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Bat Shit Crazy … “And it’s only Monday” Edition
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Self-proclaimed “firefighter prophet” and right-wing conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor: “during his second term in office, President Trump will release the long-secret cures for cancer and Alzheimer’s disease.”
Trump: Climate Change No Longer A National Security Threat
President Trump will remove former President Obama’s declaration of climate change as a national security threat, as part of his new national security strategy plan. In a break with two decades of military planning, President Donald Trump has eliminated climate change from his administration’s list of threats to national security. “We are declaring that America is in the game and America is going to win,” said Trump, who has previously repudiated global warming as a Chinese hoax.
Breitbart Reporter Warns Of ‘Increasing Occultism’ And Feminist Witches
Breitbart tech reporter Charlie Nash appeared on Breitbart’s daily radio program this morning to talk about what he believed to be a feminist-inspired witchcraft movement to cast evil spells on White House officials that is an “increasing thing under Trump.”
Nash went on to explain that if someone looks at the social media hashtag “#MagicResistance” he or she will see “a lot of people who are actually starting to try and hex the president and people in the White House.” Nash said that people trying to use witchcraft against Trump have constructed elaborate “altars and tables with candles and pentagrams.”
Jesse Lee Peterson: Roy Moore’s Loss Is Proof That Black People ‘Do Not Believe In God’
Right-wing radio host Jesse Lee Peterson reacted to Roy Moore’s loss in the Senate election in Alabama on Tuesday by declaring on his program yesterday that the result was proof that black voters do not believe in God.
Peterson was outraged that black voters in Alabama overwhelmingly supported Moore’s Democratic opponent, Doug Jones, and declared that it was evidence that they are “brainwashed, dumbed-down, demoralized, corrupt people ” who “do not believe in truth at all, not one iota.”
Conservative News Service Editor Warns That Government Could Manipulate Self-Driving Cars To Prevent Anti-Abortion Protests
While celebrating the FCC’s vote to repeal net neutrality regulations yesterday, CNS News editor-in-chief Terry Jeffrey warned that if the government were to regulate self-driving cars in the same way it once regulated the internet, then it might someday prevent anti-abortion protesters from being able to attend rallies.
”You can imagine the control over our lives the government would have if they could remotely control our vehicles, which they may in fact someday be able to do and I think we have to think about that,” Jeffrey said.
Kevin Swanson Blames Roy Moore’s Loss On Alabama’s Love Of Pornography
On his radio program yesterday, extremist anti-LGBTQ pastor Kevin Swanson reacted to Roy Moore’s loss in the Senate election in Alabama earlier this week by blaming it on the state’s love of pornography, which he also warned is turning children gay.
BREAKING: Obama Armed Hezbollah And Let Them Deal Cocaine Across Europe And The US
Alex Jones breaks down how mainstream media is now officially acknowledging that Obama “let Hezbollah off the hook” in what is turning out to be an overt arming and allowing of illegal activities by criminal groups.
Hillary’s “Shadow Government” Buried Email Scandal
A “shadow government” within John Kerry’s State Department was constituted to review all FOIA requests to prevent public disclosure of classified information Hillary Clinton may have transmitted over her private email server.
‘I will eat mum on Christmas day’: Grieving Daughter Will Sprinkle Mother’s Ashes On Dinner
This will be Debra Parson’s first Christmas without her mother and she believes about eating her mother’s cremated remains that “It is the only thing that will get me through my first Christmas without mum.” Debra adds by way of answering criticism, “People might think I’m mad or that it’s not a very respectful thing to do but I just can’t stop myself.
“Fuck me Mabel, these kids just ain’t right in the head.”
“They’re like demons from another dimension I tell you …”
bat-shit crazy
adj. (slang): A combined state of mental agitation and physical volatility. It’s use may provide warning that the individual it describes has lost all self-control and cannot be reasoned with. Can refer to either a chronic or temporary condition.
Well, another week, and we get what feels like another decade’s worth of right wing, bat shit crazy, bloviating, bleating, bellowing bullshit and bluster. And this week was as totally fucking nuts as last week, and the week before that, and the week before that one, ad infinitum …
So, grab some popcorn, a cool beverage or whatever else is getting you through all this shit and get set to crank out some “oh, fuck yous” and a couple of “what the fuck’s”, followed by at least one “I hate these assholes!!!!!!! please make it stop!!!!!” …
Ladies and gents … may I present …
Wow, two weeks in a row for this low life asshole …
Alex Jones Compares ‘Morning Joe’ Hosts To Demons & Impersonates A Demonic Mika Brzezinski
Alex Jones, the nutritional supplement salesman who created Infowars, compared the hosts of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to demonic aliens in the Netflix series “Stranger Things” and performed a demonic impression of co-host Mika Brzezinski.
Today, Jones said that co-hosts Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough were “parasites” who “will be removed” once Jones and his followers save America from the globalists.
“They’re both like horrible foot-long tapeworms, man. I’m telling you. Tapeworms that we vomited out and crapped out and they’re just trying to force-feed themselves back into our lives. They’re like gonorrhea or syphilis, I mean they are just—they’re like HIV. They’re like cancer. They are just—I mean you have to understand, folks, they literally want to destroy you,” Jones said. ”God, they’re evil. Do you realize how evil these people are?”
He then homed in on Brzezinski, claiming that people who have been at dinner parties with the duo have told him “she is just so evil and so into herself like her evil father that she just sits there and goes—“
Jones then interrupted himself and performed a demonic impression on Brzezinski, sticking out his tongue and rolling the eyes into the back of his head, making gargling noises and convulsing.
“They’re like from upside-down world, folks. You have to understand. They’ve broken into this dimension. They want to destroy us,” Jones said.
Last week, Jones gave a similarly theatrical performance while warning viewers of what he believes to be brain-eating lesbians in sex dungeons. By Jared Holt
And, just so Alex doesn’t feel like he was all alone out there in bat-shit-crazy-land whipping up the cray cray, here’s just a couple of his idiot brethren who are doing just fine with the insanity and bigotry all by themselves …
Roy Moore: America Was Last Great When We Had Slavery
Ex-Argentina Pres Charged w/Treason for Iran Cover-Up, Obama Next?
DOJ Investigating Planned Parenthood’s Baby Parts Ring
Lou Dobbs: Arrest Obama For Criticizing Trump Abroad
Fox’s Gutfeld: Trump’s ‘Pocahontas’ Remark Was A Compliment To Native Americans
Dave Daubenmire Wonders If Vaccines Are Making People Gay
Liz Crokin: Megyn Kelly Is Not As Beautiful As She Once Was Because She ‘Sold Her Soul To The Devil’
Sean Hannity And Steve Bannon Fear The Deep State Will Arrest Them For Supporting Trump
Hannity And Jarrett: The FBI Is ‘Like The Old KGB’
Jeanine Pirro: James Comey Is A ‘Political Whore’
and you wonder why there’s a communication breakdown …
Crazy Is As Crazy Does
bat-shit crazy
adj. (slang): A combined state of mental agitation and physical volatility. It’s use may provide warning that the individual it describes has lost all self-control and cannot be reasoned with. Can refer to either a chronic or temporary condition.
Well, another week, and we get what feels like another decade’s worth of right wing, bat shit crazy, bloviating, bleating, bellowing bullshit and bluster. And this week was as totally fucking nuts as last week, and the week before that, and the week before that one, ad infinitum …
So, grab some popcorn, a cool beverage or whatever else is getting you through all this shit and get set to crank out some “oh, fuck you’s” and a couple of “what the fuck’s”, followed by at least one “I hate these assholes!!!!!!! make it stop!!!!!” …
and it’s only Thursday.
Ladies and gents … may I present …
Breitbart Defends Roy Moore From Allegations That He Pursued Young Girls
Jim Bakker Warns That Attacks On Trump Will Bring God’s Judgment On America
Deep State & DOJ Plot to Sell CNN to George Soros in AT&T Acquisition of Time Warner
Emergency Alert! Deep State Preparing To Launch Yemeni Terrorist Attacks In The US
Michelle Obama Neighborhood Library: Where Satanic Drag Queens Read To Children
Jim Bakker Warns That Christians Will Riot If Trump Is Impeached
and from the Fox News Science (?) page:
Scientists implant tiny human brains into rats, spark ethical debate
and you wondered why we can’t have nice things ….
Bat Shit Crazy Alerts … The ‘It’s Only Fucking Tuesday’ Edition
Wow, and it’s only Tuesday …
Very impressive work by the Doucherocketry Brigade again this week …
Alex Jones: ‘Candy-Ass’ White Globalists Are Using NFL Protests To Make America Racist
Nope Alex, that’s being taken care of by yer’ boy Donnie Bad Touch …
Rick Wiles: National Anthem Protests Are Part Of A Communist Revolution Orchestrated By Barack Obama
someone has obviously been derelict in checking the purity of their ‘shine’ …
Ann Coulter Thinks ‘Death Squads’ Could Be The Only Hope If Trump Supports Immigration Reform
it’s hard to believe that this deranged hate-ogre is still walking free …
Michele Bachmann: God Sent Trump As ‘Reprieve’ From Trans Rights
hey, ya’ can’t even begin to discuss bat-shit crazy without Babs “psycho eyes” Bachmann
(bitch truly be crazy)
The Real Threat is no Longer the Russians But Our Own Hypocritical Establishment on the Left
yep, you keep on buying that Cletus … “nothing to see here, move along, would you like some KoolAid with that dog whistle sandwich sir?”
End of world still coming soon, Christian numerologists say — it was just postponed
Saturday passed without the world coming to an end but we’re not out of the woods yet kids.
(my “plan for the end” HERE)
Roger Stone: Mueller Has Told Manafort To Lie About Trump Or He Will Be Railroaded To Prison
Fuck me Mabel, that kid just ain’t right in the head …
Hillary Clinton Wanted to Craft Voodoo Dolls of Congress, Media
I don’t know when she’d have the time, between all the murdering and the child sex rings, and all her ‘underage lesbian affairs’, she must be fucking ex-haus-ted! Oh yeah, we can’t forget the “Hillary Burps Out Alien Babies Into A Glass On stage!” incident. Wow, the girl has got some energy.
and like I said, it’s only fucking Tuesday …
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Bat Shit Crazy Alert …
And it’s only fucking Wednesday kids …
Trump judicial nominee said transgender children are part of ‘Satan’s plan’, defended ‘conversion…
Trump Threatens to ‘Totally Destroy’ North Korea in First U.N. Speech
Recep Tayyip Erdogan says Donald Trump apologized for protesters his bodyguards ‘beat up’
Price’s private-jet travel breaks precedent
GOP senator eyes ban on states single-payer systems
Seb Gorka Joins Pro-Trump Group Founded by Pizzagate Truthers and a Seth Rich Conspiracy Theorist
Deplorable GOP Lawmaker: “All Lives Splatter”
Pa. Rep. Aaron Bernstine tweets he would run over road-blocking protesters
Theodore Shoebat Hopes More Cops ‘Are Given The Opportunity’ To Kill LGBTQ People
‘Pro-Life’ Groups Stump For Health Plan That Would Cut Pregnancy & Maternity Care
Trump: ‘I have decided’ on Iran deal — but won’t share yet (like it’s some kind of a fucking game show) (John McCain tried this one too when during a debate with President Obama he declared that he knew where Bin Laden was and would tell everyone when they elected him president, and not before.) “We’ll announce the decision right after a word from our sponsor.” Can you say ‘attention whore’? – I knew you could …
Now, go on, tell me how both sides are the same …
This Just In …
Just when ya’ though the right couldn’t bring the crazy any harder, we have …
Ta-Daaaaa! …
Mark Taylor: Freemasons And Illuminati Are Using A Special Frequency To Change DNA And Make People Hate Trump
By Kyle Mantyla
Last week, “firefighter prophet” and right-wing conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s radio program, where he warned that the Freemasons and the Illuminati are using a Satanic frequency to change people’s DNA in order to make them oppose President Trump.
“I believe what happened on November 8 is the enemy has literally sent out a frequency,” Taylor said, “and it agitated and took control, basically, of those who have their DNA that was turned over to the enemy. That’s what’s happening. The Illuminati, the Freemasons, all these people, their main goal is to change the DNA of man and they’re doing it through these frequencies.”
Taylor claimed that he is getting “bombarded with emails” from Christians who are being isolated by their friends and families because of their support for Trump and that is “because their DNA is being controlled by the enemy.”
Taylor said that the media is broadcasting its audio at 440 Hz **, which has been found to “damage your body organs” and “also changes your DNA, which is the goal of the Freemasons, the Illuminati; they want you part of that Illuminati bloodline.”
… and if you enjoyed that sorry sack o’ shit journey into total idiocy, insanity and hate, you might also wanna peruse this little ditty: Mark Taylor: ‘Aborted Babies Are The Food Source That Is Empowering Baal’
** NOTE: 440 Hz is the musical note of A above middle C and serves as a general tuning standard for musical pitch.
Man you just can’t make this shit up. Like I said before, these fuckers will be the death of satire.
This Week In Bat Shit Crazy Land
Pat Robertson: People Who Oppose Trump Are Revolting Against God
Alex Jones: Obama Plotting A Bolshevik Revolution Against Trump
Scott Lively: Trump Must Ban Gays From Intelligence Agencies Because They’re Conspiring Against Him
Rick Wiles: Arrest And Imprison Journalists Who Report On Trump Leaks
Michael Savage: Armed Militia Members Should Rally Outside Schumer’s House
Rick Wiles: If Hillary Clinton Won, We Would All Be Dead From Nuclear War
from inside the bubble
a mid-week roundup of just a few of the right wing bat shit crazy moments so far this week …
Michelle Bachmann: There will be ‘even more sexual assaults’ if Hillary Clinton wins in November
Secret Service Bans Cellphone Cameras To Protect Hillary From Seizures
Trump: ISIS Will ‘Take Over This Country’ If Hillary Clinton Wins
Louie Gohmert: Child Abuse ‘Universally’ Turns Boys Gay
Dave Daubenmire: ‘We Cannot Vote For Hillary Clinton Because Women Are Not To Have Authority Over Men’
Jim Bakker: Hillary And Obama Support Globalism, Just Like The Antichrist
Proof Hillary Is Possessed By Pepe The Frog
and my own personal fave this week …
Hillary Caught On Tape Birthing Alien Life Form
and you wonder why these people are so confused by reality …
from inside the bubble
this is just a few of the bat shit crazy headlines from the right, and it’s only Monday, sigh …
Trump Ally: No Voting Rights For Women Using Free Birth Control & Welfare Recipients
Pastor: Stand for national anthem or be shot
Michael Savage: President Trump Must Violate The Civil Rights Of Liberals To Save America
Michele Bachmann: Trump’s Immigration Policies Will Turn America Back To God
Pence: Trump Administration Will Begin Fight Against Abortion Rights On Day One
Steve Quayle: Louisiana Flooding Was The Work Of ‘A Weather Weapon’
satan you say?
This just in from the ‘wtf is going down in batshitcrazyville?’ department …
I know we’re into the ‘silly season’ but fuck me, they’re cranking up the crazy over in Douchetown lately …and this one takes it to the ‘nth’ degree … I get it, you guys hate Hillary … hey I’m not huge on her either, there’s lots not to love, but really?!? – the Satan card? … plus, maybe if for once the GOP ran someone for president who wasn’t such an ill-prepared, offensive fool … just sayin’ … might be time for a look in the mirror moment guys … or some professional help with that ‘fear and loathing’ thing ya’ got going there … I was tempted to reach for a ‘d-bag of the week award’, but with the idiot Trump in the engineer’s seat aboard that train-wreck, shit-show you guys are calling a ‘campaign’, the award is pretty much staying on the Trump shelf, at least until November … or until someone has a trumper tantrum over some perceived slight, pulls a Palin ‘half term shuffle’ and goes home early … hey, it could happen, you have a petulant 5 year old with no impulse control as yer’ nominee … for the rest of us, it’s feet up, popcorn and scotch time … let the madness ensue … ahhhh, that’s better … “toot! toot!, all aboooard!”
Bryan Fischer: ‘Hillary Clinton Is Motivated By The Spirit Of The Antichrist’
Fresh off from telling his radio audience that they cannot vote for Hillary Clinton because “women should not be entrusted with high political office,” Bryan Fischer declared yesterday that Clinton cannot be allowed to become president because she is driven by the “spirit of the Antichrist.”
ahh yes Bryan, much better reason …
you might also wish to peruse …
d-bag of the week … out of the mouths of boobs
inside the bubble this week
PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT THE TWO SIDES ARE NOT THE SAME …
Donald Trump And Fox News Start Baseless ‘Rigged Election’ Attack To Pre-Delegitimize A Clinton Win
Trump Advisor Gets A Friendly Fox Platform To Repeat His Call For Hillary Clinton To Be Shot
WHOOPS! TRUMP FINALLY ADMITS HE NEVER SAW FAKE ‘IRAN TAPE’
Sean Hannity Loses His S–t On Twitter After Being Called A Dummy
Trump’s New York Campaign Chair: ‘No Doubt’ President Obama Is A Muslim
William Gheen: Obama Administration-Backed Socialists Will Rig The Election
Marco Rubio To Headline Anti-Gay Fundraiser
Jesse Lee Peterson: ‘Any Man Who Has Anger Is A Woman’
Austin Ruse: The ‘Radical Homosexuals’ Are ‘Coming For Your Daughters!’
Ann Coulter: Democrats Want To ‘Make America Muslim’
World Net Daily: Obama Might Not Leave Office If Trump Is Elected
oh yeah, and Clint ‘You Kids Get The Fuck Outta My Yard’ Eastwood is endorsing Donald Trump because America has raised a generation of ‘fucking pussies’ … of course he is … hey Clint, looking forward to seeing you and your chair out stumping for yer’ boy GOP/bagger presidential nominee Tang Ridiculous … should be quite the show … you two guys (and the chair) belong together …
seriously peeps??!!?
in yet more “fuck me Mabel” moments the right goes full bat shit crazy … again still …
Genius!! Glenn Beck Explains Why God is Dragging Out the GOP nomination race
Chuck Norris Gets Behind The Chemtrails Conspiracy Theory
Donald Trump Once Again Fearmongers About Muslims
Liberty Counsel President: I’m Taking My Glock .45 To Target To Protect Against Trans People
Ted Cruz Doesn’t Want Any Transgender People In Any Bathroom Anywhere
Look who is going to bat for Dennis Hastert
mmm-asturbation
There, I knew that would get yer’ attention …
Man, these assholes just can’t let it go, can they …
For a bunch of people who constantly, and I mean CONSTANTLY rage on about the ‘dangerous’ morals of others and the ‘perils of sex’, these people just can’t seem to get that needle unstuck …
Every time we turn around these d-bags are sticking their under-informed, knowledge bereft yaps into other people’s business …
Now, this …
A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”
Mack Major of Eden Decoded wrote on Facebook that “too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate.”
“Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals,” he wrote. “It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”
Major added: “There is nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”
The Facebook post linked to a blog entry on the topic on the Eden Decoded website which warned that Satan used sex to “empower demonic entities.”
He wrote:
“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”
“There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. It will drive you to masturbate, even when you don’t want to. You’ll be hit with urges to play with yourself so powerful that only an orgasm will allow you some temporary relief.”
Major also wrote that a sex demon may attract “other unclean spirits,” which would “also attach to your life.”
I’m guessing that the true concern here is that If women masturbate, they will probably experience orgasms and become aware of what they’re missing with conservative Christian men …
Just sayin’ …
Besides I have dedicated a portion of my life to research in this area and nope, no freaking demons lurking about my place …
And yer’ all more than welcome for my extensive scientific sacrifice …
Later peeps, I got something to do … ME! … lololol … have a GREAT day my friends …
<heads off to ‘ring Satan’s doorbell’>
all aboard the crazy train!
Michele Bachmann: The Rapture Is Coming And It’s Obama’s Fault
Michele Bachmann says the rapture is coming, thanks to President Barack Obama’s policies on Iran’s nuclear program and marriage equality.
In a radio interview last week, Bachmann, the former Minnesota Republican congresswoman, told “End Times” host Jan Markell, “We need to realize how close this clock is getting to the midnight hour.”
“We in our lifetimes potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the rapture of the church,” Bachmann said. “We see the destruction, but this was a destruction that was foretold.”
Bachmann cited the Obama administration’s nuclear negotiations with Iran as a cause. The U.S. and five partner nations are discussing a deal with Iran that would prevent the country from developing or obtaining nuclear weapons.
“We are literally watching, month by month, the speed move up to a level we’ve never seen before with these events,” Bachmann said. “Barack Obama is intent. It is his number one goal to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon.”
Later in the interview, Bachmann again tied her rapture prediction to Obama’s foreign policy.
“If you look at the president’s rhetoric, and if you look at his actions, everything he has done has been to cut the legs out of Israel and lift up the agenda of radical Islam,” she said.
Obama has said repeatedly that the goal of the nuclear talks with Iran is to prevent the country from developing a nuclear weapon.
Bachmann then went on to blame abortion and gay marriage for America’s “decline”, arguing that God is punishing the United States for “embracing a pagan view.”
“Any nation that accepts God and his principles is blessed, and those who push away are cursed. That’s what we’re seeing happen to the United States,” she said. “We will suffer the consequences as a result.”
Some Christians believe those who are saved will be transported to heaven just before Armageddon, which they call the rapture.
This is not the first time Bachmann has predicted extreme consequences from the Iran deal. Earlier this month, she claimed the deal would lead to “World War III.” And in a Facebook post, she compared Obama to Andreas Lubitz, the pilot who crashed the Germanwings airliner into the French Alps in March.
And just in case you haven’t had enough Crazy to go with yer’ morning coffee, here’s a few more for ya’ …
More Michele- The Grifter Rides Again, Volume 357
michele bachmann … “bringin’ back the plantations in 2012”
michele bachmann: sharia law would ‘usurp’ the u.s. constitution
word salad: the klondike kardashian edition
word salad is a “confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases”, most often used to describe a symptom of a mental disorder. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but the meaning is confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from it. from wikipedia
taking a moment to pay tribute to those among us who seem to have a problem answering a simple question …
or who just blather on and on about nothing really, all the while trying desperately to sound intelligent and serious …
generally, while attacking their ‘enemies’ with talking points handed to them by some other idiot who seems to not have a secure handle on things like reality or facts …
or common sense …
or integrity …
the nonsense and drivel that pours forth from the blathering and bloviating pie-holes of these morons is often priceless and would be hilarious if not for the fact that these baggerese and truthiness speakers are usually in some sort of power position in our society …
still, they do deserve to be honored for their attempts at the language …
or, called out for it … (i guess it all depends on how you view it)
you’ve all heard it …
like babs “crazy eyes” bachmann absolutely every time she opens her orifice o’ lies …
or, if yer’ really in a depressed, masochistic, self flagellating mood, head on over to faux noise and catch as many minutes as you can stomach of “faux and friends” …
(a health and safety warning really should come with this one though)
it’s a veritable olympic games of far right talking points and fact free nonsense covered in a deep layer of bullshit and propaganda inspired, vile and bile soaked spewage and fear mongering …
and today’s champion of cheap shots, craziness and crap is …
the queen of drivel herself …
the failin’ palin …
the klondike kardashian …
alaskan barbie …
the one, the only, sister sarah no clue …
Palin’s Response to Elizabeth Warren’s Progressive Commandments**
listen closely, i think it’s trying to communicate …
someone please punch john mccain in the face, okay? …
NOTE: this clip isn’t a blooper outtake, but actually part of the edited, finished video from sarah’s new ‘pay 4 view’ site …
In·co·her·ent
[in-koh-heer-uh-nt, -her-] adjective
1. without logical or meaningful connection; disjointed; rambling: an incoherent sentence.
2. characterized by such thought or language, as a person:incoherent with rage.
3. not coherent or cohering: an incoherent mixture.
4. lacking physical cohesion; loose: incoherent dust.
5. lacking unity or harmony of elements: an incoherent public.
** and just as a point of reference the 11 tenets Warren listed were:
– “We believe that Wall Street needs stronger rules and tougher enforcement, and we’re willing to fight for it.”
– “We believe in science, and that means that we have a responsibility to protect this Earth.”
– “We believe that the Internet shouldn’t be rigged to benefit big corporations, and that means real net neutrality.”
– “We believe that no one should work full-time and still live in poverty, and that means raising the minimum wage.”
– “We believe that fast-food workers deserve a livable wage, and that means that when they take to the picket line, we are proud to fight alongside them.”
– “We believe that students are entitled to get an education without being crushed by debt.”
– “We believe that after a lifetime of work, people are entitled to retire with dignity, and that means protecting Social Security, Medicare, and pensions.”
– “We believe—I can’t believe I have to say this in 2014—we believe in equal pay for equal work.”
– “We believe that equal means equal, and that’s true in marriage, it’s true in the workplace, it’s true in all of America.”
– “We believe that immigration has made this country strong and vibrant, and that means reform.”
– “And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!”Finally, the main tenet of conservatives’ philosophy, according to Warren is “I got mine. The rest of you are on your own.”
(thanks to christopher foxx for the list)
faux noise: tears of impotent rage: episode 9,745
for the last week or two, hannity the manatee and his factually bereft pals over at faux noise have been ramping up their latest episode of “impotent tears of rage” over the nevada rancher who is freeloading on the backs of the american tax paying public by using federal lands to water and graze his cattle, all the while refusing to pay the fees and taxes for doing so …
hannochio’s newest man crush on this dirt bag mooch has become the cause du jour over at the network o’ lies and he’s been tripping all over himself to hold this grifter up as a “true patriot” and “real american hero” …
the manatee has even managed to slide in a bunch of his favorite “harry reid conspiracy” fantasies while pretending to deliver news, or what has mistakenly become known as news to the low information crowd that gets their marching orders and daily talking points from the idiots over at the “fear and unbalanced” network …
it does strike me as something akin to an acid laced trip through bizarroland that the right wing who has spent so much of the last thirty or forty years ranting and panting out angst filled diatribes against “welfare queens”, “takers” and “government leeches” is now fully behind a man who is at best a “taker”, a government leech”, and a “welfare king”, and at worst a treasonous douche bag who should be cuffed, read his rights and slammed in a cell along with the mullet adorned, toothless, gun-toting, pretend militia, low info hillbillies who showed up to help “defend his ranch” from the “lawless and un-constitutional” federal agents and local law enforcement who had arrived to enforce the laws that hannity and bundy seem to want to spew on and on about “standing up for” (see: hypocrite) …
also odd when you consider that mr. bundy (cliven, not al) has spent the better part of the last few weeks blathering on and on about how he “doesn’t recognize” the federal government as legitimate …
well, it seems that now the true mr. bundy has stepped forward …
from Huffpo: Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, who was involved in a tense standoff with federal rangers in a dispute over grazing rights, didn’t hide his racism in an interview with the New York Times published Wednesday. The Bureau of Land Management claims Bundy has let his cattle graze on federal land without paying since 1993, saying he now owes more than $1 million in grazing fees. When federal agents came to confront Bundy about the fees, they were met by an armed militia, a move that has fired up conservatives. Bundy is attempting to use his newfound fame to spread more than just his views on grazing rights, telling the Times he planned to hold a daily news conference. During Saturday’s conference, Bundy shared his views on “the Negro”: “I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro,” he said. Mr. Bundy recalled driving past a public-housing project in North Las Vegas, “and in front of that government house the door was usually open and the older people and the kids — and there is always at least a half a dozen people sitting on the porch — they didn’t have nothing to do. They didn’t have nothing for their kids to do. They didn’t have nothing for their young girls to do. “And because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?” he asked. “They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.” 
now watch the high speed, cover the asses boys, back-pedaling begin in earnest over on the right …
this is gonna look like a michael jackson moonwalk flash mob on crack before it’s all over …
grab the popcorn kids …
UPDATE: turns out somebody’s been spinnin’ a few tall tales and yarns here …
apparently faux noise hero of the week cliven bundy is not just a law breaking mooch, he’s also, well, to put as politely as i can, a fucking liar …
those “ancestral rights” he likes to brag on about, the ones he claims go back to the 1800’s, and therefore predate the federal government’s claim to the land this grifter refuses to pay to graze on? …
it turns out 1954 is the date the bundy family really began grazing the land …
KLAS-TV in las vegas did the kind of investigating that fox news either failed or refused to do: “I’ve lived my lifetime here. My forefathers have been up and down the Virgin Valley here ever since 1877. All these rights that I claim, have been created through preemptive rights and beneficial use of the forage and the water and the access and range improvements” mr. bundy said …
clark county property records show however that good ole’ boy clive’s parents moved from bundyville, arizona and bought the 160 acre ranch in 1948 from raoul and ruth leavitt …
as well, court records show bundy family cattle didn’t start grazing on that land until 1954 …
oops …
they’re ba-aaaaaaaaack!!!
quick, somebody fire up the vile and bile-powered birther conspiracy engine …
the sheeple, faux nation and ditto-heads must be warned! …
Official who OK’d Obama birth papers dies in crash
The Hawaiian health official who verified the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate died in a small plane crash.
The plane, carrying a pilot and eight passengers, went down Wednesday in the water a half mile off the Hawaiian island of Molokai, the Maui Fire Department said. The lone fatality was Loretta Fuddy, who has served as state health director since January 2011. Tom Matsuda, the interim executive director of Hawaii’s health insurance exchange, confirmed Fuddy’s death.
Fuddy, 65, made national news in April 2011 when she verified the authenticity of certified copies of President Obama’s birth certificate. Obama had requested the release to curb claims by so-called “birthers” that he was born in Kenya and not eligible to be president. from USA Today
the conspiracy theorists and affiliated whack-jobs are already out in full bat shit crazy force over at alex “the frothing ranter” jones’ info-wars site …
fuck me, here we go again …
i’m getting a migraine, and it hasn’t even begun yet …
someone pass the tylenol …
birther queen orly taitz has called on 8 courts and judges who received her “birther” cases to rule expeditiously on the merits and review the evidence of forgery and theft in obama’s IDs “before more people die in strange accidents” …
no doubt glenn “cry me a river” beckkk is over at his fake oval office tv set hyperventilating and more than a little erect pondering tonight’s show …
and I’m sure that hannity the manatee is totally pumped for his sure to be “coming soon!” “expose” piece …
it will probably be called something like “obama: murderer in chief” …
or “was mandela murdered to keep obama’s secret?” …
think i’m kidding? … wait for it …
and it’s probably only a matter of hours before rush limpballs pronounces the whole thing to be just another obama administration orchestrated “way to deflect from the obamacare fiasco” … or that somehow sandra fluke is involved …
meanwhile, a woman is dead …
which is the only real news here …
i would think that condolences, rather than conspiracies would be more in order …
just sayin’ …
here’s just some of the comments already hitting the net …
over at infowars …
glock22
karma or coverup?
Chassit
I am guessing some of each.
Angry Mann
There is no “Karma” “or”. It was a coverup plain and simple.
STOP TRYING TO WHITE WASH YOU GOVERNMENT SCUM! WE KNOW YOU MURDERED HER TO COVER UP FOR YOUR ILLEGAL ALIEN PRESIDENT!
texas heat
Murder..
TriggerJunkie
I’m sure that this didn’t involve foul play…no cover up… we can certainly trust that our “dear leader” Mao-bama had nothing to with this and that he truly was born where and when that piece of “credible” paper states.
B.S.!!!
revenge
Thanks for saving me a post,I was about to say the same thing!
Ideas Time
My guess is that anyone who has first hand knowledge about the Obom should be looking over their shoulder before they kill themselves by shooting themselves twice in the head. Their best chance it to come clean with a lot of witnesses sharing the information before it to late.
PROUD_2B_American
Sadly…………………..
I firmly believe……. that if someone came forward with a video……..of Obama killer her with his OWN HANDS.. and kneeling down in worship, chanting satanic worship to Satan himself…………….
NOTHING would happen to him……………
EVEN Fox news would call the video “questionable as to it’s authenticity” and also question the motive of the eye witness
Undrtaker
It is pretty sad to admit.. But I agree…. They could have him on film commiting the act and wiping the knife off and somehow it would get explained away. I guess we have to realize, there is only one way that these evil powers that be will EVER be taken down…… That is if WE do it, with those GUNS that they want to take from us so badly….
MOLON LABE
Surprised??? They offed his grandmother to keep his origins quiet, why not this lady? Hell, Obumber didn’t even go to his grandmother’s funeral.
PROUD_2B_American
Why would he………he wasn’t related to her
Flake
And he called her a racist just before she died.
Hell if his real old man is Frank Marshal Davis,
it wasn’t even his REAL GRANDMOTHER.
She has been “sanitized”, as they say.
The Government Is Your Friend!
They did an “intervention”, (John McCain’s word),
same as they did with JFK.
Splashes
How much you wanna bet that she was already dead & the accident was to cover it up, how come the other 7 survived, what a coincidence. Small private plane, of course. So how can we find out if Sheriff Arpaio was investigating her part in the BC fraud and was getting too close for O’s comfort?
PROUD_2B_American
NOooooooooooooooooooooo, you THINK!
Can’t have her around AFTER his reign …..to write a book
sinner
WHOA WHOA WAIT! the plan that flew over said he saw debri in the water and people floating next to plane,,,,,but then the police officer says they were only able to recover 8 people from plane,,,,someones phucking lying!!!! my guess she was drugged,,, plane was intentionally brought down safely into the water,,then they “rescued” everyone but her then scuttled the plane,,,,just my guess
Onewayshaft
I see this bitch got what she deserved. If the bankers had not killed her armed patriots in Hawaii would have ran her through the wood chipper feet first for her illegal actions when the shooting started. I would have enjoyed doing that to her. One traitor down so many to go.
OneLeggedHooker
I just hope it was slow and painful for her just like she made it for the rest of the country.
jerryg1018 J2
Pelosi better be looking over her shoulder.
Undecider
She was probably about to divulge the truth.
revenge
Ya know that thought crossed my mind the minute I read those head lines.Anybody connected with Obongo,and things don’t go his way? He usually winds up having them murdered!
Undrtaker
Has anyone actually seen a dead Body?
and over at world news daily we get:
nightslayer689
Another suspicious death of someone who knows things about Obama. Apparently there is a lot to hide.
Craig McDow
Obama lied now Fuddy’s died.
Rebel Rob
Geez, smells like the Clintons. People that know stuff, just wind-up mysteriously dead. HMMMM!
and from the oily taints orly taitz site:
Glasnost
SO WAS SHE THE FORGER OF WHAT?
DARK, EVIL, SINISTER THINGS GOING ON ALL AROUND HIM
THEY DIE FOR THEIR SATANIC MASTER
Robert
Hmmmm 3 Gays killed during Kenyan Obama’s FAGGOT fling years, 2 during his run for Senator, 2-3 during his run for president against the Clinton’s, Breitbart, a reporter, the doctor who performed Breitbart’s autopsy supposedly dead too, Ms. Fuddy…many many more deaths caused by Obama and his clowns!!!
at the birther report:
FALCON
No surprises there. Sometimes conspiracies are real – especially when Democrats are involved. In my opinion, this is the type of thing that will bring out even more people who will look into the Obama criminal empire … There is no such thing as coincidences.
Ed K
It would be interesting to know what kind of computer/file/email cleanup occurred in the last few hours as people mourn her death. same crew as the passport office cleanup, most likely
thinkwell
Fuddy was involved up to her prematurely dead eyeballs in aka obama’s identity crimes
crazy is as crazy does … and bullshit is just bullshit
and that wasn’t all the bat shit crazy ramblings and incoherant blatherings from our friends on the right …
Member of Congress berates Obama for consulting Congress on Syria
Rep. Peter T. King (R-N.Y.) issued quite a response to President Obama’s announcement on Saturday that he would seek congressional approval for limited military strikes against Syria. Here it is, in full:
President Obama is abdicating his responsibility as commander-in-chief and undermining the authority of future presidents. The President does not need Congress to authorize a strike on Syria. If [Syrian President Bashar] al-Assad’s use of chemical weapons against civilians deserves a military response, and I believe it does, and if the President is seeking congressional approval, then he should call Congress back into a special session at the earliest date. The President doesn’t need 535 Members of Congress to enforce his own redline.
from washington post
House Republicans Refuse to Come Back Early from Vacation to Discuss Syria
Nothing gets in the way of the Republican House avoiding work. Not even voting on military action in Syria.
House leaders issued a statement saying that “serious, substantive” questions were being raised regarding Syria and they are so glad that the President is asking them to vote because this is so important, constitution, blah blah – oh, and they are going to take the measure up on September 9th, which is another way of saying they are not coming back early from vacation for this “serious, substantive” matter.
Can you imagine if Democrats had told Bush they’d get back to him on Iraq when they were done with vacation?
read more here …
Lieberman: ‘Our enemies are cheering’ after Obama consulted Congress
on SyriaSource: Raw Story
Former Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) on Sunday blasted President Barack Obama for asking for Congress’ approval before launching an attack on Syria over the President Bashar al-Assad’s alleged use of chemical weapons.
“I was looking back,” Lieberman told Fox News host Chris Wallace. “Over my 24 years, never saw anything like it.”
The former senator insisted that the president now had authority to act and that it would be “catastrophic” if Congress did not give the green light to attack Syria.
Lieberman said that he would urge lawmakers — including his “amigos,” Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) — to approve an action in Syria.
read more here …
and from the “you gotta be fucking kidding me department” …
Donald Rumsfeld to White House: Justify Syria attack
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who along with President George W. Bush helped send the United States military action in Iraq and Afghanistan, said in an interview Wednesday the White House has yet to justify potential strikes in Syria.And he sharply criticized President Barack Obama’s administration for allowing details about that potential military action to become public before any decisions have been made.I can’t imagine what they’re thinking, why they would want the Assad regime to have crystal clarity with respect to what they intend,” Rumsfeld said in an interview on the Fox Business Network
from cnn ….
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who along with President George W. Bush helped send the United States military action in Iraq and Afghanistan, said in an interview Wednesday the White House has yet to justify potential strikes in Syria.And he sharply criticized President Barack Obama’s administration for allowing details about that potential military action to become public before any decisions have been made.I can’t imagine what they’re thinking, why they would want the Assad regime to have crystal clarity with respect to what they intend,” Rumsfeld said in an interview on the Fox Business Network
from cnn ….
it couldn’t happen! … to a nicer person
that diva of deception, distortion and duplicity herself has now become embroiled in her own “scandal” …
and all i can say is “it couldn’t happen! … to a nicer person” …
finally, after months, nay years, of gop ranting and roiling about the “scandal” that is washington we finally have a real scandal …
some real crimes to investigate …
finally a real case that shows the corruption in d.c. …
one with facts and stuff …
not the usual made up, overblown faux noise talking points and magical thinking that the pixie dust crowd on the far right is famous for and has been using for years to cover the fact that they have done everything they possibly can to thwart any and all efforts to make america a better and more equitable place to dwell …
not the same old billo the clown, hannity the manatee, rush limpballs blather, bloviating, bullshit and bluster that has become somehow mistaken for fact and “news” by the low information, “who needs truth?”, race-baiting, “facts schmacts” gang of idiots who dwell in baggerland u.s.a. …
of course, this will be treated as just “one more example” of “the heathen liberal media” attacking some poor innocent on the right because she’s a christian or something like that, but facts is facts kids …
1. bitch be crazy …
2. she be crooked as a dog’s hind leg near a hydrant … and,
3. she got caught …
and yeah, the right will jump up and down screaming like banshees that this is somehow obama’s fault …
and, hannity the manatee and the idiots three at faux and fiends will no doubt run “expose” after lie filled “expose” on how this is just one more example of why and how the president hates america, and is desperately and ruthlessly trying to destroy it …
they’ll probably even find some incoherent, obtuse, bizarre way to tie his daughters and wife michelle into the mix somehow …
glenn beck and alex jones will probably completely lose what little is left of their fear and loathing addled minds and scream (and in the case of the beckster, weep) that this is an elitist, illuminati inspired new world order conspiracy to finally round up the “christians” and herd them into their final resting place deep inside some “fema run prison camp in northern montana” …
(aha!!! … this must be why the obama administration has been buying all those bullets, and why he “wants your guns!!!”)
i’m sure even failin’ palin will muster up one of her usual incoherent, word salad tweets that “she knew it all along” and that “this is PROOF that obama really is a socialist, fascist, communist, radical usurper and manchurian candidate from kenya who is out to turn america into a spiritual and religious wasteland ruled by muslim extremism inspired rhetoric and sharia law” …
and no doubt she’ll misspell at least 5 or 6 words in that tweet …
donald trump and his “pseudo-hair that is blown by unseen winds” may even manage to muster up an appearance or two over at faux noise and demand the president’s driving records or something …
it should be quite the spectacle for the next few weeks …
and hopefully, when all is said and done, and when all the pissing, moaning, mewling and puking is finally done on the right, justice will truly prevail and old crazy eyes will be indicted …
hoisted on her own petard …
that would be justice …
a case of the old “her dogma got run over by her own karma” thing …
fingers crossed …
now imma go get me some popcorn and a cold drink …
this should be good …
FBI has now been given sworn testimony and documents alleging Bachmann approved secret payments
While Congresswoman Michele Bachmann was announcing her retirement to much fanfare in the media, according to information given exclusively to Take Action News, the FBI was busy collecting potentially damaging evidence against her from two former campaign aides.
According to sources close to the criminal investigation of Bachmann’s presidential campaign, the FBI has now been given sworn testimony and documents alleging Bachmann approved secret payments to Iowa state Senator Kent Sorenson in exchange for his help and support in that state’s 2012 Presidential caucuses. Ethics rules explicitly prohibit Iowa lawmakers from accepting payments from Presidential campaigns or PACs. Investigation sources tell Take Action News the FBI is examining money laundering allegations against Bachmann, as well as possible wire fraud and mail fraud.
As detailed on nationally syndicated radio and YouTube show Take Action News this past Saturday, the key claims against Bachmann are coming from two of her former campaign insiders — former Congressional chief of staff Andy Parrish and former national field coordinator Pete Waldron. Waldron has filed a complaint with the Federal Elections Commission, alleging the payments to State Senator Sorenson were improper. Parrish has provided an affidavit to investigators, confirming Bachmann knew of and approved the payments.
read more here …
ass clown of the month … bat shit crazy is as bat shit crazy says …
it’s been a truly huge month for ass clowns, doucherockets and all ‘round right wing bloviators and bullshitters this month, so instead of just leaving you with my choice for ass clown of the month for february, i’ve decide to give you all just a small sampling of my personal faves and let you, the reader decide who the real winner is …
Pat Robertson Says Demons Could Attach Themselves to Clothes from Goodwill
On Monday’s 700 Club, a viewer named ‘Carrie’ asked televangelist Pat Robertson if she should bless clothing purchases from Goodwill before bringing them home because her mother said that demons could “attach themselves to material items” (video below).
According to RightWingWatch.org, Robertson recalled a story of a girl from the Philippines who went to Thailand and “a witch who had prayed over a particular ring and asked for a spirit to come into it, and this Philippine girl was so attached to this ring, she had to buy it and all hell broke loose because she finally recognized what it was.”
Robertson said that when the girl bought the ring and came back to the Philippines “all hell broke loose.”
“Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects? The answer is yes,” Robertson said, without citing a verse in the bible as back up. “But I don’t think that every sweater you get from Goodwill has demons in it.”
Robertson said the viewer’s mother was being “super cautious” and added: “Hey, it ain’t going to hurt anything to rebuke any spirits that happened to have attached themselves to those clothes.”
If the witch/ring story sounds a bit familiar, there is a witch named ‘Maleficent’ in the Disney animated film ‘Sleeping Beauty,’ who appears as a tall, slender, pale green-skinned woman who wears a gold ring with a large mysterious circular black stone in it.
Sarah Palin: Feds Are Stockpiling Bullets For Civil Unrest
Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has warned that the federal government is “stockpiling bullets” in preparation for “civil unrest,” adding that America is “finished” if it cannot deal with its debt problem.Writing on her official Facebook page, Palin remarked, “If we are going to wet our proverbial pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when we’re running up trillion dollar annual deficits, then we’re done. Put a fork in us. We’re finished. We’re going to default eventually and that’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest.”
The post achieved nearly 12,000 ‘shares,’ attracting nearly 60,000 ‘likes’ and over 4500 comments.
Palin – who wrote on her Facebook page on Tuesday, “We’re going to default eventually and that’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest” – joins conservatives Alex Jones of InfoWars.com, who wrote about the ammo buy last year, and radio host Mark Levin, who said on his radio program earlier this month that the government is “arming up” because society is “unraveling.”
“Law enforcement and national security agencies — they play out multiple scenarios. They simulate multiple scenarios. I’ll tell you what I think they’re simulating: the collapse of our financial system, the collapse of our society and the potential for widespread violence, looting, killing in the streets, because that’s what happens when an economy collapses,” Levin said on his radio program.
Fox Asks: ‘Second American Revolution On The Horizon?’
Last night’s Justice with Judge Jeanine Jeanine took Fox’s fear mongering about gun regulations to a whole new level when it promoted the comments of Wisconsin sheriff David Clarke, Jr. He recently “assured” citizens that he would never enforce any Obama-administration order to seize their guns because that would bring on “the second coming of an American Revolution, the likes of which would make the first revolution pale by comparison.” Rather than point out that President Obama has not proposed any such order, Jeanine Pirro opened the segment with a cover of the Beatles’ song, “Revolution.” FoxNews.com called the segment, “Second American Revolution on the horizon?” Then Pirro went on to suggest that any new gun laws could lead to a second American Revolution.
read more here …
and i couldn’t let our list o’ insanity end without this truly deserving candidate …
she’s a graduate of the “oily taintz school of crazy-eyed public speaking” …
she makes michele bachmann look sane and empathetic, and ann coulter look well read, calm and fair …
not to mention she’s about as dumb as a bag of rocks …
ladies and gentlemen …
ms. elois zeanah …
p.s.
about that quote she cites as hitler’s …
the quote she cites was not his …
it actually comes from the writings of baltasar gracian, a spanish jesuit scholar who lived from 1601 till 1658 … she doesn’t have the wording right either …
in fact the quote is translated as:
“give me the child for seven years, and i will give you the man.”
typical tea party gibberish …
just say whatever you think will sound good to the other wingnuts …
oh yeah, and always find a way to equate president obama with hitler …
stone cold crazy, ya’ know …
these people are nuts …
stone cold, fucking crazy …
whenever someone asks how much of the current hysteria from the gun fetishists is based on crazy-ass racism and general hallucinatory fantasies as to the imminent doom of lily-white America, point them to this, and stand back:
(Gun Owners of America president Larry Pratt) predicted that President Obama may begin confiscating guns in order to provoke a violent response to justify further oppression, which host Stan Solomon feared would lead to the imprisonment of hundreds of thousands of people.
Pratt once again insisted that Obama is acting like King George III, a sentiment with which Solomon concurred, saying, “That will happen quickly and they will wipe those people out to set an example.”
But Solomon wasn’t finished: “I believe they will put together a racial force to go against an opposite race resistance, basically a black force to go against a white resistance, and then they will claim anyone resisting the black force are doing it because they are racist.”
Howard agreed: “You may be right because he has been sowing the seeds of racial hatred; we were healing quite well as a nation on racial issues until Obama came along and now we have a lot of racial discord.”
as one poster put it:
First off, nice touch on the Mr. Rogers sweaters, that really adds a capping touch of surrealism to the whole batshit enterprise. Second off, if you believe President Obama is planning to put together an army of black people to hunt down white people and take their guns away, or whatever the hell that was, then Oh My God you are the pitch-perfect example of someone who should never, under any circumstances, be allowed to own a gun, or a knife, or even a sharp pencil. It’s felt markers for you or nothing, buddy. All of these people are about one dark-skinned mailman away from declaring that the race wars are upon us, climbing to the top of their very own custom-built wood pallet clock towers, and shooting anything that moves.
and in the words of the late, great freddy mercury …
and that’s the only way i’m interested in hearing any “stone cold crazy” ya’ know …
faux noise “we just make shit up”
Fox News Warns Of Al Jazeera Infiltrating America, Activating Sleeper Cells
Source: TPM
TOM KLUDT 4:00 PM EST, WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 20, 2013
A Fox News panel on Wednesday afternoon discussed Al Jazeera’s imminent arrival in the United States, warning viewers of the network’s “real anti-American bias” and its potential to interact with sleeper cells in Detroit.
The cautionary segment came during the afternoon program “America Live,” with host Megyn Kelly saying ominously that Al Jazeera, which has plans to launch a U.S.-based network, is “about to infilitrate America.”
But the discussion took a truly paranoid turn when Lisa Daftari, a Fox News contributor, sounded a frightening note on Al Jazeera’s planned expansion to Detroit, “a large ex-pat community of Muslim-Americans where sleeper cells have been detected,” as she described the Motor City.
the real gop “plan for america” … “look over there!”
an amazing little video has popped up and is making the rounds on the old interwebs the last few days that explains beautifully exactly what lies behind the lunacy and lies of the republican party and their benefactors …
narrated by ed asner, this short cartoon illustrates just how effectively the 1% dropped america and a good chunk of the western world to its knees …
and it has has obviously struck a raw nerve with the folks at faux noise …
they are attempting to do some pre-emptive strikes because they know it will be watched and understood by the typical faux noise viewer …
and the propagandists over at faux noise is in attack posture on this one, and their lead “bull(shit)-horn, hannity the manatee, was in full blown “faux outrage, hissy fit mode” over it, pulling out segments of it to attack as they try to knock it down before it tears them down …
but he is only going to bring more attention to it and more of their low info, ideologically blinded viewers are going to watch it and understand just exactly how the 1% took control of the country’s wealth …
including how buying up media outlets and news organizations in order to spread the message of the obscenely-wealthy has contributed to it all …
media organizations like fox news and clear channel radio, home of the blustering, blathering, bullshitting bloviator himself, rush limpballs …
but it’s not just fox news and clear channel that’s to blame here for the lack of coverage on the real crime that’s been committed, the so called “liberal media” has been just as guilty by it’s refusal to “tell the truth” on these issues …
they are after all owned by the same 1% …
please watch this video, then share it, send it to everyone you know, especially that crazy uncle who insists that the “occupy movement are just a bunch of dirty, unemployed hippies and bums” …
this video should go viral, and stay that way …
so, when you hear all the “fiscal cliff” talk that’s pervading the media these days, coming at you from every direction, or all the republican/tea party blather about how “this stuff needs to be fixed!”, please remember the lessons in this video …
and the next time you see john of orange boehner, cantor the ranter, snitch mcconnell or any of the other 1% shills ranting and railing about “job creators” or the “deficit and how it’s turning america into greece”, or john mcgrumpypants and ms. lindsey yelling about “the benghazi-gate cover-up”, remember, it’s just them yelling “look over there!” …
and the right freaks out
The 6 Most Bizarre Freak-outs Over Obama’s Re-Election
from Talking Points Memo
Philip Hoelzel of Fleming Island, Fla. answers a reporter’s question in front of his home, where he is displaying the American flag upside to protest President Obama’s re-election.
written by: Tom Kludt
The re-election of President Obama last week was just too much for some conservatives to handle. Although the doomsday pronouncements of the past four years have yet to materialize, some Americans couldn’t help themselves from freaking out over the news that the president will be here for one more term.
TPM has compiled the six most bizarre reactions to Obama’s victory.
1. Obama’s Hired, But You’re Fired
Some of the nation’s CEOs took their frustration out on their employees. Robert Murray, CEO of the coal company Murray Energy, responded to the election by reading a prayer to his employees and then laying off 50 of them. Papa John’s pizza CEO John Schnatter, a donor to Republican loser Mitt Romney, announced that franchise owners will likely have to cut hours for employees in order to pay for the president’s health care law. And Zane Tankel, a New York-based Applebee’s franchisee, said he would halt plans to expand his 40-restaurant empire because the health care law would cost him too much.
2. Burying Gold On The Ranch
Over the weekend, Reuters reported on an emerging job description for a number of financial advisers throughout the country: talking their wealthiest clients off the ledge in the wake of Obama’s win. John Burke, a New Jersey-based financial strategist, described some of the small business owners he works with as “inconsolable.” Houston-based adviser Scott Tiras said a client wanted to turn his assets into gold before the election and bury it in multiple places on his ranch. Tiras managed to talk him out of it, but after the election the client was evidently “too upset to talk about it.”
3. Riots And Racial Slurs
Election Day turned ugly by nightfall at a pair of southern universities. Hundreds of students gathered at the University of Mississippi to riot after the race was called for Obama. Some students hurled racial slurs and burned Obama campaign signs. Eventually local police got involved. There was a similar scene at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia where threats of violence and epithets from about 40 students followed Obama’s win. The chancellor at Ole Miss promised a full investigation, and the next day the more dovish segment of its student body staged a candlelight vigil in response to the election night protestors.
4. Four More Years: S.O.S
A Florida man (pictured above) said he started to display the American flag upside down the day after the election because he believes “this country is in distress.” Meanwhile, a man in Texas did the same. Both are veterans, but people in their towns have responded to the gestures with anger. The presentation is never permitted under U.S. Flag Code “except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.”
5. Are You There, God? It’s WND.
A post-election screed from attorney Larry Klayman was deep in the fringe, even by conservative website World Net Daily’s standards. Under the blaring headline “GOD HAS A BIGGER PLAN!,” Klayman searched for divine interpretation of a second Obama term. A Romney victory, he wrote, would have deceptively led the Republican Party to the conclusion that “a Moses had appeared to deliver us out of the Egyptian-like bondage we find ourselves in – thanks to our ‘Mullah in Chief’ and his growing voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others who last Tuesday cemented his destructive hold on the White House and our country.”
6. Lamest Secession Attempt Ever
A GOP official in Texas last week called on his state to separate from the rest of the country and the “maggots” who helped secure a second term for Obama. Meanwhile, semi-anonymous petitions began circulating online for 19 red states to secede. But two prominent conservatives, Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) and RedState founder Erick Erickson, called on the wannabe secessionists to end their struggle. “We here at RedState are American citizens. We have no plans to secede from the union,” Erickson wrote on the website. “If you do, good luck with that, but this is not the place for you.”
Ed. note: TPM decided not to include incidents where mental illness may have been a factor.
and let’s not forget the new wave of secessionists that seem to have hit the streets running the past few days …
teabaggers now want to secdee from the union
i don’t even know where to start with this one …
maybe with ROFLMAO!!! …
can you imagine these fools running their own country? …
self deport … please?! …
“don’t trade on me!”
photo from http://www.flickr.com/photos/angrysong/3627082443/
au revoir monsieur chauve-souris merde fou, vous voyez autour de clown
it’s time to bid adieu to the most bat shit crazy of all the bat shit crazies …
good riddance allen, don’t let the door hit ya’ on the ass on the way out pal …
america is certainly better off without you being anywhere near power …
All ballots now counted:
Allen West lost.
Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) may be vowing that his race against Patrick Murphy is far from over, but as of early Saturday morning, all ballots were counted and legally the result is clear: West lost. Murphy won a total of 166,799 votes to West’s 164,370, the Palm Beach Post reported. That puts Murphy ahead by 2,429 votes and gives him a 0.7 percent advantage. Florida law only requires a recount when the margin is 0.5 percent or less.
Palm Beach County officials were up until 4:45 a.m. Saturday counting all remaining ballots cast during early voting, on Election Day, absentee ballots and other problematic ballots, the Palm Beach Post reported.The race in Florida’s 18th Congressional District still hasn’t been officially called. Palm Beach officials must submit their results to state officials for them to become official, but Saturday’s final vote tally all but ensures the race is over.
Murphy already declared victory on election night and NBC called the race for him that night, but West still hasn’t conceded. In addition to declaring on his Facebook page that the race is "far from decided," West filed lawsuits to have ballots and voting machines impounded in Palm Beach and St. Lucie counties. The judge in Palm Beach threw the case out on Friday, though, telling West’s lawyers that their arguments fell "woefully short" of what was required for an injunction. A St. Lucie judge is slated to hear West’s case on Tuesday.
A West campaign spokesman did not respond to a request for comment.
read more here …
d-bag of the week … in the name of the founding fathers and jesus
in their pursuit of their so-called “family values” …
and …
the president of the united states of america
the presidents wife, children and family
joe and jill biden
nancy pelosi
harry reid
debbie wasserman schultz
elizabeth warren
van jones
sandra fluke
teddy kennedy
labor rights for children
public schools
the active military
veterans
the 47%
pbs and big bird
science
regulations
college students
facts
intelligence
science
employees whose jobs are outsourced
foreign countries
every broadcast news organization in existence except fox & limbaugh
the french
hollywood
san francisco
city dwellers
animal rights
healthcare
the bullied
atheists
victims
feminists
single mothers
any and all non-christians
clean air
clean water
universities
pacifists
global warming and climate change
evolution
iranians
palestinians
syrians
and that’s just in the last 6 months or so …
have i missed anyone? …
so, without further ado …
ladies and gentlemen …
the envelope please …
our latest winner …
of the sometimes coveted, always deserved …
golden d-bag award
this weeks award goes to …
drum roll please …
the conservative right …
their mentality and philosophy can be summed up thusly:
"i got mine … fuck the rest of you."
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faux noise, where bullshit reigns supreme
fox news has for years been the propaganda arm of the republican party …
lately though they have been “stretching” their version of the truth to new extremes …
even for them …
and hitting new lows in their dog whistle journalism and out and out bullshit …
even for them …
here’s a couple of examples from just the past few days …
Fox Nation: Joe Biden Was Off His Meds
Remember how Fox Newsies couldn’t get over how Vice President Biden disrespected Congressman Paul Ryan during the vice presidential debate last week? Apparently, respect is a one-way street on Fox. Because since then, Biden has been likened to an "obnoxious drunk," a senile Dr. Evil and had tests for dementia recommended. in the same vein, we also have Fox Nation saying that Biden was "off his meds." (h/t Aria)
Fox’s Dr. Keith Ablow Suggests Biden May Suffer From Dementia
With all the vilification of Vice President Joe Biden on Fox News lately, it was only a matter of time until their resident psychiatrist weighed in. This morning, on Fox & Friends, "Medical A Team" psychiatrist Keith Ablow proved once again that he may need a shrink, himself, as he insisted that Biden ought to be evaluated for dementia. How crazy was that? So crazy that two of the hosts argued otherwise. But Ablow’s "assessment" just happened to match comments made by other Fox News pundits about Biden.
Rep. Jason Chaffetz Knows Fox Is The Communications Arm Of The GOP
Republican Congressman Jason Chaffetz – a Romney surrogate, no less – inadvertently acknowledged that Fox and the GOP are one and the same. After the State Department held a conference call for the press, but excluded Fox News, Chaffetz complained that "we" had not been invited.
and if you’d like to “contact a liar” and let them know how ya’ feel, click here
the right loses it’s mind … once again
if you still had any doubt that the republicans and mitt romney are betting against the well being of their own country for political purposes alone, then the hubbub and bat shit crazy response to the improving job numbers this week should end it …
instead of being glad that things are getting better, even if only marginally, they went into full blown denial and conspiracy mode …
following is a great post from alternet on the matter …
Right-Wingers Invent Hilarious Excuses For Why Unemployment Has Fallen Under 8 Percent
An uptick for the country, and a time of creative thinking for the GOP.
This month’s jobs numbers are out, showing the unemployment rate to have fallen to 7.8 percent, robbing Republicans of a favorite talking point. That number is a 44-month low, according to the Associated Press , which reports the unemployment number fell from 8.1 percent because "the number of people who said they were employed soared by 873,000." Predictably, right-wing Republicans are crying foul , insisting, based on nothing, that the career civil servants at the Bureau of Labor Statistics must be cooking the books.
The report comes is very good news for President Barack Obama, coming on the heels of his lackluster debate performance Wednesday night against Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney. It also puts a dent in a favorite GOP talking point that is based on a lie, one that Romney doesn’t mind repeating — that Obama purportedly promised that the stimulus would bring unemployment to below 8 percent. (That was a projection — not a promise — in a report authored by Christine Romer, then director of the the President’s Council of Economic Advisers.) Obama never made that promise , but since when did the truth matter in Romney’s campaign strategy? His is, after all, a campaign that would not be "dictated by fact-checkers," in the words of Romney pollster Neil Newhouse.
In fact, the news is so good for Obama that a number of Republican eminences have stepped forward to say it just can’t be true. And just like the poll numbers that show Obama outpacing Romney in the swing states, they’re chalking it up to a grand conspiracy.
ThinkProgress has collected the reactions of some prominent Republicans, beginning with a tweet from Jack Welch, the former GE CEO, who, TP notes, famously cooked the conglomerate’s books during his tenure:
That led Rep. Allen West, the Tea Party locked in a tough congressional race in Florida, to second Welch’s claim, via Twitter. "In regards to today’s Jobs report—I agree with former GE CEO Jack Welch," West tweeted. "Chicago style politics is at work here…"
Of course, West also alleges the the congress is populated by communists, so you may want to consider the source.
The "experts" at Fox News weighed in, also, natch, seeing nefarious forces at work. Fox’s Stuart Varney dubbed the numbers too "convenient," while Eric Bolling tweeted about something "insideous" (sic) at work. Also on Fox, ThinkProgress reports, "Charles Payne ‘guarantees’ that unemployment rate will be revised back up to above 8 percent after the election. "
Then there’s Washington Examiner colunmnist Conn Carroll, who tweets he doesn’t think that BLS cooked the books, but rather that a lot of unemployed Democrats lied to BLS researchers, saying that they had gotten jobs.
But wait — there’s more.
The most ridiculous assertion may come in a statement from Americans for Limited Government, which sees an even grander conspiracy, one that has the Federal Reserve in cahoots with BLS:
Either the Federal Reserve, which has its fingers on the pulse of every element of the economy, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics manufacturing survey report are grievously wrong or the number used to calculate the unemployment rate are wrong, or worse manipulated. Given that these numbers conveniently meet Obama’s campaign promises one month before the election, the conclusions are obvious.
Since Obama took office, Republicans have sought to game the unemployment numbers at the state and local levels by forcing layoffs of public employees through anti-union austerity measures. According to an analysis by Moody’s Analytics (reported by the New York Times in June), unemployment figures would be a percentage point lower were it not for all the public-sector layoffs.
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