As sure as Bob’s yer’ uncle, yer’ gunna want these babies!
The next three cards in the new 2023 season of treason collection.
I give you …
Tag: donald trump jr.
Trunt-Pac presents “Douchecon ‘22”
Tickets available soon, providing Ginni isn’t in prison … fingers crossed!
Team Treason Trading Cards
Hey MAGAts!
There hear!
Your 2022 Team Treason Playing Cards have arrived.
We are pleased to announce the first 8 cards in the set.
Many more to follow.
ALL yer’ treasonous faves!
Git’ ‘em NOW! Watch this space.
* with sincerest apologies to O-Pee-Chee and Topps Cards, both of which I am a huge fan of.
DJTJ Update
DJTJ Announces New Media Aggregator … no-one cares.
Raise a stink … at the Trump Store!
NOW YOU CAN OWN AND WEAR THE SAME SCENTS WORN BY THE VELVEETA RACCOON AND HIS GRIFTING FAMILY!
AND HERE THEY ARE!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
THIS!!! is the ONLY scent Big Daddy Scump wears, and it can be yours too!
Now, you too can smell just like a broke, lying, impotent, incontinent, old traitor!.
’SHROOM
The name really does say it all.
flaccid – Be Like Eric!
It’s finally here!
After years of painful therapy and counselling, Ivanka brings you her new perfume …
With a hint of daddy, a whiff of anger and just a touch of fear, Ivanka brings you …
Incest by Trump
Need we say more?
Skank – the closest thing to the true scent of a washed up Eurotrash rent a wife.
Wear it today, and start looking for your own goldmine!
And finally, a new ‘aroma’ by Cokey McTraitorson.
It has been described as a cross between a pungent, overtly musky gym bag and Jeanine Pirro after a particular violent, post-alcoholic-binge, vomitorium session. Some have even described it as “smelling like Dimberly Tinfoil after about six ‘Glorias’.”
MAGAts who purchase these fine odors may also like the ever-classic
Desperate Impotence – by Trump
Call Now
Ask for Ivanka
A Day In The Life …
at Dumford and Sons …
Donald Trump Jr and his dimwit brother Eric suddenly realized that taking hunting advice from @ericswalwell and @tedlieu might not have been the best idea after all. They felt they may have been duped yet again by those pesky liberals. Damnit!
Eric Trump thought to himself “I’ll show Donnie and daddy I know how to be a man too! How hard could this ice fishing stuff be? I’m bringin’ home the dinner tonight!”
Kellyanne Conjob thought to herself “with all this surgery and botox and filler I just got, it is gunna be a great day at Dumbford and Sons, what could go wrong?”
Renowned piss-tank Matt Gaetz loved to show off at the congressional pool, but the day drinking was really starting to take a toll, and Matty had begun to realize that some of his decisions may not have been completely thought through. Still he shouted “Hey Mr. Trump! Look at me!!”
‘Screecher’ Pirro, as usual, was late …
A boy can dream …
You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometimes, well, you might find
You get what you need …
Jagger/Richards 1969
Opening Night …
Tonight …
PRESENTED by FAUX NOISE
“We just make shit up!” …
The world premiere …
CON-MEN – ORIGINS
MAGAts, get yer’ moms to set your alarms!
DO NOT MISS THIS MUST SEE EVENT!
Buy 4 or more tix for you AND your daughter-wives and receive a free life-time membership to DIM DONNIE DOTARD’S ‘WHITE CLUBR”
Also, EVERYONE who pledges complete and utter subservience to King Donald will receive their very own bottle of DESPERATE IMPOTENCE by TrumpTM
Smell just like Trump and “Take that stank to the bank”
USE SECRET SALES CODE “FAT FASCIST” and receive an extra bottle absolutely FREE!
MAGAt Alert System … “Git ‘em while theys hot!”
You can now buy Traitor Tot’s recently released attempt at a book, “Triggered”, for $2.39, with FREE SHIPPING.
It costs more than that to ship this waste of paper.
They are paying MAGAts, QBots and PGA’s** at a loss to them, to take it off their hands.
They could literally throw shit in a dumpster for cheaper.
It would be cheaper to buy the book and use it for the bottom of your bird cage to catch shit on than it would be to buy newspapers to use.
It would be cheaper to just walk by this homage to irrelevance and impotence in the store than pick it up for free, as the time it took to bend over and pick this literary trash up is already more valuable than the book.
But then, people might figure out that no-one had actually bought a copy, and how embarrassing would that be, huh?
LOL, tricked ya’!
These fuckers can’t spell shame, never mind feel it.
And that my friends, is why they are ‘on sale’ now.
Yer’ welcome!
Oh yeah, the list price was $30.00 a few weeks ago.
LOL
**PGA – Pussy Grabbing Aficionado
Perspectives …
Impeachment day update …
Resident Trump arrives at the Whiter HouseTM with his sons Eric (rear left) and Dong Jr. (rear right) to watch the Impeachment vote together before heading to tonight’s bat-shit crazy rally.
!!! MAGAt ALERT !!!
!!! TONIGHT … ROAD TRIP !!!
Snips, odds and ends
Traitor Tot seen here pretending he can read.
Life in the swamp – The Scump Years (SPOLIER ALERT: It was all about the micro-penis.)
DOJ IG Report released, and Barr again ‘clears’ his bud, because no-one else will.
Yeah, phew huh?
The country is in safe and secure hands … Fuck! We’re all gunna die aren’t we?
and, here we are kids … what could go wrong, right?
Oh, Melamine! Christmas at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Trump sycophant ‘Judge’ Jeanine Pirro arrives at work at the Fox News studio.
Just Arrived …
THE NEW SNITCH MCAWFUL LIEOGRAPHY
“CHUMP”
A story of treason, Russian hookers, urine and bad spray tans.
“A COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME, INK AND PAPER!” – New York Times
AVAILABLE AT …
NEW! Today!
JUST RELEASED!
ATTENTION: ALL MAGAts
IT’S HERE!
The new book that Donald J Trump Jr. is pretending to have written …
“IRRELEVANT”
NOW AVAILABLE AT
London Calling
“I don’t really give a fuck how much you paid for the new ‘kidneys’. Next time she wears a bra or you leave her at home. This is Buckingham Palace, NOT Maralagofuckyerself. Got it, pal? And tell her to stop smiling at me like that before I punch that fuckin’ smile all the way back to whatever shithole you two grifters rolled in from. K?”
Queen: What did you say happened to your first several wives?
Trump: I ate them, why do you ask?
Always hating to be outshone, Fat Donnie McTraitorson declared himself to be ‘Burger King of America’ and took his rightful place beside the Queen as he once again regaled the crowd with his wonderous tales of electoral college victory and passed out electoral maps to the kids.
It was that moment that daughter-wife Ivanka realized that her new ‘Sanitary Pads Chic’ hat line was probably doomed to fail miserably like all her other business attempts had.
I for one can’t wait for the new ‘Omen’ sequel. It looks scary AF!
Not wanting his wife to feel foolish Jared made everyone wear a hat from his wife’s new hat line. But it didn’t work because once she gets a pout on, only some ‘executive time’ with daddy and a big bag of stolen money would snap her out of it.
Everyone came from miles around, even Diaper Donnie, Lord of Douchebaggia showed up.
“So, that new daughter in law is nasty huh? I mean, I’d do her, but, she naas-tee!”
“I already grabbed some towels and a small painting, when she looks away grab that crown!”
Queen Elizabeth: ‘It’s okay to poop oneself at your age, Philip does it all the time, please help yourself to one of our free ‘Incontinent on the Continent Grampers™’.”
“I’m alright thanks, it’s just my new Trump Brand ‘Presidential Lifts’™, I’m not really leaning, I’m just getting taller. No-one can believe how tall I am. Nobody’s ever been this tall before. Not like that tiny little Obama … MAGA Lifts, Making Assholes Grow Again.”
COMING SOON
The new movie from Vladdy Putin Inc.
“I couldn’t stop cumming!”
Rush Limpballs for KKK Radio Networks
“I couldn’t start cumming!”
Kimberly ‘gold-digger’ Guilfoyle
“What’s cumming?”
Cucker Carlson
“If anybody’s cumming, that’ll be $350 extra – CASH ONLY pal!”
Melamine Scump
“How long are we going to prison for?”
Iskanka Scump
“I like trucks!”
Eric Trump
“I want my fucking money NOW Don! The kids food doesn’t buy itself you lying, cheating, homewrecking, tiny dicked motherf%$&er!!! And don’t bring that skank Scumberly anywhere near my kids again or I swear to God Donnie …”
Vanessa Trump
“He only worked for me for a very, very short time, I barely knew the guy, I think he was an errand boy or something like that.”
Donald J Scump, resident of the United States
The Heist
NOW SHOWING
At the movies …
Now Showing!
What’s on tonight
The Shady Bunch is an American horror/farce created by renowned autocrat and sociopath Vladimir Putin that aired from November 8th, 2016, to T.B.A. on Fox. The series revolves around a large group of grifters who move from living in a gilded tower of hate in New York City to Washington D.C. when the ‘father’, with the assistance of a foreign power steals the 2016 American presidential election and sets out to rob the country of every last fucking dime it has while simultaneously destroying everything in his path.
Airing constantly ad nauseum on CNN and Fox Noise the story follows the misadventures and hijinks of a large family of thieves and liars united by an insatiable desire for money, power and attention.
On tonight’s episode … Melania is back, & she’s pissed; Rudy meets a porn star he CAN love (well, afford); Sean Hannity drops everything to cheer up Donnie who is very upset that Robert Mueller is “always stalking him”: Traitor tot & his moron brother get indicted & Ivanka grabs the family Rubles & breaks it to the family that she’s moving to Sochi to be with her new beau Vladdy. Jared finally give in to his innermost feelings and loses his virginity to ‘Mikey P’ while ‘Mother’ watches (Michael Pence makes a special guest appearance as ‘himself’); Donnie professes his love for Hannity the manatee. (Warning: Intimate scenes between Donnie and Sean NOT suitable for family viewing – actually, to be honest, none of this clusterfuck of a performance is.)
Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language. 18+
Farce/Tragedy/SciFi/Adult
Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.
Rated ‘R’ for ridiculous | Ages 5 and up | 
Treason’s Greetings
White House Releases Trump Family Xmas Card
Elvis Trumpley
Trump kicked off the rally last night in Mississippi by comparing himself to Elvis Presley, Tupelo’s most beloved hometown son:
“I shouldn’t say this, you’ll say I’m very conceited, because I’m not, but other than the blond hair when I was growing up they said I looked like Elvis. You see that? I always considered that a great compliment.”
yeah, I can see it …
NOTE: this is NOT from the Onion … man, I’m getting really tired of saying that …
This land was made for you and me … but not these guys … definitely not these guys …
Caravan of immigrants now believed to be heading towards the United States.
Note:the one known as Traitor Tot (second from left) looks kinda middle eastern if ya’ ask me.
IMMIGRATION UPDATE:
just in case anyone’s keeping score …
Fred KKK Trump – immigrant
Mary Trump (she of the huge hair) – immigrant
Fat Donnie, a.k.a. The Glorious Leader, Sum Dim Phuc – anchor baby
Melania, a.k.a. Melanie, a.k.a. the soon to be ex- Mrs. Trump, a.k.a. ‘The Escort’ – immigrant
Barron (named after one of his pappies scams – how sentimental) – anchor baby
Melania’s parents – chain migration
Ivana – immigrant
The soon to be indicted Don Jr – anchor baby
Eric (“I like trucks, Gary Busey is NOT my pappy! … is he??”) – anchor baby
Sister wife Ivanka, a.k.a. Moscow Barbie – anchor baby
Trump is right, they’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.
Seeing as Tiffany is the only one in the entire herd that appears to be okay if Fat Donnie pulls off his ‘immigration/14th amendment/whites only please’ plans, she is probably gunna be real lonely when the whole band of gypsy grifters is deported, but hey, at least she won’t be going to prison and she won’t have to hang with these a-holes any longer, so that’s good huh Tiff?.
New at Madame Tussauds
Our newest exhibit …
“The Treasonists”
- – part of our new ‘To Russia With Gov.’ series –
The Velveeta Raccoon and his Escort Melanie are eerily human looking.
Mikey ‘the Bottom’ Pence and one of the whores he rode in on.
Sister wife Ivanka, Traitor Tot and Biff (Gary Busy lll) – Children of the Porn
Shrek Slanders – recites over 5200 random lies in an almost human voice
Sewer-rat Barbie – Alternative Human
TICKETS only $6.66 / 449.66 Rubles
Cash only, NO Credit
WARNING: Exhibits are not nearly as life-like as our usual works, but twice as scary.
Not suitable for family viewing.
What’s On Tonight! …
TONIGHT! … On The Dung and Breathless
Tonight’s episode: ‘The Girl With The Far Away Eyes’
Traitor Tot Donnie, already swamped with his own pre-prison preparations, takes his like 3rd or 4th wife and Kimberly, former star of ‘That Fox Bimbo Thang’ and ‘The Vacuous View’ takes husband number 13, or 14, or something like that. True love for sure … The Trump way™
Little brother Eric drops by with bags of Rubles for EVERYONE and sister wife Ivanka takes a quick trip to Sochi to check out her new digs. Even Melania from ‘Escorts ‘R’ Us’ makes it by and amazes the crowd with her rather emotionless and stilted rendition of the Marianne Faithfull classic ‘Broken English’ – who knew the escort could sing? Who knew?
Speaking of singing, ex-campaign-coffee boys Paul ‘Rubles please’ Manafort and Michael ‘the douche’ Cohen also start to sing … a lot!
This episode also features the long awaited duet by Rudy ‘911! 911!’ Giuliani and David Dennison, singing the Bone Thugs N Harmony classic “That’s Not My Baby”
Some violence, nudity, gay penetrative but consensual sex, ‘water sports’, treason, doucherocketry, racism and strong language. 18+
Farce/Tragedy/Sci-Fi/Adult
Warning: some pretty skeezy shit here, so set those PVR’s kids.
Rated ‘R’ for Russian | Ages 18 and up |
New this week at 
Breaking …
Cult member denies existence of cult.
Traitor Tot Pardon Leaks …
why is everything always “leaking” when this bunch is involved …
PREEMPTIVE PARDON of Donald Trump, Jr.
from whitehouse.org
It’s Treason I Tell Ya’, Treason.
Useful guide Not clapping = treason
Welcoming clandestine offer of stolen information from a hostile foreign government to your presidential campaign?
“That’s politics!”
– David Frum
Trump Tweets ‘That’s Politics!’ About Son’s Meeting With Russian Lawyer …
and, of course, as they are prone to do,Twitter responds …
and my personal fave …
And the winner is …
absolutely the best of the day has to be …
Pin Head with …
Pence Updates …
Dazed Mike Pence Wakes Up 15 Miles Outside D.C. After Asking God To Deliver Him From Evil
also happening in Pence world …
Panic Floods Mike Pence’s System Before Realizing Hand On Knee His Own
WASHINGTON—His heart racing in terror as he struggled to breathe, Vice President Mike Pence was reportedly flooded with panic Thursday before he realized the hand resting on his knee during a conference at the White House was his own. “Oh, thank God,” thought a visibly relieved Pence, wiping away the droplets of sweat that had rapidly accumulated on his forehead. “That was close. Just to be safe, I should always keep a healthy gap between myself and the person seated next to me from now on. But, honestly, it’s unacceptable for even my own hand to rest on my knee—it’s the first wicked step on the path to a life of whore-mongering.” At press time, Pence had instructed aides to bind his wrists behind his back at the beginning of every meeting. from the Onion
Also worth the read …
In Traitor Tot news…
and …
from the total douche-rocket, d-bag department …
New RNC Ad Endorses Roy Moore: ‘He’s A Scumbag, But He’s Our Scumbag’
WTFville Chronicle 
