Ooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you …
– Lynyrd Skynyrd
@realDonaldTrump , seen here, crapping his diaper, again, as he leaves Maralagofuckyerself on his way to lie-brag and whine at his latest rubefest.
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BREAKING: Trump’s businesses received $7.8 million from 20 foreign governments during his presidency, according to documents released by Democrats on Thursday.
Most of the monies came from or through China which is, coincidentally*, exactly what the GOP is accusing Biden of. Oops!
* as in ‘no fucking way it happened’
also see: gaslighting, bullshit, propaganda, GOP and traitors
Today’s asshat:
Rachel Powell
J6 defendant. Was on strict house arrest for 3 years. Sentenced to another 51 months in prison.
Now whining about it on ‘X’ and ‘Bullshit Antisocial’
BOO FUCKIN” HOO!
The new lie filled, hate fueled, barely intelligible, scratch ‘n’ sniff, popup book from the chick crazy bitches look at and go, “That bitch is plain fuckin’ crazy!” has dropped.
Sidney Powell has agreed to a plea deal with Futon County, Georgia, prosecutors over charges brought against her in a sprawling RICO case
in which former President Donald Trump and 17 others have also been charged for allegedly meddling in the state’s 2020 election results.
RUH ROH, DONNIE!!!
Thanks to his old swervin’ and pervin’ pal, Rudy is “about to go through some things.”
Tossin’ Rudy 911iani under the bus in 3 … 2 … 1 …
Bet yer’ sorry you took that ‘job’ now, huh Rudy?
LOL, enjoy prison, Greasy! You’ve earned it, grifter.
Or, as we like to call it around here …
just another day in Scumpville.
“He’s behind me , isn’t he?”
With the latest, and I stress latest, indictments dropping any minute now, that rotund, Russian-adjacent retired guy from FLA needs some money … yours.
He sure begs a lot for $5 for a fkn billionaire. Just sayin’.
“Omg he’s actually invoking the Secret Telepathic Unilateral Pre-emptive Irreversible Declassification (S.T.U.P.I.D.) defense,”
Asha Rangappa, attorney, former FBI agent, and kinda awesome, no?
Trump in an interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity spewed his usual barrage of bullshit claims and fantastical thinking while defending himself amid the ongoing FBI criminal investigation into classified documents seized from his Mar-a-Lago residence.
Trump said last month’s FBI search of the property may have actually been in search of Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails.
“There’s also a lot of speculation, because of what they did, the severity of the FBI coming in, raiding Mar-a-Lago, were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted — but they are around someplace,” Trump said.
TL;DR: He has the emails and he got them from Russia
Trump during the interview also attempted to defend himself in thedocuments scandal, arguing that he could telepathically declassify documents.
“There doesn’t have to be a process as I understand it,” Trump said. “If you’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying, ‘It’s declassified,’ even by thinking about it *(1) because you’re sending it to Mar-a-Lago or wherever you’re sending it. (2) And there doesn’t have to be a process. There can be a process but there doesn’t have to be. You’re the president. You make that decision. So when you send it, it’s declassified. I declassified everything.” (2)
TL;DR: 1: He’s fucking nuts, desperate and guilty AF! …
Also, NOTHING was unclassified. NOTHING!
2: Where the fuck did he SEND IT? and who received it. <—Could someone please answer THIS!
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New CNN reporting: “Trump has specifically been counseled to cut contact
w/his former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows.”
Well, it’s Friday, so it’s time for Dim Donnie Dementia down at Bedbugminster
to toss someone under the bus, because Dim Bulb needs an alibi!
This week is no exception, and boy oh boy the stuff’s gonna be ALL over that fan,
because it looks like it’s gunna be everybody’s favorite turd statue, Mark Meadows.
Dim Donnie finally gets his 11780 … on a jump suit.
Down at Bedbugminster Grift and Cunty Club, the ex-president plans the strategy for his triumphant return to the
presidency and the Oval Office … this time for life! There is that pesky J6 thing, though ….
Nine time winner of the Douchebag of the Year AND Douchebag Apocalypse Outstanding Performer of the Year, renowned, exiled New York bankruptcy performance artist Donald J (Jobless) Trump is again hinting that he will run for president in the 2024 presidential election. No mention of who his running grifter will be yet, although my money is on Marsha ‘Big Hair’ Permstack, Sarah Failin, 4 time New York State Fair Swine Ball Removal Champion, Elise Stefanik, or his next wife, Ivanka Trump
Audio tapes have emerged revealing Sen. Lindsey Graham praised Joe Biden as “the best person to have” as president in the wake of the January 6 attack while criticizing Donald Trump for his rhetoric.
Graham made the remarks on January 6, 2021, soon after the mob of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol.
“We’ll actually come out of this thing stronger. Moments like this reset. People will calm down. People will say, ‘I don’t want to be associated with that.’ This is a group within a group,” Graham said. “What this does, it’ll be a rallying effect for a while, where the country says, ‘We’re better than this.'” Graham is then asked if Biden would be able to make that happen, to which the senator replies: “Totally.” “He’ll maybe be the best person to have,” Graham says.
“I mean, how mad can you get at Joe Biden?”
from Newsweek
Oh Lindsey …
You gots a yuge problem now Bucko!
The fat kid’s comin’ for ya’ now, and we all know how much that shit scares ya’, right?
Plus, with John gone, and Big Daddy Shroomnazi about to publicly rip you a new orifice, who are you gunna fluff and fetch for now?
Everybody in D.C. has seen your act, so there may not be many ‘job openings’ for a terminally scared, stammering, shivering, ex-Trump-humper and ‘shroom shiner/professional sycophant.
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This week’s episode:
Morning breaks, and so does a sex tape …
and the public responds. …
Ruh Roh!
pretty soon, Qevin McCarthy is asked about it …
as expected, Susan Collins shows concern 
and Madison surveys what’s left of his career.
All in all, a pretty shit day.
NOTE: I could give a fuck who Madison is stuffing his parts into, what sickens me no end about this reprehensible POS is the blatant hypocrisy he exudes daily as he attacks the very tribe he seems to be a part of.
In a moment beautifully reminiscent of his father, Justincredible Trudeau FINALLY told the UCP to fuck off …. and they’re losing their barely functioning minds over it. Fuck ‘em! He’s had to listen to 7 years of his cabinet being shouted down as ‘bitches’, hearing ‘Fuck Trudeau’ and ‘Trudeau the dictator’ had gravel thrown at him and too many more horseshit moments to recount here, and I kinda like a PM who will finally just say it like he feels it … BRAVO SIR! …I think 7 years showed a restraint I myself would not be capable of.
A new Cucker Snarlson – Pisstank Matty Adventure starring @TuckerCarlson and his mentally deficient sidekick mattgaetz .
It may be their greatest adventure ever – with cameos by NICKIMINAJ @kirstiealley @jonvoight that fkn Pillow dude and @ScottBaio !
It’s a story about balls, but aren’t they all, really?
I know, right?
Soooo excited.
It’s like a who’s who of who fucking cares.
like a Trump rally , but with less Covid.
Jason Kenney to Alberta:
“NO MASKS, NO MANDATES.
NO QUARANTINE, NO TRACING,
NO TESTING. NO PROBLEM!”
Albertans:
“NO WAY ME, OR GRANNY, SEE CHRISTMAS!”
Every day,the twice impeached, twice beaten like a stolen drum, compulsive liar and full time government assistance leech wanders down to his mailbox, eagerly anticipating his reinstatement to his old job …
and everyday, the box is empty, like his soul.
He still didn’t realize that he was never going back to his old job …
and that soon, prison would soon be his only destiny.
The former guy, still sporting his “Participant” ribbon from the 2020 election., checks his mail
RECAP: Lindsey Graham tries to get GA AG to toss legal votes to help out Trump | AG rats out fellow Republican Graham | Graham, of course denies it all vehemently and recalls totally different convo | RUH ROH! Witnesses!
TL;DR: Linds is fucked.
Maybe Lady G DIDN’T win his recent race … hmmm … let the speculation begin.
Lindsey Graham (R-SC) seen here ‘working the problem’ for his constituents back home
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger said that at least two members of his staff witnessed Sen. Lindsey Graham’s (R-SC) apparent effort to suppress the counting of legal votes in the state.
Raffensperger has told multiple media outlets that Graham had pushed him to throw out legally cast ballots.
“Sen. Graham implied for us to audit the envelopes and then throw out the ballots for counties who had the highest frequency error of signatures,” he explained to CBS on Tuesday.(RawStory)
Man, these clowns are like the Keystone Cops on crack. It’s just one shitshowtirefireclusterfuckapalooza after another. Thankfully this shit will be over in January.
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Troops arrive in Virginia for Operation SOS
Acting president Donald Trump just announced from a White House podium that he would be sending Navy Seals, Army Rangers and whatever other really cool dudes he could round up to Virginia to protect their spuds in what he calls ‘Operation SOS’ (Save Our Spuds).
TRUMP: “We’re going after Virginia, with your crazy governor, we’re going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away. You’ll have nobody guarding your potatoes.”
Trump’s head set to explode in 3 … 2 … 1 …
After a day of non-stop rage tweeting and freaking out by the Velveeta Raccoon, the Michael Cohen dox have been released, Paul Manafort’s have landed as well …
and Fat Donnie responds with …
Haven’t dropped any snips the last little while and the folder is getting to be overflowing, so here’s some weekend snips for ya’ …
Meanwhile … in Canada …
so, this just happened …
Really???
Horseface???
Coming from ‘the president of the United States’?
Are you fucking kidding me? …
and then, she responds …
and then, she persisted …
looks like it’s your turn President Portabella …
take it away Tiny …
You just can’t make this shit up.
meanwhile, back in Chappaqua, New York …
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