Fuckface McCTraitorson, leader of the Grand Old Chucklefucks party, to give presser claiming TOTAL innocence and vindication, after losing all his money & assets due to his own criminality, stupidity and hubris.
#TraitorTrump #GuiltyAF #GrifterTrump #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
It’s been a hella shit week for the soon to be late Russian asset(stay away from Russians, tea and windows Donnie) …
and it just seems to get worse by the minute.
The crowds are thinning somewhat at the latest “Hatefest in a Field”® Nazi get togethers, and while the campaign(?) maintains that “the crowds are in the tens of thousands with long lines of thousands more just outside, unable to get in”, the reality is that you’ll get more people for a Junior C hockey game, on a Wednesday night, when it’s –43 C, in North Buttfuck, Alberta, with the local lads taking on the local volunteer fire department, than the Velveeta Raccoon has seen at any of his pestilence promenades in months.
And, you can hear it in that lil’ bitch, whiny, sing-songy, condescending, “I’m a giant fucking asshole, and proud of it!” voice he does when he slips into his Shecky Scump routine, during his 2 hour plus victimhood diatribes and anthems of impotence tour.
Ever since they made public (ONLY because he’s an insecure, attention whoring dimwit who can’t shut his fucking mouth) that he STOLE Top Secret dox and stuff and was keeping them in Melania’s panty drawer and some other dank, dark box, he’s been even more creepily twitchy and lie-ey than usual. He’s become a walking, talking (okay, mostly whining) poster boy for the old “You scared, bro? You seem scared” meme.
Ex-White House squatter, Komrade McLiarson, seen here at his latest ‘Rally’
lie-bragging and whining like the little bitch he is. (hover pic for descriptions/credits)
The week also saw the introduction of the newest line from the Trump Store with the sneak peak/tease of his new line of Depend Undergarments for Really Big Hombres (over 239 LBs). Big boy showed off the new Trump approved line of men’s nasty wear, and brought the full load (he always was a show off) to his latest liefestbullshitacusapalooza on whatever obscure TV channel(?) he’s being shown on these days.
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The diaper wasn’t the only thing he floated during the interview as he repeatedly hinted that he may run again in 2024.
and because Putin has the tapes …
Oh=, and let’s not forget the whole State Secret Salesman of the Year, winner for 2022,
and potentially 5 years running (AG Merrick Garland is reviewing the ‘ratings’ as we speak) .
And, of course, the week ended as it always does …
with the Grift O’ the Day .
It’s fallen and it can’t get up.
Donald Trump, seen here preparing his remarks regarding the situation in Ukraine.
Donald J (Jobless) Trump is today hurriedly preparing his remarks regarding the situation in Ukraine. Torn between his lover Vlad’s hold over him and what real humans with feelings tell him is “the right thing” the twice impeached, thrice divorced, always insecure pile of blubbering flesh was heard to mutter, repeatedly, “why me? why meeee???? waaaaahhh, it always sucks for me, and that’s not faaair … waaahhh.”
Meanwhile, down at Maralagofuckyerself, or Bedbugminster, or wherever the fuck the twice impeached, two time loser of the popular vote, perpetually broke morally AND financially, 4 time UNAIMOUS winner of “Worst President Ever!”, morbidly obese,bankruptcy artist and serial sexual assaulter, Donald J Scump, (‘J’ for JOBLESS) is hiding from law enforcement these days …
Mood: ”Feeling cute today … might just go start a civil war or something.”
FLORIDA Today, at the soon to be bankrupted Maralagofuckyerself Golf and Cunty Club, in Palm Beach Florida, on the latest edition of “Florida Man – Hold My Beer” the new hit show over on OANN, about a deeply indebted, delusional old man who spends his final days telling tales of the fantastical to anyone who will listen and lie-bragging about events and accomplishments that never took place, our ‘hero’, Donnie Two Scoops imagines himself to be the president of his own, personal. make believe village and declares to the world that “it is so !”
NEXT WEEK: Part 1 of 157 of:
“IVANKA – The Indictment Chronicles”
In a related matter, the architectural renderings for the “New Southern Whiter HouseR” have been ‘leaked’, and kids, it’s a beauty.
Many people are saying it’s gunna be the best Whiter HouseR ever.
Here’s the first look at the next “Trump Wonder of the WorldTM.’
ALSO … BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR:
“DJTJ –THE TRAITOR TOT COCA EXPRESS”
The newest 12 part mini series from Bannon/Putin ProductionsTM that details the rise and fall of a sycophantic coke head in search of the love of a father who is incapable of giving it. Also starring Dimberly Tinfoil as herself, and featuring a special cameo appearance by famed Russian super escort ‘Melania’.
Sniffles the clown goes golfing!
Trump says he will host Brazilian President Bolsonaro at Mar-a-Lago this weekend
So, Maralagofuckyerself is where the command post in the fight against coronavirus is?
Well kids, it’s Friday and you know what that means.
Yep, @realDonaldTrump is probably headed to Bedbugminster or Maralagofuckyerself, and it’s time for “Under The Bus Motherfucker!” with your host Fat Donnie Badtouch.
Who will he toss under the bus this week to save his aging, lying orange ass?
Will it be that pompous, prevaricating prick Pompeo?
Will it be Lindsey Graham boy toy, Jared ‘the daughter-wife-beard’ Kushner?
Will it finally be the always pious, never human, constantly condescending Mikey ‘the Russia Whisperer’ Pence and his boss M.O.T.H.E.R.?
Or will the dumb fuck just continue on with the whole “Hey everybody, look at me! I’m self-impeaching!” rant that has been on display for the last month or so and continue to incriminate himself at every opportunity?
Stay tuned …
Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language. 65+
Farce/Tragedy/Horror/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty fuckin’ skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.
Rated ‘R’ for ridiculous | Ages 65 and up |
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