Then it must be the GOP impeachment team.
And nobody even got a damn hummer this time.
Here we go again, America.
Fuck these guys!
Vote every last one of these clowns out at the first opportunity.
Literally, the entire planet is counting on it.
James ‘Chucklefuck’ Comer (left) seen here discussing the Biden Impeachment plans with renowned Ohio pedo enabler Jim ‘the Shower King’ Jordan.
President Joe Biden, aka Dark Brandon, has decided to let the public decide which of the three truly realistic portraits of ex-president, twice impeached, thrice divorced, God only knows how many times indicted by this writing, Russian asset/traitor/seller of top secret dox they would like to have hung in the White House. (the portrait, NOT the ex-president)
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They all seem so life like, it’s hard to choose.
Yo! Cletus!
You kept yelling “Let’s go Brandon,”
Well, it looks like Brandon’s been going pretty hard,
after 20 bloody, wasted, death filled years …
Picture from AP
THIS WEEK: “Whine Like The Petulant Fuckin’ Baby You Are”
So, the unemployed, retired welfare queen/trough slurper who is currently residing, on the government dime down at Bedbugminster, has sent out another of his rambling, largely incoherent, completely irrelevant, fake presidential ‘missives’ …
But wait! There’s receipts!
(there always is with the gang that couldn’t shoot straight.
(these dumb fucks NEVER do their homework)
AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS ADDERALL FUELED, DEMENTIA ADDLED, WHINYFUCKIN’ THAT MORON THAT HE IS NOT THE PRESIDENT!!!
OOPS!
GIANT FUCKIN’ OOPS THERE, HUH, DIM DONNIE?
MORE OOPS!
AND THE STUPID JUST KEEPS ON COMIN’ …
THE OOPS NEVER STOPS (I told ya’, these assholes fk themselves at every turn)
There’s always the receipts.
Meanwhile, over at Bedbugminster …
Disgraced dementia patient Dim Donnie Trump patiently awaits his “reinstatement notice”
Oh yeah, the border has been a mess for 50 years and was actually made MUCH worse with several Trump policies, the economy is recovering better than anyone expected thank you, AND I’m not even gunna get into the Trump Covid response …
Facts matter.
P.S.. 81,000,000 > 72,000,000 – It’s math Don, math. That’s legit AF, pal.
President Joseph R. Biden, seen here, not golfing.
WASHINGTON,D.C. Joe Biden is working today. That’s it. That’s all the news for now. Watch this space for updates..
Alrighto kids! This is about to get good.
And by good I mean totally fucking bonkers, bat shit crazy.
Georgia decides the senate tonight …
The GOP is intent on blowing themselves the fuck up tomorrow during Treasonapalooza 2021 by pretending that the dimwit in the oval actually won …
Aforementioned dimwit is blowing himself the fuck up at every opportunity with threatening mob boss wannabe phone calls and Tweets AND losing what very little is left of his coke/Adderall addled brain (strictly a rumor, I have NOT actually done any rails with the pres, so don’t @ me ‘n shit, k? ), but many, many people are saying … trust me …
Oh yeah, and — JOE FUCKIN” BIDEN IS #46, BABY!—
So …
you all know what that means, right?
Yeppirs!
Who gets it this week?
My money’s on the human QTip, Mike ‘Slurper’ Pence, acting vice president of the GOP states. Stay tuned.
And be sure to tune in next week for what we hope will be the final episode of this clusterfucktirefireapalooza series of truly unfortunate events we like to call ‘the Trump Presidency’.
Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language. 65+
Farce/Tragedy/Horror/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.Rated ‘R’ for ridiculous | Ages 65 and up |
Time magazine does this …
Der Spiegel does this …
Europe’s biggest news magazine, Der Spiegel, has branded Donald Trump “Loser of the Year” in a lengthy article criticizing the president’s refusal to concede the US presidential election to Joe Biden.
Der Spiegel said that the president was “a man who … was never concerned with the common good, but always with one thing – himself.”
So, of course, Dim Donnie Two Scoops, acting president (IMPEACHED), responds with this stream of lack of consciousness.
and then this asshole goes full treason and retweets this bullshit …
LOCK. HIM. THE. FUCK. UP! NOW! Before it’s too late.
FUCK YOU DONALD J. TRUMP!
FUCK YOU 2020!!
Yo! Donnie!
Tillerson called you a f*%$ing moron. Several who have left have called you “infantile” “stupid” “petty.”Are they ALL dumb? Really?
If so, that may be why you were just fired.
It turns out that you really, really suck at being ‘boss’.
ps don’t be helping yourself to anything that isn’t yours on the way out, And leave the keys, k?
WASHINGTON Former acting-president Dim Donnie Two Scoops announced today that he “ain’t leaving the White House, and NO_ONE can make me!” in response to questions from the media. He then held his breath and stared straight ahead.
K-lie Maganinny, Whiter House spokesliar immediately hurried the press out and informed them that “the president will be holding his breath until Joe Biden comes to his senses, does what’s right for the American people, and lets Donnie the Magnificent stay on as president indefinitely.”
Debate TL;DR:
PROUD BOY PRESIDENT PROVING PENILE PROCLIVITIES PERMANENTLY PAUSED, PREVARICATES, POUTS AND POSTURES.
(Translation: Donald Trump was a dickless, lying, whiny little bitch – as usual) .
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Forget every other parameter
In November the choice will be between decency, and indecency.
It’s simple.
@JoeBiden 2020, return to decency, because that’s who America really is.
Isn’t it?
Like I said, simple.
“If it weren’t for those damned bone spurs …”
Deep State
In the age of Trump, we all need to remember what is real, what really matters, what empathy looks like.
What truly makes America great.
Joe Biden took his granddaughter to the movies in Georgetown last night.
On his way out he stopped to speak with a homeless man.
‘I’m not exactly sure what he gave the homeless man, but he appeared to write something down on a piece of paper inside the movie theater, which he then proceeded to give the homeless man outside,’ Caleb Baca, the man who took the picture, told the news station.
A bystander took this candid shot.
Character is about what you do when no one is watching.
I’m so going to miss this President, his family, the Bidens …
I’m going to miss the eight years of class, dignity, empathy,wisdom, steadiness, brains …
But most of all, I’m going to miss going to bed at night knowing that everything is going to be okay when i wake up, for me, for my kids, grandkids, everyone.
Thank you sir.
Biden: “C’mon man, you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled “SECRET” and leave it in the oval office desk.”
Obama: “Joe”
Biden: “Let’s be eating Burritos when he turns up”
Obama: “Joe”
Biden: “And be wearing massive sombreros”
Obama: “Joe”
Biden: “Ok but what about the orange face paint”
Obama: “Joe”
Joe: I left a Kenyan passport in your top desk drawer….
Obama: Joe, you didn’t …
Joe: … and I left a prayer rug on your bedroom floor …
he is going to flip the f#%k out!!!
Obama: Joe … umm … actually, that’s pretty funny man … lol
what happens when Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Vice President Joe Biden do not go to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
and guess who the new job would go to? …
a quick reminder to the right-wingers, baggers, birthers, ditto heads and low info faux noise blatherers:
if you are so freaking sure that you want to impeach president obama, then at least stop for a second and remember who would succeed him as commander in chief …
oh yeah … THIS GUY! 
keep in mind, you bat shit crazy right-wingers, the next time you want to make a “big fucking deal” out of benghazi and want to talk about impeaching obama …
then you would have a man in office who, among other things:
came out and supported gay marriage BEFORE president obama did …
has had an “F” rating from the nra throughout his years in public office …
is currently spearheading the effort for gun control …
(after voting in 1994 for the assault weapons ban)
had a 100% rating from NARAL, Pro-Choice America …
authored the “Violence Against Women Act” …
blocked robert bork from the supreme court, as head of the judiciary committee …
believes in a single payer health care system …
stood strongly against ronald ray-gun’s star wars initiative …
voted against the gulf war in 1991 and afghanistan in 2001 …
was instrumental in the passage of “obamacare” …
also instrumental in the first recovery act and oversaw the implementation …(considering how much money was spent and how little we have heard with respect to corruption – that’s amazing)
a key and pivotal player in laying down the groundwork for the repeal of DADT …
worked with the senate in approving the nuclear treaties with russia …
kicked lyin’ ryan’s ass on national television in front of millions of people …
and he’s against Keystone XL! …
oh yeah, and did i mention that the peeps just LOVE this guy …
this is really all about hillary in 2016 …
if they can demonize benghazi, they demonize hillary …
and they’re in that mode right now, believing that if they say it enough times people will believe their lies about benghazi …
they impeached clinton over a blow job and they’re trying to impeach obama on an alex jones/glenn beck inspired conspiracy theory …
and yet, not a fucking whisper about impeaching little dick and the shrub for lying america into two illegal, immoral wars that cost the lives of thousands of troops, countless civilians, bankrupted the economy and eroded america’s status internationally? …
get real, gop …
fuck off …
where’s that “jobs plan” you guys have been spewing on about the last 3 years? …
and let’s not forget crazy eyes bachman, queen of the bagger doucherocket patrol, in all this …
“9/11, Benghazi Were God’s ‘Judgment, So We Must Hold Day Of Prayer On Sept. 11”
“It’s no secret that our nation may very well be experiencing the hand of judgment. It is no secret that we all are concerned that our nation may be in a time of decline. If that is in fact so, what is the answer?” Bachmann asked. “The answer is what we are doing here today: humbling ourselves before an almighty God, crying out to an almighty God, saying not of ourselves but you, would you save us oh God? We repent of our sins, we turn away from them, we seek you, we seek your ways.”…
fuck me, it’s great(?!?) to be back …
the holiday was great, even managed to slay a few dragons and stalk the mighty chinchompa while the chimp and i took our little hiatus, but there’s d-bags to debunk (as always), so it’s back to work …
cya tomorrow …
and yes, the “d-bag of the week” AND the “ass clown of the month” awards are right around the corner
UPDATE:
Issa: ‘An Act Of Terror Is Different Than A Terrorist Attack’
(TPM) House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-CA) on Monday disputed President Barack Obama’s assertion that he attributed last year’s deadly attack in Benghazi, Libya to terrorists, arguing that an “act of terror” is a different characterization than “a terrorist attack.”
“The President sent a letter to the president of Libya were he didn’t call it a terrorist attack even when in real time the president of Libya was calling this a pre-planned Sept. 11 terrorist attack,” Issa said during an interview with Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly. “So I think when you look at official correspondence from the President through the acting ambassador to the president of Libya, which came out in our hearing and was testified to under oath, the words that are being used carefully — like you just said, act of terror — an act of terror is different than a terrorist attack.
seriously? …
we’re supposed to allow these wingnuts into the conversation? …
we’re supposed to negotiate with these people? …
you gotta be fucking kidding me …
this guy, and any others who talk like this or behave in this manner need first to get a full, court ordered psych exam and then just do society as a whole a giant favour and lock ‘em up …
i’m all for free speech, but isn’t uttering threats still against the law? …
and i have the feeling that this asshole is just the beginning …
this is going to get a whole lot crazier before it gets any better …
truly sad …
click pic to play video …
right click and “save target as” to download …
Unhinged Tactical Response CEO threatens to ‘start killing people’ over Obama’s gun control
The CEO of a Tennessee company that specializes in weapons and tactical training is threatening to “start killing people” if President Barack Obama moves forward with gun control measures.
In a video posted to YouTube and Facebook on Wednesday, Tactical Response CEO James Yeager went ballistic over reports that the president could take executive action with minor gun control measures after the mass shooting of 20 school children in Connecticut last month.
After the Drudge Report likened Obama to Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin on Wednesday, pro-gun conservatives expressed outrage over the idea that the White House could act without Congress.
“Vice President [Joe] Biden is asking the president to bypass Congress and use executive privilege, executive order to ban assault rifles and to impose stricter gun control,” Yeager explained in his video message. “Fuck that.”
“I’m telling you that if that happens, it’s going to spark a civil war, and I’ll be glad to fire the first shot. I’m not putting up with it. You shouldn’t put up with it. And I need all you patriots to start thinking about what you’re going to do, load your damn mags, make sure your rifle’s clean, pack a backpack with some food in it and get ready to fight.”
The CEO concluded: “I’m not fucking putting up with this. I’m not letting my country be ruled by a dictator. I’m not letting anybody take my guns! If it goes one inch further, I’m going to start killing people.”
As The Atlantic noted on Wednesday, gun advocates can stop “freaking out” because Obama cannot ban assault weapons or close the gun show loophole without Congress.
The president, however, can take small steps like modernizing the background check system and limiting importation of assault rifles.
By Thursday morning, the video promising violence in response to gun control measures had been removed from Yeager’s YouTube page, but the link had not been removed from Facebook.
Calls to Yeager and Tactical Response were not returned by the time of publication.
Watch this video, uploaded to YouTube on Jan. 9, 2013.
from Raw Story
Joe Biden didn’t just win the debate,
Joe Biden invented a new way to debate liars
Vice President Joseph Biden of Delaware dropped the hammer on Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan on Thursday, and it was a powerful thing to see.
Anyone who tells you the vice presidential debate was a tie, or that Mr. Ryan prevailed, is trying to sell you a diamond mine that ain’t worth a dime. The ultimate impact and import of what went down during Thursday’s debate won’t be immediately known, but the simple fact is beyond dispute: Joe Biden owned the night, and owned his opponent, in a way rarely seen in modern debate history.
It was, in every respect, just what the doctor ordered for the Democratic presidential campaign: a high-energy, aggressive and fact-laden stand taken by a battle-scarred party elder who, for all time, dispelled any and all preconceived notions that he is some half-addled gaffe generator who cannot be counted on when the chips are down. Joe Biden came to play Thursday night, and the public works employees of Danville, KY, will be spending the next couple of days sweeping up little pieces of Paul Ryan because of it.
Biden – at times laconic, at times incredulous, at times simply pissed – gave a clinic on debate management over the course of 90 minutes. He left no stone unturned in attacking the weak points of his opponent’s arguments and general philosophy, handily managed to make Mitt Romney the absent and hopeless star of the show, and in the process delivered a rousing defense of both the Obama administration and Democratic Party principles that was deeply reminiscent of Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention. Mr. Biden’s presentation was, like Clinton’s, both folksy and factual, and – most important of all – he did not allow Mr. Ryan to slip even one lie into the conversation without covering it with bite-marks, bruises and blood.
Before the night was even half over, both Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh had tweeted that Mr. Biden was "bullying" Mr. Ryan. If this is any indication of how the GOP intends to spin the debate, and it surely is, the right will seek to make hay out of Biden’s demonstrably emotional approach to the debate, if for no other reason than to distract from the actual substance of the event. Mr. Biden laughed, he sighed, he shook his head, he raised his hands to the heavens in disgust, and he leveled an angry, accusatory finger at his opponent more than once.
This much is certain: what took place on Thursday night in Kentucky was a clinic, a deconstruction, a masterpiece, a thunderclap. The sun came up on Friday morning to shine upon a world that will never, ever underestimate Joe Biden again. For those who needed what he gave, it was a joyful noise indeed.
excerpts from eclectablog.com
but no-one summed it up more perfectly than one of my personal faves …
the rude pundit …
Joe Biden Throws Paul Ryan Off His Lawn:
Essentially, Vice President Joe Biden’s task at last night’s cut-Paul-Ryan-down-to-size party was to lay some dynamite at the Romney/Ryan roadblock and blow up the pile of garbage that they kept heaping. In less metaphorical terms, Biden called "bullshit" on the GOP ticket, repeatedly. A few random observations:
1. Biden’s best line: "[I]f they’d get out of the way, if they get out of the way and let us pass the tax cut for the middle class, make it permanent, if they get out of the way and pass the — pass the jobs bill, if they’d get out of the way and let us allow 14 million people who are struggling to stay in their homes because their mortgages are upside-down, but they never missed a mortgage payment — just get out of the way." There’s your mantra to Republicans, Democrats everywhere: "Get out of the way." One of the things Biden did most successfully was to demonstrate how empty and, yes, frightening the Republican vision for the country is. By bringing up Supreme Court nominations when asked about abortion later in the debate, Biden laid bare the stark contrast in the potential futures for the nation.
2. But the orgasm-inducing moment of the night was a trap that Ryan walked into like a red-shirted ensign sent down to an alien planet on Star Trek. Ryan criticized the 2009 stimulus, as is the wont of Republicans everywhere, even though it worked really, really well, and Biden eviscerated Ryan and his entire hypocritical party when he pointed out, "[Ryan] sent me two letters saying, by the way, can you send me some stimulus money for companies here in the state of Wisconsin? We sent millions of dollars…he writes me a letter saying — writes the Department of Energy a letter saying, the reason we need this stimulus — it will create growth and jobs. He — his words." Biden went at Ryan, sounding like a David Mamet character, like Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. He may as well have glared at Ryan and said, "Fuck you. That’s my name." It was the catharsis Democrats needed. If President Obama can get in a line or two like that next Tuesday, the race will be back to where it was before last week’s debate.
3. Biden laughed at Ryan constantly, and it pissed a lot of people off. Fuck them. It was the laugh of an old man who has heard enough bullshit to last ten lifetimes. Biden used to argue with Jesse Helms, one of the most craven, vile bastards to ever set foot in DC. He went toe-to-toe with Bob Dole. He was locked in a death match with Orrin Hatch for years. You think that Ryan was gonna throw anything at him that he hasn’t heard before? It was the laugh of someone who sees through the con and wants everyone to know that he gets the joke. Biden laughed because he wanted to degrade the lies and half-answers that Ryan gave, because he wanted to turn Ryan into a laughingstock.
4. Do Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan understand that they are not running for Congress? When moderator Martha Raddatz asked Ryan to give specifics on loopholes or deductions they’ll get rid of to pay for the big tax cut, the congressman dodged by saying, "[W]e actually want to have big bipartisan agreements." They want to present a framework to the legislative branch that Congress will fill in with walls and floors and some nice flowers on the side tables. How is that leadership? "We want to give everyone a big tax cut and pay for it by getting rid of enough deductions for the wealthy. You guys work it out." It’s like telling Israel and Palestine, "Okay, we want peace. Now, do it" and just leaving the room and hoping for the best.
By the way, you know who that approach didn’t work for? President Obama. Yeah, back during the health care debate, he gave a framework to Congress and told them to work out the details because he wanted a big bipartisan agreement on the basic goal. Nothing got done because Republicans didn’t give a fuck about the framework or the goal. The President ended up having to present a more detailed plan.
5. No, Ryan did not suck as badly as Obama did last week, but he did lose. He was unable to defend any policy or even offer policies when it came to Afghanistan and Syria. At times, he was a babbling accusation machine with nothing to say other than canned talking points that Biden, you know, laughed at. The only reason you’re seeing polls that call the debate a draw is because Democrats were honest about Obama’s performance. Republicans live a delusional world, as evidenced clearly by their candidates’ bizarre refusal to tell the truth about anything, and that delusion extends to judging debate performances.
6. Mostly, though, think of the debate this way: In 2008, Joe Biden, who smiled at Sarah Palin the way one does at a particularly precocious toddler, had to hold his fire for fear of seeming sexist or bullying to the then-governor. He got to unload on Ryan. And all those years in the Senate, all those years confronting presidents, all of it came to bear last night as he beat down Ryan viciously and mercilessly. Ryan is the perfect product of Republican America, someone who grew up in the Reagan era in a protected bubble, who learned at the knee of conservatives and worked for people like Sam Brownback, a man whose philosophy is a synthesis of cruel social conservatism and bastardized Ayn Rand. In other words, he is everything Joe Biden has fought against. Of course Biden was gonna cut off this puffed up punk at the knees. That Ryan asshole brought up a fatal car crash in front of the guy who lost his wife and daughter in one. Shit, when it was done, you half-expected the Vice President to brush his shoulder.
It is probably Biden’s last time on the big stage. Give the bright-toothed guy his victory lap.
from the rude pundit
“the judges score joe on his performance …
and mr ryan went …
more on the debate in the morning …
WTFville Chronicle 