Daily Reminder: @realDonaldTrump is fucking nuts and @HillaryClinton was 100% spot on about his supporters.
He’s BROKE AF! and he has the country’s secrets. He WILL sell them, and we ALL know it.
Lock him up, NOW.
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #GOP #Trump #TrumpIsBroke #TrumpIsBrokeAF #DEPLORABLES
Also, as always, FUCK TRUMP!
“Bring out your brain dead! Bring out your brain dead!”
Yo! MAGA!
Yer’ boi is havin’ another racist, lie-brag filled skeezfest/display of desperate impotence and victimhood! He gunna whine like the pussy ass bitch he is, with ALL the hits!
“Build the wall!” “Lock them up!” “I DON’T shit my diaper!” “It’s NOT a mushroom!” “I’m not really into golden showers.” and all your faves. Listen up Cletus, it’s time to git yer’ angry, unemployed, incel ass down to whatever fuckin’ field he’s not gunna pay the rent on this weekend and get that man some of yer’ hard earned cash! He’s broker than Kid Rock’s career and needs all the Rubles he can grift! That Top Secret dox money only went so far, ya’ know. So go grab sister-cousin to sell some of her meth stash, take in the empties, and let’s buy some fuckin’ hats, k, Billy-Joe-Ray-Bob? The ‘billionaire’ needs that $45, bad.
Fuckface McCTraitorson, leader of the Grand Old Chucklefucks party, to give presser claiming TOTAL innocence and vindication, after losing all his money & assets due to his own criminality, stupidity and hubris.
#TraitorTrump #GuiltyAF #GrifterTrump #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, aka Rudy Colludy; Rudy Deludey; Rudolph 911iani; Moscow Snitch; Trump’s cock-holster; “the Hump”; and “that fkn traitor that hangs on Trump’s dick”, is an American demagogue, grifter, serial sexual assaulter and disgraced ex-lawyer who served as the uber-racist, self-serving, 107th mayor of New York City from 1994 to 2001. He previously served as the United States Associate Attorney General from 1981 to 1983 and the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York from 1983 to 1989. Now, he’s a Trump shill and sycophant, desperately trying to stay out of prison.
Editor’s Note: Good luck with that, pal! LOL
Rudy, seen here, at a recent presser where he and his cohorts lied and grifted their greasy asses off, again.
* 9 time Winner of “d-bag apocalypse: Outstanding Performer”, 3 time “Asshat of the Month” and 2 time finalist in the “D-Bag of the Year”
another take on the Velveeta Raccoon (Putting the POS in POTUS, daily!)
Just in from “Florida Man – Tears of Impotent Rage department” …
Is there anyone out there who can make this whiny, little, pussy ass bitch just stfu for a few minutes?
Please????
Anyone??
Talk about a professional victim.
That boy’s mama raised a pussy!
People who bought this crap also liked this other crap …
You might also enjoy this product from the Trump personal care product line …
or “Here we go again, with the fuckin’ dimbulb patrol! Fuck me!!!”
Danielle Smith (in red, of course) seen here doing what she does best … being an out of touch, reality denying grifter and Scump wannabe.
Okay kids, buckle the fuck up!
Here we go again.
Yep, COVID’s back, and the RWNJ’s that run this province have decided that less science (but hey don’t worry, science is still ok, kinda, just not too much of it), and a little more Jeebus, ‘alternative theories’ and “an opening up of the types of treatments” are where Danielle the MAGAt wannabe Smith is taking her cues in case of any future “health issues” … oh yeah, and she and her buds, and ONLY they, will decide on everything that concerns said future (like now) “health issues”. Who needs science when there’s money to be made.
From the bigoted, homophobic, treasonous douchenozzle that brought ya’ “men are disposable”, “collusion is not a crime”, “truth isn’t truth”, “Welcome everyone, to the Four Seasons” and “Jewish men have small cocks”, now we get the inside scoop on what makes Rudy “America’s Nightmayor” in a story so predictable, so dumb and so larcenous that it could only be about Scump sycophant Rudy “the shirt tucker” Giuliani …
Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language.
65+ Farce/Tragedy/Horror/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.
Rated ‘R’ for ridiculous | Ages 65 and up | 
Borrowing lines from Mussolini and Hitler and adopting a ‘tude from Pol Pot, ‘Soon-to-be-fucked-Florida- Man’ summons his full Fascist/Nazi this weekend at his Gravy Seals rallies.
Be afraid America, be very afraid.
He’s fkn serious about this stuff, and his idiots WILL vote!
Trump’s Threat to Handle the “Vermin” Is Straight Out of the Nazi Playbook
On Saturday at 10:25 a.m., he posted on Truth Social: “In honor of our great Veterans on Veteran’s Day, we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American dream.” Then, at a rally in New Hampshire later that day, he repeated those words essentially verbatim, promising to “root out the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country”, and then doubled down on it: “The real threat is not from the radical right, the real threat is from the radical left, and it’s growing every day, every single day. The threat from outside forces is far less sinister, dangerous, and grave than the threat from within. Our threat is from within.”
Fuck this guy!
He’s a Nazi in every fkn sense of the word. Aim higher, America.
Welcome to the New Republic of Gilead …
It shall be known as Trumpistan.
Pay attention!
There WILL be tests.
Lots of them!
And rules.
Lots and lots of rules.
A few examples …
And we’ve got a whole shitload of other regressive, antiquated, punitive laws scheduled for next year, so buckle the fuck up, kids!
It’s about to get ugly.
sooo empty …
The new MTG bio drops any time now …
there aren’t enough LOLs or ‘FAKE NEWS’ warnings to cover this puppy off …
“Spew baby, spew!”
The largemouth ass (Micropenis shroomicus) is a gas-lighting, bloviating malignant narcissist in the Sleazoarchidae (scumfish) family, native to the eastern and south-eastern United States (predominantly Florida – figures, huh?), southeastern Slovenia and northern Russia.
It is known by a variety of regional names, such as the Donald, bigmouth ass, lying scumbag, traitor, POS, Twitler, the Slobfather, Florida man, Incarceration Adjacent, Cadet Bonespurs, Coward of the County, Don Petty & the Shartmakers, shithole Donnie, the Lyin’ King, the Shroominator, Bunker Inspector, Butterball 6XL5, Dimbulb Donnie, the Deadbeat Don, Sniffles, Rapey the clown, ‘the twice impeached, thrice divorced, 4 times indicted, inmate number P01135809’, Pooty’s Puppet, Kim’s Dim, pee-tape Pete, the Mighty Golden Shower Ranger, and most recently, ‘the defendant’.
ps to whomever did the original ps on this, ty, ty and ty!
Sidney Powell has agreed to a plea deal with Futon County, Georgia, prosecutors over charges brought against her in a sprawling RICO case
in which former President Donald Trump and 17 others have also been charged for allegedly meddling in the state’s 2020 election results.
RUH ROH, DONNIE!!!
“And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I’ll say it clear
I’ll state my case of which I’m certain
I’m soooo fucked!”
Dimbulb Donnie, knowing the end is near and long-term imprisonment a certainty, takes the time to say goodbye to the last of his dated and truly tacky belongings.
“Bye gilded toilet, bye cheap Russian linen tablecloths, bye Melania …”
Another day, another 43 “Truth” Antisocial pretend Tweets from Dimbulb Donnie as he starts to enter full “Scared AF about prison” mode.
This shit just never ends.
Fuck, I hate this prick.
#FuckTrump
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
Tonight, on FTT …
Renowned GQP serial marital affairs aficionado, leader of the 2020 Sedition Caucus, and Large Mouth Ass O’ The Year 4 years running, Empty Greene has been turfed from the Q-bot CONgressional Qawcus. like the spent dishrag she is. Hopefully they’ll do Bobo the clown next. And while we’re at it, can someone grab that sparrow armed waif/prick Josh ‘the Swallower’ Hawley on the way out, and dispose of that cowardly, mealy mouthed, sedition curious, unkempt piece of extruded human refuse in the nearest trash bin. That’ll surely help MAGA.
FROM THE NEW HONK, HONK COLLECTION by Tamara the Leech
It’s been a hella shit week for the soon to be late Russian asset(stay away from Russians, tea and windows Donnie) …
and it just seems to get worse by the minute.
The crowds are thinning somewhat at the latest “Hatefest in a Field”® Nazi get togethers, and while the campaign(?) maintains that “the crowds are in the tens of thousands with long lines of thousands more just outside, unable to get in”, the reality is that you’ll get more people for a Junior C hockey game, on a Wednesday night, when it’s –43 C, in North Buttfuck, Alberta, with the local lads taking on the local volunteer fire department, than the Velveeta Raccoon has seen at any of his pestilence promenades in months.
And, you can hear it in that lil’ bitch, whiny, sing-songy, condescending, “I’m a giant fucking asshole, and proud of it!” voice he does when he slips into his Shecky Scump routine, during his 2 hour plus victimhood diatribes and anthems of impotence tour.
Ever since they made public (ONLY because he’s an insecure, attention whoring dimwit who can’t shut his fucking mouth) that he STOLE Top Secret dox and stuff and was keeping them in Melania’s panty drawer and some other dank, dark box, he’s been even more creepily twitchy and lie-ey than usual. He’s become a walking, talking (okay, mostly whining) poster boy for the old “You scared, bro? You seem scared” meme.
Ex-White House squatter, Komrade McLiarson, seen here at his latest ‘Rally’
lie-bragging and whining like the little bitch he is. (hover pic for descriptions/credits)
The week also saw the introduction of the newest line from the Trump Store with the sneak peak/tease of his new line of Depend Undergarments for Really Big Hombres (over 239 LBs). Big boy showed off the new Trump approved line of men’s nasty wear, and brought the full load (he always was a show off) to his latest liefestbullshitacusapalooza on whatever obscure TV channel(?) he’s being shown on these days.
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The diaper wasn’t the only thing he floated during the interview as he repeatedly hinted that he may run again in 2024.
and because Putin has the tapes …
Oh=, and let’s not forget the whole State Secret Salesman of the Year, winner for 2022,
and potentially 5 years running (AG Merrick Garland is reviewing the ‘ratings’ as we speak) .
And, of course, the week ended as it always does …
with the Grift O’ the Day .
Well, Comrade Qevin dropped his new ‘GFY ‘Murica’ missive…
It’s fallen and it can’t get up.
Some pics that were done for Twitter …
What can I say? It’s been a fuckin’ week, ya’ know?
Your 2022 Team Treason Playing Cards have arrived.
We are pleased to announce the first 8 cards in the set.
Many more to follow.
ALL yer’ treasonous faves!
* with sincerest apologies to O-Pee-Chee and Topps Cards, both of which I am a huge fan of.
Audio tapes have emerged revealing Sen. Lindsey Graham praised Joe Biden as “the best person to have” as president in the wake of the January 6 attack while criticizing Donald Trump for his rhetoric.
Graham made the remarks on January 6, 2021, soon after the mob of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol.
“We’ll actually come out of this thing stronger. Moments like this reset. People will calm down. People will say, ‘I don’t want to be associated with that.’ This is a group within a group,” Graham said. “What this does, it’ll be a rallying effect for a while, where the country says, ‘We’re better than this.'” Graham is then asked if Biden would be able to make that happen, to which the senator replies: “Totally.” “He’ll maybe be the best person to have,” Graham says.
“I mean, how mad can you get at Joe Biden?”
from Newsweek
Oh Lindsey …
You gots a yuge problem now Bucko!
The fat kid’s comin’ for ya’ now, and we all know how much that shit scares ya’, right?
Plus, with John gone, and Big Daddy Shroomnazi about to publicly rip you a new orifice, who are you gunna fluff and fetch for now?
Everybody in D.C. has seen your act, so there may not be many ‘job openings’ for a terminally scared, stammering, shivering, ex-Trump-humper and ‘shroom shiner/professional sycophant.
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This week’s episode:
Morning breaks, and so does a sex tape …
and the public responds. …
Ruh Roh!
pretty soon, Qevin McCarthy is asked about it …
as expected, Susan Collins shows concern 
and Madison surveys what’s left of his career.
All in all, a pretty shit day.
NOTE: I could give a fuck who Madison is stuffing his parts into, what sickens me no end about this reprehensible POS is the blatant hypocrisy he exudes daily as he attacks the very tribe he seems to be a part of.
In a moment beautifully reminiscent of his father, Justincredible Trudeau FINALLY told the UCP to fuck off …. and they’re losing their barely functioning minds over it. Fuck ‘em! He’s had to listen to 7 years of his cabinet being shouted down as ‘bitches’, hearing ‘Fuck Trudeau’ and ‘Trudeau the dictator’ had gravel thrown at him and too many more horseshit moments to recount here, and I kinda like a PM who will finally just say it like he feels it … BRAVO SIR! …I think 7 years showed a restraint I myself would not be capable of.
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