They’re BA_ACK!!!
and
It’s ON!!!
CALLING ALL TRAITORS!
GIT’ THOSE TIX NOW!
Tag: matt gaetz
NEXT!!!
Now that Felicia Santos has been removed from the trough and kicked to the curb, my money is that next up is Matty the underage female enthusiast/Venmo master, and that Qev MacCarthy’s Pissy Bois gang will run him off the hill shortly … fingers crossed, huh?
Then, I’m givin’ even money that ole’ QevMac says “FUCK ALL, Y’ALL!!!” to the GQP and quits on them in a huff, as Qev is wont to do, leaving them with a razor thin majority and total fkn chaos … as usual.
Can’t wait! </s>
Scummy and Stare “The Fleece Goes On”
Dear <insert deity of your choice HERE>, please lock these two sedition curious tire-fires up.
BREAKING … BALLS!
— JUST ARRIVED —
A new Cucker Snarlson – Pisstank Matty Adventure starring @TuckerCarlson and his mentally deficient sidekick mattgaetz .
It may be their greatest adventure ever – with cameos by NICKIMINAJ @kirstiealley @jonvoight that fkn Pillow dude and @ScottBaio !
It’s a story about balls, but aren’t they all, really?
I know, right?
Soooo excited.
It’s like a who’s who of who fucking cares.
like a Trump rally , but with less Covid.
When you need a distraction from years of crime …
The Case of Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Balls
Republicans in Support of Domestic Terrorism Present …
NOTE:
GOP Reps. Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Paul Gosar and Marjorie Taylor Greene are to hold a presser outside the DOJ “demanding answers on the treatment of Jan. 6 prisoners.”
Three of the four participants at this event Gosar, Greene, and Gaetz have long been suspected of helping the domestic terrorists with the attack. Gohmert is a QAnon follower who has been one of the most vocal Republicans in downplaying the attack.
The enemy within.
CPAC 2021 “Two Scoops Revenge!
“CHRISTMAS ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR …
FOR MAGAts, Proud Bois, Q-Bots and KlanKKKids,
THIS IS IT!!!
AND IT’S GUNNA BE A
VERY, VERY WHITE CHRISTMAS!
CPAC 2021!!!!
CLICK PIC FOR LARGER VIEW
New Gaetz Bio Drops Today …
WASHINGTON Long time Trump sycophant and drunk driving enthusiast Matt ‘Pisstank’ Gaetz, everyone’s favorite projectile vomiter and Ivanka whisperer releases what many feel is a waste of paper and cheap cardboard today. He will be at the local Publix in Buttfuck Falls, Florida today, mask-less, clueless, soulless and hammered to sign copies for his adoring fan. Anyone wearing Viking horns, American flag face paint and fur will receive 2 tequila shots with Matt and a 5% discount on both the book and the tequila. Bring an AR-15 and receive an extra 5” off! Pay in RUBLES or Bitcoin will receive an amazing 5% EXTRA discount!
Bring the kids! … Bring Grandma too! … FREE COVID for EVERYONE!!!
Piss tank update …
It’s finally here MAGAts! …
Under the Bus Motherfucker … the ‘Dim Donnie Dumps the DUI Diva’ Edition
Well, it’s a day late, but hey, better late than never huh?
Today’s lucky sacrificial lamb is …
none other than D.C.s favorite DUI King …
Matt the Splat Gaetz!
“Gaetz is not welcome at the White House nor is he encouraged to attempt to talk to the president.” Trump retaliates against Gaetz’s decision to vote for the War Powers act.
According to a report from the Washington Post, Donald Trump is furious with Rep.Matt Gaetz (R-FL) for voting with the Democrats to limit his war powers and now the White House is shutting out the lawmaker who is mostly known for being one of the president’s most avid defenders. “Trump fiercely complained about Gaetz after aides informed Trump that his office had sent the email backing the resolution.”
Know Yer’ Gop – Playing cards
This week’s ‘Know Yer’ GOP’ playing cards have arrived.
First up, the king O’ DUIville himself …
also on tap for today is Lindsey the SC Suckup Graham …
… and be sure to watch out for Lindsey’s new book, “Rubles, Rent Boys and Russia – My Life As A Trump Cuck”, coming soon (like Lindsey always does)
New Releases
Just arrived at the Trump Store …
WTFville Chronicle 