Next time you hear a Republican tell you the world respects criminal defendant Trump, share this with them.
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Category: d-bag apocalypse
Dim Donnie and the Deplorables D-bag Alert
Daily Reminder: @realDonaldTrump is fucking nuts and @HillaryClinton was 100% spot on about his supporters.
He’s BROKE AF! and he has the country’s secrets. He WILL sell them, and we ALL know it.
Lock him up, NOW.
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #GOP #Trump #TrumpIsBroke #TrumpIsBrokeAF #DEPLORABLES
Also, as always, FUCK TRUMP!
Here come the carrot ferrets!
As the weekend approaches, here is youβre weekly warning to watch out for incresed numbers in your local carrot ferret populations.
And remember people, spay and neuter your conservatives. We canβt have these fuckers running rampant and wild again.
CALLING ALL TRAITORS!!!
βBring out your brain dead! Bring out your brain dead!β
Yo! MAGA!
Yerβ boi is havinβ another racist, lie-brag filled skeezfest/display of desperate impotence and victimhood! He gunna whine like the pussy ass bitch he is, with ALL the hits!
βBuild the wall!β βLock them up!β βI DONβT shit my diaper!β βItβs NOT a mushroom!β βIβm not really into golden showers.β and all your faves. Listen up Cletus, itβs time to git yerβ angry, unemployed, incel ass down to whatever fuckinβ field heβs not gunna pay the rent on this weekend and get that man some of yerβ hard earned cash! Heβs broker than Kid Rockβs career and needs all the Rubles he can grift! That Top Secret dox money only went so far, yaβ know. So go grab sister-cousin to sell some of her meth stash, take in the empties, and letβs buy some fuckinβ hats, k, Billy-Joe-Ray-Bob? The βbillionaireβ needs that $45, bad.
PAB, Episode ∞
Fuckface McCTraitorson, leader of the Grand Old Chucklefucks party, to give presser claiming TOTAL innocence and vindication, after losing all his money & assets due to his own criminality, stupidity and hubris.
#TraitorTrump #GuiltyAF #GrifterTrump #TraitorsSupportTraitorTrump
Friday’s MAGA Moment …
Apparently, Trump is now opening his show with the song “I Believe I Can Fly” … and the MAGAts seem to love it.
God made what???
So, in a move that was, I guess, to be expected, Scumbag/traitor/tiny penis enthusiast, Donald J. (Jobless) Trump releses a video β¦
and trust me, itβs as fucked up as it sounds β¦ 40 something minutes of lies, blasphemy and just plain idiocy that seem to have landed squarely in the Jim Jones βHey, who wants Kool-Aid??β zone.
Now, Iβm an atheist and even I get this is nonsense and grifting β¦
unfortunately millions wonβt β¦ and these fuckers are gunna vote, so, yβall better get off yerβ asses, put down the fkn lattes and GOTV!!
NOPE!
If there was a God, she sure as fuck wouldnβt do this.
Shocked, I tell ya’, shocked!
BREAKING: Trumpβs businesses received $7.8 million from 20 foreign governments during his presidency, according to documents released by Democrats on Thursday.
Most of the monies came from or through China which is, coincidentally*, exactly what the GOP is accusing Biden of. Oops!
* as in βno fucking way it happenedβ
also see: gaslighting, bullshit, propaganda, GOP and traitors
Karma Update:
Todayβs asshat:
Rachel Powell
J6 defendant. Was on strict house arrest for 3 years. Sentenced to another 51 months in prison.
Now whining about it on βXβ and βBullshit Antisocial’
BOO FUCKINβ HOO!
CRIME, MEET TIME.
Trump For Prison ‘24
Instead of Trump 2024, how about we make it Trump 20-24 yrs?
Be afraid, America. Very afraid.
Take that stank to the bank!
Trumpβs droppinβ three new stanks for his followers!
Git βem now MAGAts!
People who purchased the above βproductsβ also bought these fine products!
Know Yer’ GOP – Cancun Nights Edition
Rafael Edward Cruz (/kru:z/; born December 22, 1970) is a Canadian born,
pretend-American politician and pseudo-Nazi propagandist pretending to serve as
the junior United States Senator for Texas. He was the runner-up for the
Republican presidential nomination in the 2016 election, proving once and for all that only black Democrats need to be born in the United States to be president.
Ted is an avid Pornhub enthusiast and has been known to spend long evenings at
the office ‘tucking in his shirt’, often several times in an evening. Like I said, avid.
Ted is also a bloviating coward/phone banker (ask Fat Donnie and Heidi) and a
compulsive liar who never met a dollar he wouldn’t swallow for. (again, ask Fat
Donnie and Heidi). Ted has no friends because he’s a caustic, self-serving prick and because with all those βlate shiftsβ, no-one ever wants to get very close. Often seen in the proximity of
Rudy 911iani, Russian oligarchs, a certain traitor known as βthe βShroomβ, and pretty much anyone with a buck.
Know Yer’ GOP 069 of β
If it walks like a clown, and talks like a clown …
Then it must be the GOP impeachment team.
And nobody even got a damn hummer this time.
Here we go again, America.
Fuck these guys!
Vote every last one of these clowns out at the first opportunity.
Literally, the entire planet is counting on it.
James βChucklefuckβ Comer (left) seen here discussing the Biden Impeachment plans with renowned Ohio pedo enabler Jim βthe Shower Kingβ Jordan.
Trump Team Treason Trading Cards!
TODAY! In Ass clown news β¦
Trump drops his latest grift β¦ more pretend trading cards β¦ not real cards, like NFTs only somehow less, so β¦
my take β¦
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpIsNotWell #Trump
Know Yer’ GOP: Rudy Giuliani*
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, aka Rudy Colludy; Rudy Deludey; Rudolph 911iani; Moscow Snitch; Trumpβs cock-holster; βthe Humpβ; and βthat fkn traitor that hangs on Trumpβs dickβ, is an American demagogue, grifter, serial sexual assaulter and disgraced ex-lawyer who served as the uber-racist, self-serving, 107th mayor of New York City from 1994 to 2001. He previously served as the United States Associate Attorney General from 1981 to 1983 and the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York from 1983 to 1989. Now, heβs a Trump shill and sycophant, desperately trying to stay out of prison.
Editorβs Note: Good luck with that, pal! LOL
Rudy, seen here, at a recent presser where he and his cohorts lied and grifted their greasy asses off, again.
* 9 time Winner of βd-bag apocalypse: Outstanding Performerβ, 3 time βAsshat of the Monthβ and 2 time finalist in the βD-Bag of the Yearβ
“So much chinning …”
another take on the Velveeta Raccoon (Putting the POS in POTUS, daily!)
NEXT!!!
Now that Felicia Santos has been removed from the trough and kicked to the curb, my money is that next up is Matty the underage female enthusiast/Venmo master, and that Qev MacCarthyβs Pissy Bois gang will run him off the hill shortly β¦ fingers crossed, huh?
Then, Iβm givinβ even money that oleβ QevMac says βFUCK ALL, YβALL!!!β to the GQP and quits on them in a huff, as Qev is wont to do, leaving them with a razor thin majority and total fkn chaos β¦ as usual.
Canβt wait! </s>
“COWARD DOWN!!! COWARD DOWN!!!
Just in from βFlorida Man β Tears of Impotent Rage departmentβ β¦
Is there anyone out there who can make this whiny, little, pussy ass bitch just stfu for a few minutes?
Please????
Anyone??
Talk about a professional victim.
That boyβs mama raised a pussy!
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People who bought this crap also liked this other crap β¦
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You might also enjoy this product from the Trump personal care product line β¦
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS BLOWOUT SALE!
Ass Clown Moments From the Hill
Todayβs GOP β βWeβll bite your dick, if given the chance.β
You canβt make this shit up β¦
U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin rose from his seat and challenged Teamsters President Sean O’Brien to a fight, before the committee chair stepped in defuse the confrontation.
The verbal sparring began after Mullin, an Oklahoma Republican, paraphrased from a June tweet posted by O’Brien about the senator: “What a clown, a fraud. Always has been, always will be. Quit the tough guy act in these Senate hearings. You know where to find me. Any place, anytime cowboy.”
After yesterdayβs antics on the hill, we get this β¦
On a RWNJ/MAGAt βpretend radio show, the clown show rolls onward and downward.
Markwayne Mullin: And by the way, Iβm not afraid of biting. I will bite.
Q: Biting? Mullin: Iβll bite 100%. In a fight, Iβm gonna bite. Iβll do anything. Iβm not above it. And I donβt care where I bite by the way.
The Vermin King
Borrowing lines from Mussolini and Hitler and adopting a βtude from Pol Pot, βSoon-to-be-fucked-Florida- Manβ summons his full Fascist/Nazi this weekend at his Gravy Seals rallies.
Be afraid America, be very afraid.
Heβs fkn serious about this stuff, and his idiots WILL vote!
Trumpβs Threat to Handle the βVerminβ Is Straight Out of the Nazi Playbook
On Saturday at 10:25 a.m., he posted on Truth Social: βIn honor of our great Veterans on Veteranβs Day, we pledge to you that we will root out the Communists, Marxists, Fascists, and Radical Left Thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country, lie, steal, and cheat on Elections, and will do anything possible, whether legally or illegally, to destroy America, and the American dream.β Then, at a rally in New Hampshire later that day, he repeated those words essentially verbatim, promising to βroot out the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our countryβ, and then doubled down on it: βThe real threat is not from the radical right, the real threat is from the radical left, and itβs growing every day, every single day. The threat from outside forces is far less sinister, dangerous, and grave than the threat from within. Our threat is from within.β
Fuck this guy!
Heβs a Nazi in every fkn sense of the word. Aim higher, America.
Still Empty After All These Years
sooo empty β¦
The new MTG bio drops any time now β¦
there arenβt enough LOLs or βFAKE NEWSβ warnings to cover this puppy off β¦
βSpew baby, spew!β
The more you know … The Largemouth Ass
The largemouth ass (Micropenis shroomicus) is a gas-lighting, bloviating malignant narcissist in the Sleazoarchidae (scumfish) family, native to the eastern and south-eastern United States (predominantly Florida β figures, huh?), southeastern Slovenia and northern Russia.
It is known by a variety of regional names, such as the Donald, bigmouth ass, lying scumbag, traitor, POS, Twitler, the Slobfather, Florida man, Incarceration Adjacent, Cadet Bonespurs, Coward of the County, Don Petty & the Shartmakers, shithole Donnie, the Lyinβ King, the Shroominator, Bunker Inspector, Butterball 6XL5, Dimbulb Donnie, the Deadbeat Don, Sniffles, Rapey the clown, βthe twice impeached, thrice divorced, 4 times indicted, inmate number P01135809β, Pootyβs Puppet, Kimβs Dim, pee-tape Pete, the Mighty Golden Shower Ranger, and most recently, βthe defendantβ.
ps to whomever did the original ps on this, ty, ty and ty!
Kraken Down! … Kraken Down!
MAGA Lawyer Sidney Powell Pleads Guilty, Flips on Georgia Co-Defendants
Sidney Powell has agreed to a plea deal with Futon County, Georgia, prosecutors over charges brought against her in a sprawling RICO case
in which former President Donald Trump and 17 others have also been charged for allegedly meddling in the stateβs 2020 election results.
RUH ROH, DONNIE!!!
TL;DR: Trumpβs fucked!
And now … the end is near …
βAnd now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I’ll say it clear
I’ll state my case of which I’m certain
Iβm soooo fucked!β
Dimbulb Donnie, knowing the end is near and long-term imprisonment a certainty, takes the time to say goodbye to the last of his dated and truly tacky belongings.
“Bye gilded toilet, bye cheap Russian linen tablecloths, bye Melania …”
Straight Out A Con Man
Another day, another 43 βTruthβ Antisocial pretend Tweets from Dimbulb Donnie as he starts to enter full βScared AF about prisonβ mode.
This shit just never ends.
Fuck, I hate this prick.
#FuckTrump
#TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
Show Me The MONEY!!!
βGimme money!β in 3 β¦ 2 β¦ 1 β¦
You scared, bro?
You seem scared β¦
Happy Third Federal Indictment Day, dude!
Where In The World Is Rudy 911iani?
On todayβs episode of βd-bag apocalypseβ no-one seems to know where βAmericaβs Liarβ has gotten to β¦
Is he drunk in an alley somewhere, cuddling with Steve Bannon? Lindsey Graham? That Dr. Pepper swilling Kraken bitch? Or the pillow dude?
Did the little fucker flip on Scump?
I mean these two NY dirtbags are gunna race to the βdealβ faster than Fat Donnie McTraitorson tosses back charred steak and ketchup, and everyone, including them knows it.
RUN, RUDY RUN!!! As fast as those fat lilβ stumps will carry your drunken, jaundiced, ever-growing ass!
Groundhog Day: Trump Edition – New season starts
In keeping with the beginning of whatmaywill undoubtably be a years long event,βThe Apprentice β The Season Oβ Treason β Pt ll: The Finding Outβ is about to begin β¦Friday, July 23, 2023
BREAKING: The Guardian drops bombshell on Trump, reveals that Atlanta Fulton County prospector Fani Willis will hit him with a βsprawling racketeering indictment,β and β12 other peopleβ will be charged as part of Trumpβs βcriminal enterprise.β
So, we all need to learn some new terms β¦
Letβs start with β¦
The RICO Act
And itβs going to be Dim Donnie McTraitorsonβs new BFF!
What is the RICO Act, you might ask.
In 1970, Congress passed the RICO Act. The acronym stands for the βRacketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizationsβ act, and its establishment was intended to create a concrete set of laws to combat organized crime. The law made it a crime to be involved in racketeering activity as part of a gang or criminal enterprise.
Legally, racketeering activity is considered the act of acquiring business through illegal means or running a business as a cover to commit crimes in an organized fashion. RICO was originally put in place to prosecute and charge various Mafia families, but there are many crimes that fall under its umbrella.RICO crimes are federal, and the law allows both civil and criminal prosecutions. This means that the government can prosecute you and potentially imprison you, and anyone who was harmed by the crimes you committed can sue you for damages. If you are convicted in a civil lawsuit under RICO, you could be liable to pay triple damages to the plaintiff as well as their attorney fees.
You can also NOT BE PARDONED for these crimes.
WTFville Chronicle 