out the ballots for counties who had the highest frequency error of signatures,” he explained to CBS on Tuesday.(RawStory)
Man, these clowns are like the Keystone Cops on crack. It’s just one shitshowtirefireclusterfuckapalooza after another. Thankfully this shit will be over in January.
advertisement
WITH ALL THE CHAOS, BULLSHIT AND GASLIGHTING THAT THE OUR FAMILY HAS GRACED THE WORLD WITH FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS, YOU ALL COULD PROBABLY USE A ‘SPA DAY’, SO WE HERE AT TRUMP INC. OR AS YOU LIKE TO CALL IT, THE WHITE HOUSE, OFFER YOU, THE PAYING CUSTOMER, THE FOLLOWING
TRUMP BRAND
PERSONAL CARE PRODUCTS
PAY UP AND ENJOY!
Just another day at Dumbford and Sons
Ladies and gentlemen, the acting president of the United States.
The art of the meal
The daily ‘Psycho-fants Lunch’ at 1600 with the Velveeta Racoon (right), and ex-John McCain ass-lick, Lindsey G., the bugle boy from Company Pee. Lindsey (left, blue dress) presents his daily ‘snack offering’ to the Glorious Leader, L’Orange Obèse..’
“I have the right to do whatever I want as president.”
– @realDonaldTrump
“Trump Brand Turd PolishR: I never leave home without it!”
– @LindseyGrahamSC
@realDonaldTrump “Putting the POS in POTUS, daily!”
Under The Bus Motherfucker … The Clueless Coup Edition
WOO-HOOOOOO! It’s Friday Kiddies!
And you know what that means …
Yep, it’s time for another edition of …
And who will be the lucky winner of this Friday’s Bus Toss?
My money’s on Mick “get over it!” Mulvaney …
Because, well, he’s just not that into you any more Mick!
Besides, he’s now got Mark Meadows so far up his ass that there is no room for any more sycophants and ass-licks in there. I mean, Cucker and the Manatee ain’t moving out, Snitch McAnal has another year on his rectal-lease, and Lindsey Graham has taken up permanent residence just north of the Trash Panda’s prostate. So, sorry Mick, it’s eviction time!
Yo! Mick!
Get over it man!
He does this all the time!
NOW SHOWING
AT AN AUTHORIZED MAGAt THEATRE OF THE ABSURD NEAR YOU!
HANNITY: “The GOP ROMCOM of the year!”
Know Yer’ Gop – Playing cards
This week’s ‘Know Yer’ GOP’ playing cards have arrived.
First up, the king O’ DUIville himself …
also on tap for today is Lindsey the SC Suckup Graham …
… and be sure to watch out for Lindsey’s new book, “Rubles, Rent Boys and Russia – My Life As A Trump Cuck”, coming soon (like Lindsey always does)
NEW! At The Trump Store
Just in … the new book from Trump sycophant and turd polisher, Lindsey O Graham (R-SC)
BREAKING … “Angry old bigot backs angry, old bigot”
Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Tuesday said President Trump is absolutely right to call the House impeachment process a “lynching.”
“This is a lynching in every sense. This is un-American,” Graham said to reporters.
I wonder what it is that Trump has on this guy …
Hmmm …
Puzzling indeed …
The president sets the record straight …
Some of my favorite photos … for all the haters and FAKE NEWS who said I wasn’t a tremendous first responder on 911 … and I AM NOT A PUSSY ASSED BITCH either!!!
First up … PROOF!!!
I WAS THEIR! … So MAGA that motherfuckers!
Me looking for survivors on 911, I personally pulled thousands of people from the rubble. A lotta people didn’t know that before, because I’m just not the type to brag.
Me, Neil, Buzz and some other guy …
I call this one “ONE SMALL STEP FOR THE DONALD!”
Ahh, Woodstock – I actually introduced these two crazy kids after doing a 2 hour set with some really average black guitarist name Jim Hendricks (or something like that) … a real pretender, he was no Ted Nugent if ya’ know what I mean … I’d rather have some guys wearing yarmulkes playing guitar for me. Trust me.
Here I am in Dallas on that fateful day when Ted Cruz’ father shot President Kennedy, trying my best to get to the First lady to grab her pus comfort her in her moment of need. I was on her like a bitch. She told me that day that I would be president some day. She wasn’t my type.
A lotta people also didn’t know that I was the original drummer in the Beatles, but I left because of Yoko. She wasn’t born in America, I think she might have been from Kenya, but I’m not sure. I have people looking into it and you wouldn’t believe what they are finding. I’ll be releasing that bigly bad information, or info as it’s also called, very soon.
Here I am in Berlin when the wall came down I’m the one who actually kicked down the wall, as you can clearly see here. Kicking down that wall was what probably caused my bone spurs in the first place.
Here I am hoisting the flag on Iwo Jima with some pals of mine, Nobody’s kneeling here. Well, a couple of guys are kinda kneeling, but mostly sitting.
And here I am leading my squad in ‘Nam! Even with my bone spurs I almost won a purple heart AND several dozen medals of honor. And I NEVER got captured like some loser who voted against me robbing America of it’s health care.
This is Lindsey Graham and I. Obama never got blow jobs like that from Lindsey, and … oh wait! …WTF??!!?? …This picture shouldn’t be here! Why is this picture here? No-one is supposed to ever see this picture!!! … Ivanka!!!! Fire someone!!!!! Now!!! … and get Sean on the phone, I’m scared! … where’s Sean? I need Sean!!! Hannnnnittttyyyyy! … I’m so fucked! This is the end of my presidency!!! … Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!!! … Obama and his pals, and that Bezos guy musta tapped my lines and faked this picture!
Fuckin’ Soros!!!!!!!!
P.S.A.
Just a friendly reminder that these assholes are running the free world …
Fuck me Mabel, we’re all gunna die!
NEW … at the Trump Store … Just Arrived!
THE DIM DONNIE TWO SCOOPS BOOK CLUB
…………………
THIS MONTH’S FEATURED BOOK
…………………
TINY HANDS, TINY DICK, TINY BRAIN … FAT DONNIE TWO SCOOPS IS TREMENDOUSLY AND STRONGLY VIBRANT AND TRIUMPHANT IN THIS HOMO-EROTIC THRILLER ABOUT A MAN WITH NO SOUL WHO MARRIES A MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR FROM SLOVENIA, ONLY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A SHORT, FAT, NARCISSISTIC NORTH KOREAN DENNIS RODMAN FANBOY AND COOL HAIR ENTHUSIAST NAMED SUM DIM PHUC OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
AND STILL, HE PINES FOR VLADDY, SWEET, SWEET VLADDY.
NEW RELEASES !!!
Now playing … The Wizards of Ooze
Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language. 65+
Farce/Tragedy/Horror/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.
Rated ‘R’ for ridiculous | Ages 65 and up | 
Wait … what|???
I wonder what he means by that?
we’ll probably never know for sure … alas …
Know Yer’ GOP …
Today’s Episode: “ Lindsey and the Rent Boys Do Moscow”
Lindsey Graham Calls For Investigation Of ‘Attempted Coup’ Against Trump
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, has vowed to launch an investigation into whether top officials at the Justice Department and the FBI plotted to carry out a “bureaucratic coup” to force President Donald Trump from office.
Graham made his pronouncement during a Sunday conversation with CBS’ “Face The Nation.” He’d been reacting to the bombshell “60 Minutes” interview with Andrew McCabe, in which the former FBI deputy director had confirmed that Justice Department officials had discussed ousting Trump in 2017 using the 25th Amendment.
Translation:
Lindsey Graham (R SC) announced today that he will surrender to Robert Mueller shortly after admitting that “Yeah, okay, I’m guilty AF! Trump AND Putin have pictures of me and nearly a dozen Russian rent boys, they have my ‘soiled blue dress’ and hours and hours of video of me ‘caught in the act’ and that’s not even getting into all the Rubles they gave me to get re-elected. Plus, there’s that whole McConnel blow job incident. I had no choice!!!”
Tuesday snips … The first rule of White Club …
“Yes dear, yes we most certainly are …unless Mueller will cut me a deal, then, yes dear, you and those two guys claiming to be my sons are going to prison.”
Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional males.
Tell the truth … who wore it better?
Did Brett Kavanaugh father an illegitimate child in college, but was too drunk to remember it?
Unless I was a $250 dollar an hour Russian rent boy, there is no way I would have seen them, but thanks for asking.
When you’ve been a total asshole all year and the other kids don’t invite you to the party.
Lindsey Graham seen here leaving the ‘Oral Office’ after a meeting with president Scump.
<insert your own punchlines here>
Mitch McConnell meets with president Trump to discuss the midterms.
Slap some eyebrows on a hard boiled egg and you have yourself a Stephen Miller.
Very stable genius boards plane … get gramps his meds Ivanka! The eyes have it!
Let Them Know
The following Republicans were in the room when Donald Trump called Haiti & Africa “shitholes” …
-Sen. Lindsey Graham – @LindseyGrahamSC
-Rep. Kevin McCarthy – @GOPLeader
-Sen. David Perdue – @sendavidperdue
-Sen. Tom Cotton – @SenTomCotton
-Rep. Robert Goodlatte – @RepGoodlatte
let them know what you think of their ‘silence’ on the matter …
… or get off the pot time
an interesting read from Chris Weigant …
Republicans Should Pass an AUMF or Stop Complaining
Republicans are currently in a frenzy over Syria. This frenzy spread quickly across the entire party — governors, members of Congress and (of course) presidential candidates. But for all their noise, I notice there is not a single voice crying out to actually change anything in the most concrete way they have at their disposal. Republicans hold both houses of Congress. They are fully able (but, obviously, not fully capable) to pass an Authorization for the Use of Military Force (AUMF) bill which would direct President Obama on how to wage war with the Islamic State in Syria, Iraq and elsewhere. So the answer to any wild plan any Republican proposes (and, already, there are too many of these to list) on what to do about the Islamic State or Syria has to be: “Well then, why don’t you write up an AUMF with that idea and put it on the president’s desk?”
Mostly, Republicans just want to whine that Obama’s not doing a good enough job. Or he’s not talking tough enough. Or he’s not using pet Republican phrases when he does talk. Or that 3-year-olds are a terror threat. Or whatever (again, the list of complaints is too long to fully document here).
For each of these complaints, however, there’s the same easy answer: Put it in an AUMF, and get it passed through Congress. Think you can run the war better? Then lay it out in a document. Write your own war plan. Set out goals and ways to achieve those goals. And put the idea before Congress and before the public. Republicans don’t really want to do this, because they know (1) that things could go very wrong with any war plan, and (2) that they really don’t have much of any answer that is better than what Obama’s already doing.
Dana Milbank of the Washington Post zeroes in on the fact that Republicans have no real plan, just a lot of clichés:
So would the GOP leadership consider something that would be a major change in strategy: U.S. combat troops on the ground?
“I do not think any option should be taken off the table,” [Paul] Ryan said. “I think all options should be placed upon the table.”
One option not on the table, apparently: coming up with an idea of what to do to beat Islamic State. Obviously President Obama’s strategy — whatever it is — doesn’t seem to be doing the job. But the only thing the opposition seems to agree on is that he should do something else that works better — preferably something that leaves us shoulder to shoulder on the path forward, putting all options on the table as we root them out with courage and resolve.
Cliché is a substitute for rigorous thinking, and the legislature has not been doing a lot of that. Obama sent Congress a draft Authorization for the Use of Military Force in February, and nothing happened. Similarly, Congress did nothing in 2013 when Obama dumped on lawmakers the decision about whether to attack Bashar al-Assad’s regime in Syria for using chemical weapons.
Republicans in Congress aren’t the only ones with no clue what to do (beyond offer up clichés). Ben Carson just wrote an op-ed for the Post explaining his Syria war strategy that is downright incomprehensible. Don’t believe me? Try reading it.
Almost all of the presidential candidates on the Republican side keep coming up with brilliant ideas — to do things that Obama is already doing. They are doing nothing more than restating Obama’s war plan, in essence. They all say they’d do a better job of it, and criticisms about the effectiveness do indeed have a point. But none of them really have anything new to propose that would radically change the battlefield in any meaningful way.
There is, astonishingly, no widespread call from the Republicans for large numbers of American troops on the ground. I say “astonishingly” because in years past Republicans have always been for more troops, pretty much at the drop of a hat. Now, Lindsey Graham seems to be the only one calling for large numbers of American troops in Iraq and Syria.
This reluctance to vastly expand the war against the Islamic State is precisely the reason why Republicans in Congress aren’t calling for a new AUMF bill. Nothing was stopping them from passing one when Obama first acted in Syria. He even (as Milbank pointed out) asked them for a new AUMF in February. Nothing has stopped Republicans from passing any AUMF at any point in the meantime. And yet they still haven’t even discussed it, much less proposed an actual war plan.
Republicans seem to not be interested in taking any ownership for this war in any way. They’d apparently much rather just whine that Obama’s doing it all wrong. This is truly an abdication of duty, in the face of the enemy.
We have four sitting senators on the Republican side running for president. So why don’t Macro Rubio, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham or Rand Paul introduce a draft AUMF to explain precisely what should be done? They’re running for the job of commander-in-chief, after all. By not laying out their war plan now, they are in essence saying that it won’t matter what happens in Syria or Iraq until January of 2017, when they’re sworn into office. That is, again, an abdication of responsibility, for over a year’s time.
There is nothing stopping Congress from acting. There is nothing stopping any Republican in Congress from starting a groundswell of public support for a new war plan. Think Obama’s bungled things? OK, then what would you do? Where’s your plan?
Until such a movement begins on the Republican side, they have lost all credibility on complaining about the way the war’s being waged. To me, they’ve forfeited their right to complain altogether. If you won’t offer your own plan, then all you’re doing is putting the whole thing on Obama’s shoulders; and if that’s the case, then you’ve already had your chance to have your say.
Obama wants Congress to get involved. He asked them to do so in February. They ignored him. They refused to come up with their own plan. They refused to go on record stating whether a no-fly zone was the way to go, or tens of thousands of American soldiers on the ground, or any other possible military strategy. They simply do not have the courage of their own convictions.
So the next time a journalist interviews any Republican (or Democrat, for that matter) who is critical of the way Obama’s handling Syria, I’d love to hear the followup question: “So why don’t you put that idea into an Authorization for the Use of Military Force, pass it through Congress and put it on the president’s desk?” Because if they can’t answer that basic question, the rest of what they have to say is nothing more than grandstanding for political gain.
Chris Weigant blogs at: chrisweigant.com
Follow Chris on Twitter: @ChrisWeigant
gibberish o’ the day–the ‘wtf r u talkin’ bro’ edition
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said on ‘Fox News Sunday’ there is a 91 percent chance he will run for president in 2016 …
91? …
not 89, 90 or even 92? …
91 … how the hell did you come up with the number Lindsey? …
The best guess I got is either you took a Facebook quiz (you know, “Douchebag Wannabe, or Epic Winner?” – click here to take the quiz), or asked ‘yer bestest pal Johnny <shakes fist at clouds> McGrumpypants for his advice …
Well, as long as ‘yer using reliable sources for ‘yer info before making these decisions …
wow, the clown car is filling up big time for 2016 over on the right …
part of me loves this bunch, lol, I mean, as a blogger I thought 2012 was a clown car wreck, 2016 is shaping up to be “CLOWN CAR WRECKALOOZA” … yeehawwwww!, bring it on!
“bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb mccain …”
It’s now official folks, John ‘I’m A Fuckin’ War Hero, Ya Know’ McCain has completely and totally lost his bloody mind …
Or, at least what little was seemingly left of it …
He’s also, once again, shown his true colors …
Those of a war monger, a Neocon wannabe, a wholly owned subsidiary of the military industrial complex, and a man whose Viagra is war …
During his interview on Morning Joe this morning McGrumpypants was at best incoherent and at worst completely out of his mind spewing forth his latest word salad arguments …
He was insulting the questioners, rambling incoherently, factually bereft (lying through his teeth)and spewing even more of his usual war pig bullshit …
The warmongers are back, in force people …
And then he suggested that we need to bring back Petraeus, Crocker, et al to run the show because “they won the war in Iraq before” …
Or that the situation in Iraq today “poses an immediate and existential threat to America” …
WTF J-Mac????? …
Give me a fucking break you angry, demented, irrelevant old fool …
What fucking reality are you living in? …
Remember Johnno, we’ve heard all this shit and fear-mongering from you and your chicken hawk friends before, and look where that got us all …
Trillions is debt, a teetering economy, thousands and thousands dead, several countries, including the good old USA, in financial (and political) ruin, and a reputation across the thinking world as an imperialist bully …
Yeah, the world needs more of that …
P.S. John … the agreement to “leave Iraq” was instituted and signed by yer’ buddy “W”, NOT president Obama, he was just following an already existing plan, and doing what he promised the American public he would do … end the war …
Also, yesterday, McGhoul’s sidekick/lapdog Lindsey ‘Yes Man’ Graham said that another 9/11
was imminent because of the present situation in Iraq …
Yuppir kids, he went there … He really did …
The latest developments in Iraq have prompted leading GOP war mongers to call for immediate action …
Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., voiced security concerns, urging U.S. involvement as militants turned their sights on Baghdad …
“I have never been more worried about another 9/11 than I am right now,” a hyper-ventilating Graham exclaimed as he clutched his pearls …
Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., echoed that concern, calling this “the gravest threat to our national security since the end of the Cold War.” …
Rudy “noun, verb, 9/11” Giuliani is probably high-tailing it over to Faux Noise for his latest grab at notoriety at this very moment …
And I have no doubt at all that Donald Dump, Rush Limpballs and Glenn Dreck, bloviators in chief for the GOP/Teabag army, are foaming at the mouths at this latest opportunity to inflate their so obviously under-sized man-parts while panting and ranting about “Obama’s latest failure and obvious fecklessness” …
These guys must think that The Shrub, Rummy, the big bad Wolfowitz and Little Dick are still somehow in charge …
…
Need I remind these morons again that Iraq and Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11 …
Remember guys? … that was part of “The Lie” …
I think it’s high time we rolled out the personal “attendants” and issued Johnny and Lindsey their drool cups and ‘Grampers’ …
It’s time to put these two out to pasture once and for all …
Before these fools drag America into yet another ‘Vietnam’ …
Once is enough I think …
Just sayin’ …
P.P.S. … a quick sound-bite straight form the horse’s ass mouth …
So … Johnny … which is it? … you can’t have it both ways …
a peak inside the bubble …
a great cartoon by tom tomorrow …
and in a related “story” (see: fable, lie, fantasy) …
McCain, Graham blame Obama for fall of Fallujah
By Russell Berman
Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Saturday blamed the Obama administration for reports that the Iraqi city of Fallujah had fallen to al Qaeda forces.
McCain and Graham had been vocal critics of President Obama’s decision to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq by the end of 2011, and they called the reports of al Qaeda gaining control in Fallujah and elsewhere “as tragic as they are predictable.”
“While many Iraqis are responsible for this strategic disaster, the administration cannot escape its share of the blame,” the Republicans said in a statement. “When President Obama withdrew all U.S. forces from Iraq in 2011, over the objections of our military leaders and commanders on the ground, many of us predicted that the vacuum would be filled by America’s enemies and would emerge as a threat to U.S. national security interests.”
“Sadly, that reality is now clearer than ever,” McCain and Graham said. “What’s sadder still, the thousands of brave Americans who fought, shed their blood, and lost their friends to bring peace to Fallujah and Iraq are now left to wonder whether these sacrifices were in vain.”
read entire article here …
oh my, miss L’s got the vapors … again
Miss Lindsey to Tea-Party: “Oh, please, please don’t primary me …
I promise that I’ll do whatever you want”
these guys haven’t learned a friggin’ thing with all their obstructionism or the shutdown/debt ceiling crisis …
and this just proves that they don’t give a shit about their country, only their own self interest and personal gains matter at all …
Miss Lindsey Vows To “Block Everything Until I Get My Way” … Again
Amid the sense of gridlock that has become the norm in the U.S. Senate, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is now threatening to block every single nomination from the Obama administration until he gets what he wants on Benghazi — again.
On Sunday evening, CBS’ 60 Minutes aired a new report on the attack in Benghazi, Libya that took place last year, examining the nature of the attack, which analysts are now calling pre-planned. This differs greatly from the early days and weeks after the attack, when members of the administration were still attempting to find out what went wrong and what led to the deaths of four Americans, including Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens.
In that light, and still on the hunt for a White House cover-up, Graham was on Fox News on Monday, advocating for yet another look into the tragedy, echoing the demands of the most conspiracy-minded members of the House of Representatives:
GRAHAM: So I am calling for a joint select committee. But for God’s sake, let the House have a select committee where you get three or four committees together to look at this situation as one unit rather than stove piping. And where are the
survivors? 14 months later, Steve, the survivors, the people who survived the attack in Benghazi, have not been made available to the U.S. congress for oversight purposes. I’m going to block every appointment in the United States Senate until the survivors are being made available to the Congress. I’m tired of hearing from people on TV and reading about stuff in books. read more here …
want some cheese with that whine sir?
“We won’t be the last political party to overplay our hand. It might happen one day on the Democratic side. And if it did, would Republicans, for the good of the country, kind of give a little? We really did go too far. We screwed up. But their response is making things worse, not better.”
– Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC).
yeah, right …
this coming from the party that turned a blowjob into a constitutional crisis …
fuck you lindsey …
you made your bed now lie in it …
a truly typical response from a lying coward when he sees his own self-inflicted doom rapidly approaching …
here’s what you deserve to get for this latest “screw up” lindsey …
turtle boy makes his move … ms.lindsey tells the truth … oops
Senator McConnell Seeks Flexibility in Looming Spending Cuts.
Source: nyt/reuters
Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell said on Tuesday he favored replacing deep, across-the-board spending cuts set to begin on Friday with a more flexible approach that would be carried out by President Barack Obama’s administration.
“I would be happy to give the president more flexibility and rely on the agency heads” to decide which specific programs should be cut to achieve $85 billion in reductions between March 1 and September 30, McConnell told reporters.
Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid swiftly batted down the idea, saying that tax increases must be part of any replacement for the so-called sequestration.
read more here …
of course he does …
by all means, let the president identify what to cut so that POTUS bears the blame …
NICE TRY TURTLE …
the only flexibility the gop wants it to stop the defense cuts …
they want it all on the shoulders of programs that actually help people in need …
and his idiot protégé, ms. lindsey sums it up perfectly …
“… but every decision he’ll make, we’ll criticize.”…
and how is that any different from what your gang has been doing for the last 4 years? …
it is what you do best after all ms. lindsey …
lindsey graham …
we salute you …
WTFville Chronicle 
