B R O K E A. F. !!!

TRUMP, BROKE AF

I don’t wanna say “told ya’ so” but … fuckin’ told ya’ so!

Turns out, famed NY bloviator, bullshitter, traitor, serial sexual assaulter and con man, Donald J (Jobless) Trump has no money.

Fuckin’ knew it!!!  LOLOL


PAB, Episode ∞

Fuckface McCTraitorson, leader of the Grand Old Chucklefucks party, to give presser claiming TOTAL innocence and vindication, after losing all his money & assets due to his own criminality, stupidity and hubris.

PRESSER sans shroom TRAITOR TRUMP

#TraitorTrump #GuiltyAF #GrifterTrump #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump

New At The Trump Store Today!

Hey! Calling all MAGA hat wearing racists, homophobes and dirt stupid yahoos alike!
Are you a card carrying member of Bad Touch Donnie’s really white, really pissed off Cult 45? …
Maybe yer’ a cuck to Vanilla Isis? …
Perhaps you are a tobacco chewing, hate spewing, poor spelling, basement dwelling, impotent (dickie no risey Jim-Bob), militia-poser-Nazi-wannabe enamored with (that means you really like that shit Cletus) the teachings of Y’all-Qaeda?
Are you a really vulgar, really factually bereft (that means ya’ got none Bubba), Teavangelically Infected ‘Moran’ who believes that ‘yer country has gone to shit because all those ‘others’ took that awesome job outta yer’ 6th grade educated, racist, homophobic tiny little hands?
Or, maybe, yer’ just an ignorant, bigoted, petulant, insecure, petty, impotent and small dicked loser like the president himself …
Whatever the case may be, you can’t miss out on this bigly offer.***

*** this is an actual item available online from Resident Dump’s House of Grift website.
This fucker will be the death of satire.